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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-05-2014, 05:12 AM

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Now I am really confused. This God of yours clearly cannot exist.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-05-2014, 05:15 AM

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Now I am really confused.
That's true. The Holy Bible tells us that you atheists are fools, and hellbound.

Most likely God placed a stumbling stone in front of you. He's like that you know.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-05-2014, 05:18 AM

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God's Holy Word is never wrong, always right, and perfect in every way. If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.




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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-05-2014, 09:09 AM

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(Not something like 'You are wrong because the Bible says god exists'),
Trust an atheist to contaminate a GODLYforum like Landover Baptist, by disrespecting God to the point of not using a capital letter for His name! I am simply shocked! And as for what you posted, you just proved yourself wrong in this! The Bible is written by God (2 Timothy 3:16) it says so right there in the Bible which we know is to be correct because it is written by God! Tonight, I shall pray for you to open your heart to Jesus!
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Trust an atheist to contaminate a GODLYforum like Landover Baptist, by disrespecting God to the point of not using a capital letter for His name! I am simply shocked! And as for what you posted, you just proved yourself wrong in this! The Bible is written by God (2 Timothy 3:16) it says so right there in the Bible which we know is to be correct because it is written by God! Tonight, I shall pray for you to open your heart to Jesus!
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That is the most stupid thing ever. It is like saying that I have never told a lie. It MUST be true, because I said I have never told a lie!
Atheists, for the hundredth time, do not hate your god. We simply believe he has never existed. The fact that you Christians have not provided any proof or even a decent answer to any of my questions just confirms it in my mind.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-06-2014, 12:53 AM

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That is the most stupid thing ever. It is like saying that I have never told a lie. It MUST be true, because I said I have never told a lie!
The difference is, that God is God and you aren't. Kapish?

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Atheists, for the hundredth time, do not hate your god. We simply believe he has never existed.
That's a pretty hateful thing to say, wouldn't you agree?

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The fact that you Christians have not provided any proof or even a decent answer to any of my questions just confirms it in my mind.
Read the Bible. All the "proof" you need is right there. (Meaning, that if you had read and understood the Bible you would have known that God wants us to believe, not seek proof - John 20:29).
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The difference is, that God is God and you aren't. Kapish?

That's a pretty hateful thing to say, wouldn't you agree?

Read the Bible. All the "proof" you need is right there. (Meaning, that if you had read and understood the Bible you would have known that God wants us to believe, not seek proof - John 20:29).
No... It means that we do not hate or love your god, because we truly think that there is nothing to hate and that there is nothing to love.
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No... It means that we do not hate or love your god, because we truly think that there is nothing to hate and that there is nothing to love.
Sweetie, I see that you're not the brightest bulb in the Home Depot, so I'll explain it to you again: if a person (meaning an atheist, meaning you) denies the existence of the most powerful Being in the world, the Creator of all Creation, then yes, it is pretty hateful.
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Christians have not provided any proof or even a decent answer to any of my questions just confirms it in my mind.
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My point is this. Who created your god?
If he created himself, then the Big Bang theory is highly plausible, because Christians believe it to be false due to the fact that nothing started it. It just blew of its own accord. If he just was, if he just exists? According to the bible, if God did not create something, it does not exist. If your god did not create himself... Then he must not exist, due to his own logic in your bible. If someone else created him,
a) He still would not exist and
b) You Christians would be worshipping the wrong dude
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That's because you haven't asked a decent question yet

If you think God doesn't exist, why do you keep asking where He came from?
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That's because you haven't asked a decent question yet

If you think God doesn't exist, why do you keep asking where He came from?
I am an atheist. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions, because Christians can not answer the, without denying the existence of their god. Therefore, their god must not exist.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-06-2014, 07:19 PM

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...I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions, because Christians can not answer the, without denying the existence of their god...
You're asking questions that are MEANINGLESS to them.

What if I asked you, "Why is blue?". What would you say? What would you say when I deem your answer to be unacceptable to my very limited understanding, and attempt to mock/pester/berate YOU for my failure to understand?

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...Therefore, their god must not exist.
Oh, right, because YOU don't understand something, it doesn't make sense to anyone.

There are answers to your questions, but these people don't have them. You've been told this before. A definition of insanity is to repeat behaviour expecting a different outcome.


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You're asking questions that are MEANINGLESS to them.

What if I asked you, "Why is blue?". What would you say? What would you say when I deem your answer to be unacceptable to my very limited understanding, and attempt to mock/pester/berate YOU for my failure to understand?



Oh, right, because YOU don't understand something, it doesn't make sense to anyone.
Not quite. What I mean is that I want to know questions' answers that they, as Christians, ought to know the answer to (like why they ARE Christians), and they are not responding with an answer. Instead, they are insulting my intelligence.


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...Not quite. What I mean is that I want to know questions' answers that they, as Christians, ought to know the answer to...
No, they shouldn't know the answer to that question because it is meaningless to them.

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Because the Bible says God will send them to Hell if they aren't.

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Impossible.


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Instead, they are insulting my intelligence.
You are taking care of that part by yourself just fine.
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And straight away, we have an excellent example.
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I am an atheist. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions, because Christians can not answer the, without denying the existence of their god. Therefore, their god must not exist.
Working backwards from your conclusion:
Therefore God does not exist.
OK, now what was it you had just before that:
Christians can not answer without denying God's existence.
It may come as some surprise to you, but Christians answers in my experience when I was a heathen wretch never included the datum that God did not exist. Mohammedans answers never presupposed that Mohanned did not exist, Concucians answers never presupposed that Conficius did not exist (although they would probably agree that it didn't matter whether he did or not because the analects exist and that is what they follow), Sikhs answers do not deny the existence of Guru Nanak and, as far as I am aware, Hindus do not deny the existence of whatever goblin they're wordhipping today when they reply. So far so good.

So next up, moving back in your argument, we should come to tha actual question you say I'm unable to answer without denying God's existence:
I am an atheist. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions
That's it. Not an argument at all. I don't know what it is. It's not really a statement, just a sort of unrelated gobbledygooks.

How would you respond to this, I wonder?
I am a Christian. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions because atheists can not answer them without accepting the existence of God. Therefore, God must exist.

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Not quite. What I mean is that I want to know questions' answers that they, as Christians, ought to know the answer to (like why they ARE Christians), and they are not responding with an answer. Instead, they are insulting my intelligence.
Christians are Christians because they love and fear God. Are you really so dim witted that you did not know that?


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And straight away, we have an excellent example.

Working backwards from your conclusion:
Therefore God does not exist.
OK, now what was it you had just before that:
Christians can not answer without denying God's existence.
It may come as some surprise to you, but Christians answers in my experience when I was a heathen wretch never included the datum that God did not exist. Mohammedans answers never presupposed that Mohanned did not exist, Concucians answers never presupposed that Conficius did not exist (although they would probably agree that it didn't matter whether he did or not because the analects exist and that is what they follow), Sikhs answers do not deny the existence of Guru Nanak and, as far as I am aware, Hindus do not deny the existence of whatever goblin they're wordhipping today when they reply. So far so good.

So next up, moving back in your argument, we should come to tha actual question you say I'm unable to answer without denying God's existence:
I am an atheist. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions
That's it. Not an argument at all. I don't know what it is. It's not really a statement, just a sort of unrelated gobbledygooks.

How would you respond to this, I wonder?
I am a Christian. I like to ask perfectly reasonable questions because atheists can not answer them without accepting the existence of God. Therefore, God must exist.
That was not my question. That is a statement. My questions were far, far back in the forums. Please go and check them, then post a reply to them.


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That was not my question. That is a statement. My questions were far, far back in the forums.
Far back in the forums you stated that you are wrong and that you lost. Remember?
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,,I read and thought "Who's this nutter?" since obviously that would be very easy to disprove by just looking in a mirror. So, in accordance with the terms of service I had agreed to when I joined the forum, I sashayed off to the introduction page to find out but can you imagine my disappointment [No, ed.] when all I got in response to my request was a curt:

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STEP 2 How are we going so far? [He doesn't know what you're talking about, ed.]
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That was not my question. That is a statement. My questions were far, far back in the forums. Please go and check them, then post a reply to them.
And you still haven't answered why your so angry with God and why you hate Him so much.
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