[JoshuaRhodes]

Hello, my name is Joshua, I'm here to speak with fellow Christians about the bible and God. If you have anything to ask me, feel free to comment on this threat.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

Hello, my name is Joshua, I'm here to speak with fellow Christians about the bible and God. If you have anything to ask me, feel free to comment on this threat.

Hello and to our Godly forum!

Which Bible verse do you call your favorite?

What threat are you speaking of? Is it some Brexit thing?

[JoshuaRhodes]

Hello Basilissa, to answer your first question my favourite bible verse is John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness". And to answer your second question, I meant to type "thread" not "threat".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Hello Mr. Rhodes, and welcome! Tell us about your Walk with Christ!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

Hello, my name is Joshua, I'm here to speak with fellow Christians about the bible and God. If you have anything to ask me, feel free to comment on this threat.

A cautious welcome to you, young man. We are a friendly bunch who welcome visitors to God's favourite forum.

Hebrews 13:2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

But here is the rub: it's not unknown that the atheist will come to our humble aboad with thoughts of nothing more than mocking and riding roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.

I like your verse. It makes my heart swell every time a youth confesses his sins against the Lord Himself Jesus Christ

1 John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

What turned your head towards Christ?

YIC

[JoshuaRhodes]

Well, I was born in Britain to two american parents, sadly I was the only christian in a atheist house. But, I did manage to show my parents and younger brother the light of God and saved them from Satan's evil, which I think is one of my best achievements. The church I go to is called "Bradford on Avon Baptist Church".

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

Well, I was born in Britain to two american parents, sadly I was the only christian in a atheist house. But, I did manage to show my parents and younger brother the light of God and saved them from Satan's evil, which I think is one of my best achievements. The church I go to is called "Bradford on Avon Baptist Church".

How wonderful that you were able to bring the light of Jesus' love for ALL who would follow Him to your family!

Matthew 28:19 - Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost

Were you able to go Full Baptism? I hope so! It's so important that every Christian spreads and the Good News to the unSaved that Jesus died for all of our sins!

People who don't know Jesus can't accept His sacrifice and be spared from Hell

Romans 10:9 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

Did your family confess and cast of the cloak of atheisticallity?

YIC

[JoshuaRhodes]

Yes my family did confess their sins to Christ and cast away the sinful cloak that is atheism. It sickens me how people can just turn their backs on Christ and God, just because some scientists said he doesn't exist.

[Thinks Design]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

Yes my family did confess their sins to Christ and cast away the sinful cloak that is atheism. It sickens me how people can just turn their backs on Christ and God, just because some scientists said he doesn't exist.

Hi Josh! It is always nice to meet a fellow believer. Scientists can be a bit wired but more and more are turning way from evolution and deep time and finding out that the evidence is pointing more and more to intelligent design.

The Creation Institute is making startling progress into proving the Designer's hand in all things. Have you heard of Michael Behe?

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

The church I go to is called "Bradford on Avon Baptist Church".

Hello Josh,
Welcome to the forum. I hope you are well and that God has shone His Light on your face. I see you are from Bradford? Tell us all how it feels to live under Sharia law. Have you been persecuted by the mooselimb hordes that infest your city? Have they tried to make you renounce the One True God and worship Allan?


I do hope you are being truthful with us because I really would not like you to make God unhappy in any way.


Exodus 32:22


“And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.”


YIC
TT

[JoshuaRhodes]

Hello Thomas, to answer your question about how it is to live under Sharia law, it's horrible. I have had a group of Muslims come up to me and threaten me with violence if I didn't renounce God, as well as that my Mother was nearly attacked because of our worship of God.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

my Mother was nearly attacked because of our worship of God.

I feel your pain, dear. Occasionally I visit the first American city which declared Sharia law, Dearborn (Michigan), and I feel like I'm nearly attacked every single time, when these people look at me, and when they don't look at me, and when they talk to each other, and when they do something on their phones, and when they pick vegetables at the market, and when they just walk past me with their kids.

It's truly terrible that we allow these people to keep their clothing and language when they just all should wear shorts and a few sizes too small T-shirts and let the whole world see the rings of fat flapping around their bellies to prove that they are real Americans.

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome, Mr. Joshua Rhodes. It is always a pleasure to meet a good Christian man, come among us for fellowship and praise. I am concerned to hear that you are forced to live among the godless English and their Musselman overlords. I pray for your safety as you tread the path between their bombs and mosques.


As your parents are Americans, you qualify for the honor of citizenship here in America. I urge you to decamp immediately and come home. I pray that you have not become accustomed to toad in the hole and bubble and squeak, as those foods are not available in America. Nor is it possible to obtain a haggis in America and we are four square against curry, which we understand is now the national food of England, that and the peas.


Providentially, you already speak a primitive version of American and we can bring you up to date in no time at all. What do you think? Will you need assistance with your travel expenses?

[JoshuaRhodes]

Hello Alvin, I have always wanted to leave Britain and go to America, but I couldn't as my family couldn't afford it. But, last year I started to save money and it should be enough to cover all expenses. So, fairly soon I should be able to leave Britain and go to America, leaving behind all this "Allah" nonsense.

[BrotherLarry]

Welcome, Miss Roads:


Are you named for Joshua as featured in the song by Dolly Parton?


I am sure you have never had a communication sent to you from deepest Rio de Janeiro before. I am here communicating the love of my Savior and His message of Salvation®. My aim has been primarily the man with unnatural affection, guilty of the sin that dares not speak its name. I have had so many men come while my friends and I were on their knees. I can't begin to count the numbers of new names written down in glory and added to my Consumer Cellular telephone. Christ continues to bless, but alas, my mission will soon be ending as I am a PhD student and must continue my studies.


I will add you to my electronic prayer list and I look forward to learning more of you and your journey toward Salvation®.


As the Brazilian messicans say to me all the time:


Fode-te, cona! (Go peacefully, friend)
BrotherLarry

[Des]

Hello, Josh. May I call you Josh? Thanks.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Joss. And I hope you aren't still sore over us kicking you tea sippers out of America. It was bound to happen sooner or later, what with real men drinking coffee and all.


Please tell me you are not a prisoner of Mooselimb controlled London! I heard that a raghead rigged the mayoral vote there and now has all Londonians living under Sharia law. I can't for the life of me understand why the queen hasn't activated her army of longbow archers and sent him packing.


Anyway, I look forward to hearing more of your walk with Christ, Jeff.


YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by JoshuaRhodes

Hello Alvin, I have always wanted to leave Britain and go to America, but I couldn't as my family couldn't afford it. But, last year I started to save money and it should be enough to cover all expenses. So, fairly soon I should be able to leave Britain and go to America, leaving behind all this "Allah" nonsense.

Praise God! Your homeland awaits and, frankly, we need the votes, what with the invasion from the south.


I wonder if you could clear up something I have been wondering about and it is something that has one of my brothers in Christ baffled. He was returning from a mission trip to Kosovo some time back, a place where the word of God is virtually unknown and he barely escaped with his life, but I digress. He was in the London airport for a while and, hungry, he sought something to eat. He was most pleased to find American food on offer at one booth and he ordered a hamburger. The attendant asked if he wanted beans with that and he said yes, impressed with the sophistication he was encountering. Then he watched in shock as she poured the beans over the hamburger. Realizing that he had fallen prey to some bizarre local custom, he took his hamburger with beans on it to a small table to attempt to eat it. That was when he discovered that the beans were cold.


Can you shed light on this subject?

[JoshuaRhodes]

Alvin, I have no idea what that was. Maybe some Muslim thing?

[Des]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Then he watched in shock as she poured the beans over the hamburger.

In Texas that would be grounds for justifiable homicide. I never cease to be amazed at how the farther from Texas you get, the more uncivilized the world becomes. Those poor Limeys can't even whip out their open carry .45 and plug the offender on the spot, because they have never heard of the Constitution.

[JoshuaRhodes]

Since the Muslims came to England, things have been a lot weirder. What I don't understand is why they don't just stay in their country. And why do they have to come to ours.