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Jesus Jesus DID teach people to kill. He DID raise a hand to injure people!! - 12-12-2015, 03:33 AM


Studies (like this one) prove liberals are unhappy. And to the authors of this study I submit the above picture as proof that you're wrong.

Nothing makes me angrier than when I hear people telling lies about Jesus. In an interview with MSNBC's Chris Hayes, Rep Steve King said:

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"Jesus didn’t teach people to kill,” King said. “That’s not Jesus’ teachings.”

“Jesus never ordered anyone to be killed, and he never raised his hand to injure anyone specifically,” he continued, adding that he believes Planned Parenthood’s actions don’t align with the Christian faith. “But Mohammed did, and there is a big difference in this.”

The former writer of horror novels is happier than Chris Hayes because he is Conservative, but he is not very smart because he is a catholic.

What Congressman King is forgetting is . . . I don't know . . . the teachings of Jesus. First of all, Jesus did teach about killing.

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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Matthew 15:3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
Matthew 15:4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

Luke 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
And let's not forget Jesus is going to kill lots of people with a mouth-sword.

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Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
Revelation 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
Revelation 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
Revelation 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
Revelation 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Revelation 19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords.
Revelation 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
Revelation 19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
Revelation 19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
Revelation 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
Revelation 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

Jesus will have a really cool mouth-sword when He comes back to kill everybody

Second, Jesus did raise His hand to injure people.

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John 2:13 And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
John 2:14 And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
John 2:15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables.

A whip is not as cool as a mouth-sword, but look at that man pinned under that table and that woman putting her arm up to fend off a righteous beating.

Here's the whole train wreck:

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Default Re: Jesus DID teach people to kill. He DID raise a hand to injure people!! - 12-12-2015, 04:42 AM

Jesus wanted to kill sinners--we love him for that.

My close friend, Rep. Steve King, really needs to sit down and read the Bible. (If you read this, Stevo, I'm just trying to help you.)


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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Default Re: Jesus DID teach people to kill. He DID raise a hand to injure people!! - 12-12-2015, 04:51 AM

I know, right? People just can't go around saying things without any evidence to back it up.
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Default Re: Jesus DID teach people to kill. He DID raise a hand to injure people!! - 12-12-2015, 12:14 PM

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My close friend, Rep. Steve King, really needs to sit down and read the Bible. (If you read this, Steve, I'm just trying to help you.)
Johnny, the guy's a Catlick. You'd be doing him a favor if you tied him to a chair and started at Gen:1:1.

But then God made some people fitted for only destruction*, no matter how "good" they may appear to be, and it is a strong possibility that this guy is one of them.

I cannot say I approve of your associating with him**.

However, on the main subject of this topic, I have to say that whatever Jesus did, He did for the Best and people who say otherwise are lending their support to Satan.

* Ro:9:18: Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
Ro:9:19: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
Ro:9:20: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: (Catlicks)
Ro:9:23: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
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**Proverb:12:26: The righteous is more excellent than his neighbour: but the way of the wicked seduceth them.





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Johnny, the guy's a Catlick. You'd be doing him a favor if you tied him to a chair and started at Gen:1:1.

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Amen Brother Bathfire - cathylicks never read the Bible (KJV1611), they wait around for the pope to tell them what it says (and it's not like they're waiting around for the invention of the printing press so they can afford a copy).

Isn't it just like the MSM and MSNBC to bring on a cathylick as a representative of a "Christian" Republican - and then bring on the DEMONcrat Keith Ellison as a representative of a "mooselimb". Keith Ellison is another one of those fluffy goat mooselimbs who was too lazy to read the koran.


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Isn't it just like the MSM and MSNBC to bring on a cathylick as a representative of a "Christian" Republican - and then bring on the DEMONcrat Keith Ellison as a representative of a "mooselimb". Keith Ellison is another one of those fluffy goat mooselimbs who was too lazy to read the koran.
I suspect these people are selected from Obama's Facebook Friends. They are nothing more than "rent-a-quote" talking heads representing nobody but themselves.

I say this with confidence: I have never met anyone from Landover who can stand any of them, and I think we are pretty representative here.





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