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04-08-2017, 11:11 PM
Greetings, Christian fundamentalists. I am a foreign exchange student from Thailand studying at Harvard University. What church do I go to? As a Thai, I am not a Christian, I follow Theravada Buddhism. What's my favorite bible verse? Genesis 1:1 - it's just so silly. I thought I would check this forum out because I thought it looked interesting.
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04-09-2017, 01:31 AM
Welcome, Chinaman. We are friendly and welcoming here. We'd like to know a little about you and anything you can tell us about yourself would be helpful. You speak as if everyone in godless Thailand automatically rejects God and His word. Is that really the case? Could it be possible that an entire country has eluded the word of God?
PS- Don't believe anything they try to teach you at Harvard. They are liars there and know as little of God's word as Thailander Chinamen, though I understand it was once a Godly institution.
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04-09-2017, 01:33 AM
How do you afford to go to Harvard? Do you dry clean for the other students, deliver Chinese takeout to the dorms, or do underground kickboxing for cash?
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04-09-2017, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Somdet-ong-yai Paows
Greetings, Christian fundamentalists. I am a foreign exchange student from Thailand studying at Harvard University. What church do I go to? As a Thai, I am not a Christian, I follow Theravada Buddhism. What's my favorite bible verse? Genesis 1:1 - it's just so silly. I thought I would check this forum out because I thought it looked interesting.
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Well hello Somdet,
Coming from Thailand the US must be a big shock on your whole cultural perspective. As you are probably from Phukett or Nana Plaza you will probably notice that in the US there are no fat old men loitering in the streets and bars. That must be a relief for you. Now, as you should know, Jesus is waiting for you to open yourself fully to Him so that one day, when you are worthy, you too can go to heaven.
I will pray that you are not corrupted by the atheistical macaroons at Harvard.
YIC
TT
P.S. Remember that in the Great Nation of the United States of America "Hi GI,Me ruv u rong time, onry $10. U too much c'est trop." is not a really good introduction in civilized company.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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04-09-2017, 03:22 PM
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How do you afford to go to Harvard? Do you dry clean for the other students, deliver Chinese takeout to the dorms, or do underground kickboxing for cash?
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All of the above!
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Welcome, Chinaman. We are friendly and welcoming here. We'd like to know a little about you and anything you can tell us about yourself would be helpful. You speak as if everyone in godless Thailand automatically rejects God and His word. Is that really the case? Could it be possible that an entire country has eluded the word of God?
PS- Don't believe anything they try to teach you at Harvard. They are liars there and know as little of God's word as Thailander Chinamen, though I understand it was once a Godly institution.
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You are correct that there is no deity in the Buddhist philosophy - for all practical purposes I am an atheist. However, there are some Muslims in the south that worship a god called Allah.
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Well hello Somdet,
Coming from Thailand the US must be a big shock on your whole cultural perspective. As you are probably from Phukett or Nana Plaza you will probably notice that in the US there are no fat old men loitering in the streets and bars. That must be a relief for you. Now, as you should know, Jesus is waiting for you to open yourself fully to Him so that one day, when you are worthy, you too can go to heaven.
I will pray that you are not corrupted by the atheistical macaroons at Harvard.
YIC
TT
P.S. Remember that in the Great Nation of the United States of America "Hi GI,Me ruv u rong time, onry $10. U too much c'est trop." is not a really good introduction in civilized company.
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You are mistaken. I am from Chiang Mai, where there are not a lot of sluts and creepy white men.
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04-09-2017, 03:32 PM
Mr. Paws, I think we would be interested in why a Chinaman who claims to be an atheist, all the while worshipping a statue of a fat Chinaman, would be interested in a Christian fellowshipping site. Are you here to make vile attacks on us and belittle our beliefs, as so many do? Or are you seeking a relationship with Jesus?
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04-09-2017, 03:36 PM
Paows,
What is the weather like in China today? Did you have a cat for breakfast? Or was it your neighbor's pekingnese? LOL
I am just kidding with you. We welcome all 3rd world visitors here as long as they behave respectfully since this is God's Favorite Forum. I have personally never understood why some come here to haze us or pretend to be something they aren't. Jesus always sheds the light on those hateful hypocrites who claim to follow Him but in actuality are just liars and effeminates on the road to perdition.
My father (who is dying) once told me that if I wanted to get rich I should open driving schools in China since no one there knows how. He said I should direct my ads to females in particular. I knew a Chink named Jing who was a typical female Chinese driver. She went through cars like a black man goes through stolen pies. It was laughable. Well, until Jing ran into the back of a truck delivering steel rods to a bridge construction site. It was somewhat ironic that she and her car ended up skewered on the 59th St Bridge.
Well, I hope you can find a KJV written in Chink and that you leave your satanic boodism so you can serve Jesus and lead other souls to him instead of cooking for some wealthy rich folks on a western tv show.
COME LORD JESUS!
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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04-09-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Somdet-ong-yai Paows
Greetings, Christian fundamentalists. I am a foreign exchange student from Thailand studying at Harvard University. What church do I go to? As a Thai, I am not a Christian, I follow Theravada Buddhism. What's my favorite bible verse? Genesis 1:1 - it's just so silly. I thought I would check this forum out because I thought it looked interesting.
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Hello and to our forum, dear!
If your heart is secretly yearning to learn more about Jesus and His teachings, you came to the right place!
I will pray for your Salvation™.
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04-09-2017, 04:40 PM
Greetings Somdet! I am very happy to see another person of color who has come to this forum. I am also a person of color and a Black man who is a student as you are. I am attending Georgetown University which is in Georgetown which is a garrison of Washington DC. I am here in Babylon as a scholarship student and I am attending university at no cost due to the price paid by my ancestors who were held in slavery by white men. It is not out of the question that I could be related to some slaves who were held by the Jesuits here at my school and so that is why I have been accepted here.
I am to be an attorney because America is in desperate need of more Black attorneys. What are you studying at Harvard University?
Jah Guide!
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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04-09-2017, 06:06 PM
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Greetings Somdet! I am attending university at no cost due to the price paid by my ancestors who were held in slavery by white men.
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I would say you are attending due to the price paid by a certain Jewish attorney, young man. Remember?
A half truth is a whole lie.
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04-09-2017, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Somdet-ong-yai Paows
Greetings, Christian fundamentalists. I am a foreign exchange student from Thailand studying at Harvard University. What church do I go to? As a Thai, I am not a Christian, I follow Theravada Buddhism. What's my favorite bible verse? Genesis 1:1 - it's just so silly. I thought I would check this forum out because I thought it looked interesting.
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Genesis 1:1 is SILLY?
Fellow, I urge you to realize that our G_d is a GREAT G_d. His might and power are far above comprehension. (Psalm 68) (Psalm 147) He has the power to raise up or to bring down.
Reject the nonsensical teachings of a bipolar "Buddha" and instead lean on the everlasting arms of G_d. And let me know if you ever need an attorney.
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04-09-2017, 06:39 PM
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Paows,
What is the weather like in China today? Did you have a cat for breakfast? Or was it your neighbor's pekingnese? LOL
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No. I am Thai, not Vietnamese.
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Hello and to our forum, dear!
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Thank you for the welcome. I will consider.
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings Somdet! I am very happy to see another person of color who has come to this forum. I am also a person of color and a Black man who is a student as you are. I am attending Georgetown University which is in Georgetown which is a garrison of Washington DC. I am here in Babylon as a scholarship student and I am attending university at no cost due to the price paid by my ancestors who were held in slavery by white men. It is not out of the question that I could be related to some slaves who were held by the Jesuits here at my school and so that is why I have been accepted here.
I am to be an attorney because America is in desperate need of more Black attorneys. What are you studying at Harvard University?
Jah Guide!
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I am aiming for a degree in Near Eastern Languages and Civilizations, because that's what will land me a job.
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Genesis 1:1 is SILLY?
Fellow, I urge you to realize that our G_d is a GREAT G_d. His might and power are far above comprehension. (Psalm 68) (Psalm 147) He has the power to raise up or to bring down.
Reject the nonsensical teachings of a bipolar "Buddha" and instead lean on the everlasting arms of G_d. And let me know if you ever need an attorney.
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No. You appear to be a Jew, and I do not like the Jewish religion or people.
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04-09-2017, 06:48 PM
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I am aiming for a degree in Near Eastern Languages and Civilizations, because that's what will land me a job.
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Hello Mr. or maybe Miss Paows! I do hope you are not wasting time on ancient civilizations of the region because the people who live there now are quite enthusiastic about destroying the past, and thanks to Western antiquities dealers and collectors, they make quite a lucrative business out if it.
Do you find Farsi easier or Arabic? Which variety of Arabic are you learning?
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No. You appear to be a Jew, and I do not like the Jewish religion or people.
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You will fit right in with this lovely community.
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04-09-2017, 11:49 PM
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Hello Mr. or maybe Miss Paows! I do hope you are not wasting time on ancient civilizations of the region because the people who live there now are quite enthusiastic about destroying the past, and thanks to Western antiquities dealers and collectors, they make quite a lucrative business out if it.
Do you find Farsi easier or Arabic? Which variety of Arabic are you learning?
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I have not studied Farsi nor any variety of Arabic. Right now I am studying Ancient Hebrew, which I am not a fan of (like I said, I do not like the Jews), but it's what I have to do to get my degree.
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04-10-2017, 12:53 AM
Sam, your long foreign name is too long to remember. We used to shorten unacceptable foreign names on Ellis Island, but that practice is fallen into disuse. I hope you don't mind if I call you Sam. It's an American name anyway and you need to get right if you intend to stay here. I mainly wanted to congratulate you on your major. There's nothing to be gained by thinking of filthy money. Most degrees from Harvard are worth millions of dollars, but you have principles, apparently. Many people prefer principles to money. You may be saved yet.
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04-10-2017, 01:22 AM
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I have not studied Farsi nor any variety of Arabic. Right now I am studying Ancient Hebrew, which I am not a fan of (like I said, I do not like the Jews), but it's what I have to do to get my degree.
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I hope you hate them for the right reasons.
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04-10-2017, 02:09 AM
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I have not studied Farsi nor any variety of Arabic. Right now I am studying Ancient Hebrew, which I am not a fan of (like I said, I do not like the Jews), but it's what I have to do to get my degree.
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I am sorry to tell you, but whoever enrolled you in Near Eastern Languages/Civilizations program that includes ancient Hebrew instead of modern Arabic has cheated you. Knowing ancient Hebrew will not land you a well paying job. Unless you wish to be a Rabbi. In which case you'd have to modify your stance towards Jews, though.
I hope that was helpful.
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04-10-2017, 02:36 AM
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I am sorry to tell you, but whoever enrolled you in Near Eastern Languages/Civilizations program that includes ancient Hebrew instead of modern Arabic has cheated you. Knowing ancient Hebrew will not land you a well paying job. Unless you wish to be a Rabbi. In which case you'd have to modify your stance towards Jews, though.
I hope that was helpful.
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04-10-2017, 04:37 AM
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I'm not the smartest of people, as you've no doubt noticed. Intelligence is more of a Chinese/Korean/Japanese thing than a Thai thing.
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Are you trying to say we isn't smart?
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04-10-2017, 10:31 AM
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I have not studied Farsi nor any variety of Arabic. Right now I am studying Ancient Hebrew, which I am not a fan of (like I said, I do not like the Jews), but it's what I have to do to get my degree.
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Hi Paws I have cats too!
Why do you hate the Jews? God the designer of all things created all things so why do you hate part of his creation?
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