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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 03:16 PM
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Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.
Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.
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You poor thing, it must be quite traumatic for you. Be firm in Christ and pray that they will all get washed out to sea.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 06:23 PM
The Bulgarians are coming to steel the jobs off all our Poles.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 07:31 PM
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Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.
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I believe it may well be the proximity to France that has caused the social regression that afflicts England today; that and all the violent Muslims you have let in. We have had them here too, but when they pull out their knives, we shoot them.
We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it. Any Christians who remain in England are welcome to come over here to America, but we want to get a good look at you before we let you in.
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Re: God Hates England -
01-14-2014, 09:05 PM
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We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it.
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Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?
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Re: God Hates England -
01-15-2014, 01:52 AM
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Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?
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Abandon all hope, Sister.
The Mexicans will find England eventually. You may have difficulties now caused by Pakistanis, Nigerians and other unsaved, but wait until you have ten million Mexicans hanging around drinking beer and listening to lewd Mexican music.
On the lighter side, reroofing houses will be much less expensive and the lawns will be improved immensely.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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01-15-2014, 02:10 AM
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and the lawns will be improved immensely.
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I was told they do not tend to their "gardens" and never brush their theeth.
Seems like and Anglaycan thing.
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Re: God Hates England -
02-19-2014, 04:46 PM
As if things were not bad enough in this God-forsaken land, the future king of England has now gone native:
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02-20-2014, 01:37 AM
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As if things were not bad enough in this God-forsaken land, the future king of England has now gone native:
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The future king lost it when he started talking to plants. We thought he had been mistakenly released from the old Basingstoke asylum.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: God Hates England -
04-27-2014, 03:09 PM
The former Archbishop of Canterbury has now declared that Britain is a 'post-Christian' country.
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Rowan Williams said Britain was not a nation of believers and that the era of widespread worship was over.
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Lord Williams, who retired from being the leader of the Church of England in 2012, said: "If I say that this is a post-Christian nation, that doesn't mean necessarily non-Christian. It means the cultural memory is still quite strongly Christian."
He added: "But [Britain is] post-Christian in the sense that habitual practice for most of the population is not taken for granted. A Christian nation can sound like a nation of committed believers and we are not that."
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Please pray for us.
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Re: God Hates England -
04-27-2014, 09:50 PM
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I suppose even a broken clock can be right twice a day. It will still take more than one isolated incidence of his lies to avoid hell though. This is the man who favours women bishops and banking regulations and opposes cuts to welfare.
His thesis, which God has thankfully made quite tricky to track down, even claimed that companies can sin. I think not Justin. Men can sin, Women (obviously) can sin. Cities can sin (Ezekiel 16:49), certainly, and entire nations can sin (pretty much all of Amos 2)but the idea that a collective group of people that isn't a city or a nation can sin? Certainly not in my Bible.
Companies are sinless, and I don't need some communist "Archbishop" telling me otherwise.
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Re: God Hates England -
04-28-2014, 01:38 AM
God doesn't hate England, but you guys do for some reason. Why is that?
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Re: God Hates England -
04-28-2014, 02:15 AM
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God doesn't hate England, but you guys do for some reason. Why is that?
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Cause God hates all countries except America. Trust me, there is reasons for each and everyone of them.
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Re: God Hates England -
08-25-2014, 03:41 PM
The Godly citizens of the USA have (quite rightly) taken extreme offense at this example of so-called British humor on the Twitter.
The British Embassy in Washington posted this, with the caption:
Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time!
pic.twitter.com/QIDBQTBmmL
This is in the worst possible taste, deeply offensive to all right-thinking people, and I can only apologize to all my fellow Real Americans and honorary Real Americans.
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Re: God Hates England -
09-19-2014, 08:44 AM
As a follow-up to this:
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The current Archbishop of Canterbury has now come out as an atheist!
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the Archbishop later conceded later his views as the leader of the Church of England are “probably not what the Archbishop of Canterbury should say.”
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Re: God Hates England -
11-30-2016, 09:21 PM
I am sorry to report that one of England's finest institutions, The Bank of England, has finally lost the plot and is pandering to the special snowflakes.
It is looking to make the Ł5 note (value approximately $1.50) meat free!
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Vegetarians are angry because the new polymer fiver contains a small amount of tallow, which is derived from animal waste products.
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So what?
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It states that tallow is "unacceptable to millions of vegans, vegetarians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains and others in the UK".
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Brothers and Sisters, words fail me. Please pray for us.
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Re: God Hates England -
03-03-2017, 02:46 PM
There must be an opportunity for England, after all.
Being ruled by a woman is very anti-christian, one of the most offensive things a nation can do against God. Elizabeth II rules now, and her daughter Charles will be next Queen. Even if she is married to a strong man like Camilla Parker-bowles, it is not enough to satisfy Jesus.
And on top of that, after Hugh Grant was dismissed as president (I saw it on a movie, don't remember which one) they appointed another woman! So now the queen and the Prime Minister are women!. I don't want to think what happens if both menstrual cicles are concurrent!
But, a new hope arises. Where, if is not in America? Of course, the Godliest land in the world, sad of the destiny of the land of his ancestors, has brought a solution for all the bad things happening in there.
The name of the opportunity is Allen V. Evans. American, from the heart of the nation -Colorado-, and Christian (not sure, but if he comes from Colorado, he must be Christian)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-England.html
Yes, Brits, now you have the chance of your lives, to be ruled by an american and make Britain great again!
He is quite handsome, isn't he?
I guess Pastor Zeke should be in contact with him, in order to be the next spiritual leader of Great Britain and the Commonwealth.
I hope our English Brothers and Sisters in Christ will support the new king. Him, Donald and Putin will lead this world to Jesus, defeating Satan and his minions and instauring biblical law.
Long live the KING!!!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: God Hates England -
03-03-2017, 03:26 PM
My own opinion is that it is about time that the godless English threw out the false monarchs from Germany and let the Evans clan take over. There will have to be a new division of the spoils and my grandmother was an Evans. I'd like a nice manor house, surrounded by a few thousand acres and a small and respectful population that will tug their forelock when I pass. I would like to be addressed as your worship. Those are reasonable demands, IMO.
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Re: God Hates England -
03-03-2017, 03:37 PM
We in England are all very excited. Not only is our future King Verno (it is customary for monarchs to use their middle name) a Godly American, but his Welsh ancestry means that he is very probably a Baptist! Could this be curtains for the atheistic Church of England?
The people of Britain thank You, Lord Jesus, for Brother Allan Verno Evans, Your gift to us.
Deuteronomy 17:15 Thou shalt in any wise set him king over thee, whom the Lord thy God shall choose: one from among thy brethren shalt thou set king over thee: thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother.
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Re: God Hates England -
03-05-2017, 08:49 AM
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There must be an opportunity for England, after all.
Being ruled by a woman is very anti-christian, one of the most offensive things a nation can do against God. Elizabeth II rules now, and her daughter Charles will be next Queen. Even if she is married to a strong man like Camilla Parker-bowles, it is not enough to satisfy Jesus.
And on top of that, after Hugh Grant was dismissed as president (I saw it on a movie, don't remember which one) they appointed another woman! So now the queen and the Prime Minister are women!. I don't want to think what happens if both menstrual cicles are concurrent!
But, a new hope arises. Where, if is not in America? Of course, the Godliest land in the world, sad of the destiny of the land of his ancestors, has brought a solution for all the bad things happening in there.
The name of the opportunity is Allen V. Evans. American, from the heart of the nation -Colorado-, and Christian (not sure, but if he comes from Colorado, he must be Christian)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-England.html
Yes, Brits, now you have the chance of your lives, to be ruled by an american and make Britain great again!
He is quite handsome, isn't he?
I guess Pastor Zeke should be in contact with him, in order to be the next spiritual leader of Great Britain and the Commonwealth.
I hope our English Brothers and Sisters in Christ will support the new king. Him, Donald and Putin will lead this world to Jesus, defeating Satan and his minions and instauring biblical law.
Long live the KING!!!
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Indeed, and he is at least showing some respect by wearing red.
I remember reading in my early history books in school about the "Red Coats". It wasn't until later that I understood what it meant - and why they were so easy to defeat in our Revolutionary War.
What kind of idiot soldier would wear red into battle (they can be seen from miles away) other than some fashion obsessed pooftas. They must have thought they could intimidate us with the fear of being tied up.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: God Hates England -
03-05-2017, 09:46 AM
I am a little worried about Future-King Verno's plans to claim the throne of what he calls "Great Britain" rather than that of the United Kingdom. Is he aware that this excludes Northern Ireland? This may of course be deliberate - who would blame him? - but he should bear in mind that, apart from the odd Fenian, Norn Irn (as they term it) is the most royalist part of the United Kingdom.
The terminology can be confusing, being designed to deceive the unwary. I am therefore providing a helpful map.
You will note that "Great Britain" excludes not only Northern Ireland but also the Isle of Man, in which F-K-Verno has expressed an interest. He would be wise to enter negotiations with the Manxmen sooner rather than later if he wishes to restore the throne and become King of Mann (or Ree Vannin as they call it in their Godless tongue), as the title was replaced with Lord of Mann over 500 years ago.
He would also be smart to look into the question of the Channel Islands, as that is where the rich keep much of their cash. Does anyone have a contact address for him? I would really like to help.
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