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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 07:15 PM

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But what about the poor exploited people who do love Jesus. Or do they not count, because they are not American?
They don't count because they would be a) and American and b) not exploited if they really loved Christ. Do we TRUE Christians look exploited to you?



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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 08:17 PM

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I have an answer to that but I risk incuring your temper..
Do not be so hesitant friend; Christ's wrath is the only one you need fear and we TRUE Christians are only here to help you.



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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 08:30 PM

Okay. the reason the True Christians are not exploited because most likely they are the exploiters.

Now don't hit me. You did ask.


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Okay. the reason the True Christians are not exploited because most likely they are the exploiters.

Now don't hit me. You did ask.
We follow Jesus without question, as He told us to.

If we are richly rewarded for subjecting the heathens as instructed, does that make us "exploiters"? I think it just makes us the "faithful".
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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 08:57 PM

Would you buy fair trade chocolate and goods? or would you buy the cheaper goods knowing that a 13 year old boy spent hours on them, and gets paid disgracefully for them? even if the boy be a devout christian who believes everything written in the bible, but was born in a poor country?


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Would you buy fair trade chocolate and goods? or would you buy the cheaper goods knowing that a 13 year old boy spent hours on them, and gets paid disgracefully for them? even if the boy be a devout christian who believes everything written in the bible, but was born in a poor country?
If the child is really a devout Christian then why is not an American? Yes, the child may say he loves Jesus but Jesus knows the child's true heart. No Alexia, the child must repent of his depravity and accept Jesus as his personal savior. Until the child does that Jesus wants the child to work 14 hours a day making candy for the people Jesus loves.



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I read an article on Fair Trade coffee recently.

Seems the coffee farmers were getting a whole three cents a pound more by selling to the "fair trade" people, who were charging double the regular price to American liberals.

Here's a different story on the same subject:

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Gregorio Martinez grows coffee on 30 hectares of land in Lepaera, Honduras, where he lives with his wife and four children. In 1998 Hurricane Mitch destroyed his crop, leaving him deep in debt; by 2004 he was set to lose his farm to foreclosure for lack of $800. That same year, he sent a bag of beans to the Princess Hotel in San Pedro Sula, where a U.S. nonprofit was hosting a contest known as Cup of Excellence. Martinez took top honors, attracted attention from buyers, and auctioned off his crop for $19,500. In his acceptance speech, he expressed relief that he would be able to pass his farm on to his family rather than the bank.

Martinez owns a small family farm and produces a high-quality coffee, but none of his beans carry the Fair Trade label. His farm isn't part of a cooperative, a Fair Trade non-negotiable that disqualifies small, independent farmers, larger family farms, and for that matter any multinational that treats its workers well. "It's like outlawing private enterprise," says former SCAA chair Cox, who now serves as president of a coffee consulting company. "What about a medium-sized family-owned farm that's doing great, treats their employees great? Sorry, they don't qualify." In Africa, many coffee farms are organized along tribal, not democratic lines. They're not eligible either, a problem that has prompted some roasters to charge cultural imperialism.
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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 09:46 PM

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If the child is really a devout Christian then why is not an American? Yes, the child may say he loves Jesus but Jesus knows the child's true heart.

How do you know the child hasn't? the only problem was he was born in Africa or in other poor places. We can't choose where we were born, and if we can't get redemption from the lord because we are not American, then tell me whats the point?

Oh yes, I know about the mess with fair trade I was only using an example. Most of it is not as clean as it would like. LIke charities, not all the money goes to the people it whom it claims it does. It's most decpitve. There are a few fair trade operations we can trust.


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How do you know the child hasn't? the only problem was he was born in Africa or in other poor places. We can't choose where we were born, and if we can't get redemption from the lord because we are not American, then tell me whats the point?
No, non-Americans can be saved, it is just they have a harder time of it. They are the ones who made the lifestyle choice of not being born in Jesus' favorite country, so they are the ones who are going to have to make it up to Christ.



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There are a few fair trade operations we can trust.
Would you like to hear about a truly fair trade?

It's one Jesus is offering.

He'll trade you His unconditional* love and a place serving Him in Heaven for your eternal, unquestioning obedience in all matters!

Is that love, or what? You just have to follow every bit of the Bible and love Jesus! Is that so much to ask?

Just to make sure you don't slip up, I'm sure Jesus will let you watch those who do forget to praise Him constantly while in Heaven . . . as he drop-kicks them into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire! His unconditional love contract terminates when you disappoint Him in any way.



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No, non-Americans can be saved, it is just they have a harder time of it. They are the ones who made the lifestyle choice of not being born in Jesus' favorite country, so they are the ones who are going to have to make it up to Christ.

No one makes that choice. And until you give me biblical evidence where it clearly states.. God's favourite country is America. No buts. give this to me and I will yield.


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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-03-2007, 11:05 PM

I'm still waiting. It should be easy if you all believe it. C'mon in the bible which was written be an englishmen ( King james bible) Would surely say America; tis the land of God?


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And until you give me biblical evidence where it clearly states.. God's favourite country is America.
Friend, the passages in the Bible were written thousands of years ago...before America was known to exist. Now, if the scribes who had the KJV1611 dictated to them by God in the language he prefers, were to somehow sneak a reference in about America...well, that would just ruin the integrity of the Bible now wouldn't it? People would easily spot it and call the Bible a useless piece of trash.

Keep in mind, the Bible never said anything about not allowing darkies to sleep on their porch all day; but that doesn't make it right.
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Stop trying to derail this thread, you filthy witch! If it isn't obvious that Jesus has chosen America as His favorite country, then you obviously have been blinded by your lust for satan and girlmeat.

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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-04-2007, 12:44 AM

If it's not in the Bible I sharn't believe it. You can' just say things as fact, and say God likes this, when you have no biblical proof for it. If the King James bible is the word of God, then anyone with access to it, is surely then as equal as you americans. If they follow the way you do. Then the country of origin is irrelevent, Because no where does it say God loves americans most. Now if someone was to find such a passage which clearly says America. I would jump off my broomstick and convert. This is how sure I am that no such passage exists!

Regardless of race, or country of birth. If they follow the bible then why not be loved by God? why do you claims you have to be an American? Whats so great about America? ( this isn't a snipe, I just want to know, after all I love my home very much. Isn't this just blatant patriotism and nothing more? Which there is nothing wrong with on some scale.)

Thirdly.. if the bible say it is wrong for.. persons of a darker skin tone to sleep on their porches all day then it is wrong. But as the bible says nothing on the subject.. (although I am sure it talks about the sin of idoliness to some degree.) then how can you condemn an act God has not condemned? Give me a biblical passage. thats the only way I will believe it.



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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-04-2007, 12:53 AM

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If it's not in the Bible I sharn't believe it.
And since when do you care what the Holy Bible commands? You do nothing but spit on its pages and mock God, so don't try and pose as something you aren't. Being a filthy perverted unsaved wad of witch scum, you are mentally and spiritually incapable of comprehending the Word of God.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

We have already gone over ad infinitum what the Holy Bible says about witches....If you suddenly believe the Bible as Gospel, then why do you persist in such hateful behaviour? Because your father is satan, that's why.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-04-2007, 12:58 AM

My father is Satan? Hum.. I shall have to have words with him when I return home, fancy keeping that a secret all these years..

You're rather hostile towards my question. All I'm asking is some biblical evidence and you turn around and call me names. Did it ever dawn on you I wanted to believe?


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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-04-2007, 01:53 AM

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If it's not in the Bible I sharn't believe it. You can' just say things as fact, and say God likes this, when you have no biblical proof for it. If the King James bible is the word of God, then anyone with access to it, is surely then as equal as you americans. If they follow the way you do. Then the country of origin is irrelevent, Because no where does it say God loves americans most. Now if someone was to find such a passage which clearly says America. I would jump off my broomstick and convert. This is how sure I am that no such passage exists!
That's because no such passage does exist.

However, it is clear by inference that America is God's Favorite Country. Allow me to explain:

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.
2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.


Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.

Since all good and evil come from God, the wealth and power of the United States comes from God, as evidence of his favor upon us.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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Regardless of race, or country of birth. If they follow the bible then why not be loved by God? why do you claims you have to be an American? Whats so great about America?
Anyone who follows every word of the Bible can be Saved. However, it's far less likely to happen in places like Europe and Africa, where they don't generally read English (God's Favorite Language, evidenced by His re-dictating the Bible to King James' scribes).
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Thirdly.. if the bible say it is wrong for.. persons of a darker skin tone to sleep on their porches all day then it is wrong. But as the bible says nothing on the subject.. (although I am sure it talks about the sin of idoliness to some degree.) then how can you condemn an act God has not condemned? Give me a biblical passage. thats the only way I will believe it.
Laziness is condemned. People of any color being lazy is sinful and a waste of their God-given talents.

Remember, we have nothing that was not given by God (see above quote).

From God, people get their writing talent, ability to learn multiple languages, acne, joy of dancing, skin cancer, terminal illnesses like AIDS or smallpox, congenital heart defects, beautiful eyes and the cataracts in them, a sense of humor, a bad attitude, a mad compulsion to murder French witches using power tools or dress in fursuits, or even faith in God and Jesus. It ALL comes from God!
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Default Re: Easter is coming up soon - SOON! - 04-04-2007, 04:41 AM

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My father is Satan? Hum.. I shall have to have words with him when I return home, fancy keeping that a secret all these years..

You're rather hostile towards my question. All I'm asking is some biblical evidence and you turn around and call me names. Did it ever dawn on you I wanted to believe?
If you want to believe then what is stopping you? Do you think we are one of those false Christian churches who sugarcoat everything? Are you waiting for Jesus to personally smack you in the head with a stick? All you have to do is do it.

Stop fornicating with every Tom, Dick and Mary that you meet. Stop practicing witchcraft and all satanic rituals. Get down on your knees and beg Jesus to take over your life. Renounce satan and his works. Stop reading witchcraft manuals like Hairy Potter and instead read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover. Learn to cook something besides Christian babies, so that you might satisfy a good Christian husband and be privileged enough to produce soldiers for Christ. Tear up the passport you have and renounce your citizenship in whatever God forsaken third world country you inhabit, and apply today for a Green Card to move to the Godly United States of America. And finally, use the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send us your Tithe.

Anything short of that, and we'll know you for the liar and God-mocker we all suspect you are.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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