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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-21-2007, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kick Me
Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.
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.... What???
Does anybody know what she's trying to say? I'm not sure I grasp her meaning...
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-21-2007, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kick Me
Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.
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Hmm, let me try translating this.
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Originally Posted by Kick Me
I'll be the one beating Satan with a baseball bat if The End (Apocalypse?) is real(it's so not real) with my husband behind me saying "do you think that's wise". When all of you come down to Hell I'll wave and ask "Hey did you guys like your' KJV1611 bible?" because that's your response to every other book that does not have to do with Jesus.
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Is this what you meant to say Kick Me? Friend, when we TRUE Christians visit Hell in the hereafter to witness the Lord's Righteous Justice you will be too busy screaming from the pain of eternal to wave at us.
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-21-2007, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Kick Me
Ill be the one beating satan with a baseball bat if the end is real(so not real) with me husband behind me saying do you think thats wise. so when all of you come down to hell ill wave and ask hay did you guys like
your kjv1611 bible. because thats your response to every other book that does not have to do with jesus.
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In my youth, I would have told you to tell him you knew me, and he'd set you up with a nice mansion. I'm so glad that the early DOF found me on that abandoned country road one night. Without them pulling me into that van, I'd probably be in hell right now.
When the other TC's here and I are having drinks on Jesus' private jet, we'll toast your toasting.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-22-2007, 02:05 AM
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Well, I'm glad to hear this! No Satanic filth creeping in!
I assume you've read them, then?
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Not exactly - I accidentally read part of one,(it being heavily disguised as Sciencefiction) but within a few pages, the religious tone began to play havoc with my allergy.
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-23-2007, 04:10 AM
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Not exactly - I accidentally read part of one,(it being heavily disguised as Sciencefiction) but within a few pages, the religious tone began to play havoc with my allergy.
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All the references to God and Jesus making your eyes burn, as the demons possessing you tried to make you weep so you'd stop reading about Satan's last days?
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-23-2007, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Hmm, let me try translating this.
Is this what you meant to say Kick Me? Friend, when we TRUE Christians visit Hell in the hereafter to witness the Lord's Righteous Justice you will be too busy screaming from the pain of eternal to wave at us.
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hi the husband as she put it thats me she is gone a little trip with aunt flow so in her short little naps between screaming and breaking stuff
i have come to say sorry for her last few post she realy gets pissoff at every little thing sorry.
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Re: Ah, great game. -
02-23-2007, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Kick Me
hi the husband as she put it thats me she is gone a little trip with aunt flow so in her short little naps between screaming and breaking stuff
i have come to say sorry for her last few post she realy gets pissoff at every little thing sorry.
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If I were a mongoloid with an imaginary spouse, I'd probably get irritable too.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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