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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 08:17 AM

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Cat Lady, don't listen to that meanie Zeke.
Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!


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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 11:27 AM

Cats are good for two things: cat tamales or a witch's familiar. Which means they are only good for one thing.


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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 11:31 AM

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Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!
He knows how best to serve them with a tangy white wine sauce, I'll grant.

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Cats are good for two things: cat tamales or a witch's familiar. Which means they are only good for one thing.
Case in point!

Thus proving my point of however hellbound you believe me to be, at least I'd return Cat Lady's cats to her......alive....not in neat little trays with a 'USDA' sticker.



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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 05:38 PM

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Really? I thought the horrible woman seemed to care about cats.....but I will trust that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a learned man in these matters so I will trust your opinion.
Don't worry, I'll make sure that dreadful girl never comes anywhere near my precious kitties. Thankyou for warning me!
You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.

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Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines you most likely have stashed under you mattress.
Pastor Zeke has no racy magazines under his mattress. He has us do a security sweep of his bedroom everyday for assassins.



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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 06:41 PM

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You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.

I should dearly love to see video of Sister Petal baptizing all the kitties. I'd play it over and over again, maybe in slow-motion, and even send copies to all the heathens in Salem . . . Who knows how many could be converted by watching Petal blessing two hundred and thirty wet pussies?! Lordy, that'd be a sight to see!

Pastor Zeke has no racy magazines under his mattress. He has us do a security sweep of his bedroom everyday for assassins.
I believe she meant RACING magazines. Is not Pastor Zeke a fan of the NASCAR?
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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-05-2006, 10:23 PM

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You should talk to our dear challenged Sister Petal. She is very good with baptizing little kitties. She even has a special toy steam locomotive for them afterwards.
Yes, I've noticed Sister Petal is wonderful with kitties. Someone to truly aspire to. Thankyou for your kind words and advice, Brother Bobby Joe, bless you, Amen!

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Stifle yourself Van Hellspring! You don't know bupkis about cats and GODLY Pastor Ezekiel does!
Oh dear, heavens to besty. Here this Hellsing woman claims to care about kitties, and says that Pastor Zeke eats them....yet the Godly Pastor says that witch would more likely sacrifice my kitties, and the Godly Pastor Al seems to agree with him.
In which case, I surely will listen to the Godly pastors, for it is not the place of a humble christian woman to listen to a demon-worshipping witch instead of Godly pastors who are commanded by God to speak only the truth, Amen!

I'm sorry, Mrs Helsing, but I couldn't trust you with my precious kitties. You'd blacken their souls and send them to hell.
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Unhappy Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-06-2006, 09:53 AM

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I'm sorry, Mrs Helsing, but I couldn't trust you with my precious kitties. You'd blacken their souls and send them to hell.
that be true . even tho Mrs.Hellsinger sinseer when she say she lurve kittys, she belong to Mr.Satan cuz she gots a pagan soul it look like a bunny but it not so fluffy




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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 12-08-2006, 12:53 AM

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that be true . even tho Mrs.Hellsinger sinseer when she say she lurve kittys, she belong to Mr.Satan cuz she gots a pagan soul it look like a bunny but it not so fluffy
Oh no, how utterly scary!! I've heard of these dreadful satan-bunny people with evil bunny souls like the bunny in that dreadful 'Donnie Darko' movie! Such horrible bunnies, oh dear Lord, such FRIGHTFUL BUNNIES!!

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Such horrible, horrible bunnies!! And to think I was about to entrust my precious kitties to this demon-bunny woman!! Oh thankyou sister Petal, bless you for your wisdom!
Truly, you are wise about these bunny-souled evil people! Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep my kitties away from this witch and all bunny souled evil people..maybe I can find out who they are by seeing how they react to carrots!
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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 08-27-2009, 01:03 PM

LOL now bunnys are satanist?

And please give me a real solid proof of any satanist eating babies. From a credible source. in fact, satanism is completely agaisnt violence to babies and childs, or hurting them anyway. all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.
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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 08-27-2009, 01:54 PM

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LOL now bunnys are satanist?

And please give me a real solid proof of any satanist eating babies. From a credible source. in fact, satanism is completely agaisnt violence to babies and childs, or hurting them anyway. all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.
You went gravedigging just to spam on a two and a half year old thread? Did you even bring anything with you to add to this discussion besides your own pathetic opinion?

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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 08-27-2009, 03:44 PM

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And for all their Hell-inducing faults, there aren't many youngsters more earnest than the budding LaVeyan ...


... perhaps there is hope for them after all, if we can somehow appeal to their fluffy little minds? However, I don't hold much hope for those satanists who play dress-up with their mum's tablecloth - a sure sign they are beyond redemption.
That kid's not a satanist. He's just some fool who spent too much of his parents' money at Hot Topic. However, the likeness is remarkable.


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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 08-27-2009, 04:39 PM

I think the point is that the LaVeyans are fluffy bunnies. Like Wiccans.

They all claim to be witches, but they're witches without spines.


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That kid's not a satanist. He's just some fool who spent too much of his parents' money at Hot Topic. However, the likeness is remarkable.
All attempts at psyching out the viewer into fearing his demonic visage are put to rest by that pink Tweety-Bird towel in the background.



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Default Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist - 08-28-2009, 12:15 AM

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[...]all those things about satanists raping, and eating babies and drinking bloods are legend urbans. Who do this are not real satanists. They are just criminals wanting to find a justification for what they do.
You think we don't hear this all the time? It is the oldest cry of the apologist. "We are X; the fact that a lot of people who say they are X commit vile acts, means that they are not X - so no X commits vile acts."

You can substitute anything for X to see the result. Try "Catholic", "Atheist", "Nazi", "Communist", "Homersexyurl" for starters then try "satanist"...





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