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How To Spot a Jap -
03-12-2007, 05:54 AM
Brothers and sisters, we all know how sneaky the jap race is. I have found a handy government issued guide on how to spot them, and most amazingly, how to tell them apart from chinks. Frankly I had no idea that this was even possible, but thanks to our brave military, this guide was produced. Please study it carefully.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-12-2007, 06:43 AM
It's really amazing what can be done with research these days! Personally if I see any squinty-eyed mud-colored people, I avoid them -- I don't care if they're from Japan, China or Mongolia! Thankfully Wal-Mart keeps them there and brings their handiwork to me, so I don't have to deal with those fish-eating squirts.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-12-2007, 07:45 AM
I've always mistrusted these fish heads and rice eating yellow perils ever since they started producing cars with names they could not pronounce, like "Corolla". Hell, they can't even pronounce "English". It's nothing but good old Detroit iron for me.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-13-2007, 02:36 AM
Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
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03-13-2007, 02:39 AM
Thank you for the compliments Brother jalmquist! Jesus is smiling!
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-13-2007, 02:43 AM
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Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
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Well, somebody needs to take over for Strom Thurmond, I suppose.
Thanks for popping in, Jalm!
Why not head on over to the General Church Fellowship section, and tracking down the Introduction subforum? You could give us a nice introduction of yourself, perhaps sharing what sort of church you attend, and which is your favorite version of the KJV1611 (paper or hardback, regular or large-print)!
We look forward to hearing more of your exciting comments and the many questions I'm sure you'll have about Jesus, Jews, and especially those Satanic Catholics!
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-13-2007, 03:02 AM
Just for the record, I was being sarcastic in a way I disapprove with the doings and beliefs of this forum and therefore in your minds disapprove with the doings and beliefs of right and wrong of your God.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
03-14-2007, 05:47 PM
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Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
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I will one day run for congress, God permitting. It's time for there to be some True Christian warriors there.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-28-2012, 04:07 AM
Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-28-2012, 04:53 AM
I tend to spot them with a Sharpie. Lasts about a week.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-28-2012, 01:53 PM
Okay, why are you people so racist? I've served with Asians and I have never met one I haven't liked and respected. You people make me sick. Keep spreading the love of God.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
10-28-2012, 02:47 PM
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Yeah, that's EXACTLY what a racist would do.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
04-06-2014, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
I know someone who used to run an English school in Japan. He told me that this is the way they learn English over there:
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Amen, Brother WW. Japanese got some kind of genetic defect that makes it impossible for them to speak English. And unlike the Koreans and Chinks, they drive on the wrong side of the road. I think they got the right and left hemispheres of their brains reversed, which is why they can't even understand the Chink language like all the other Asiatics.
But to be fair, the Eurotrash also got problems communicating...
I've traveled all around the world, and you just wouldn't believe all the people who don't speak English. I'm sure that this is no historical accident. The fact is that the Lord wrote the Bible in English, and that's all the proof you need to know that America is God's chosen country.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
04-06-2014, 11:41 PM
In med school, I once had to share living quarters with a Japanese fellow named Hiroshi Jones. His parents adopted him, giving him their obviously American name. Aside from his annoying habit of stealing my Kit Kat bars before exams, he also seemed to have problems giving injections to women. He did fine with males, but you'd often hear him say, "No rike shoot the girl, she too softy softy."
On holidays, especially Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, he would buy buckets of KFC for all of us. "I rikey the kuhno," he'd say.
Yes, a strange bunch they are. I hear he is practicing in Iowa somewhere.
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Re: How To Spot a Jap -
08-30-2015, 10:53 PM
Shout GLORY!!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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