[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Your assumptions are sure to land you in hell, boy. We'll hear no more of your "nigra-christ" theory, understood?

I didn't say He was a negro, I said He was probably of Middle Eastern appearance.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

God created mankind in His image. Not just whites. All of mankind. Jesus is God and was born into a Jewish community, I can say with almost certainty that He would have had Jewish features. Unless He was an albino or had redish-ginger hair. But the Bible makes no mention of that nor does any other document so we can assume He had dark skin and hair.

What a mormon.
So if I would have been born into a nigra community instead of a good white one, I would be a nigra?
Even though my parents are white!
Is this what's known as sickular logic?

Jesus knows I'm not very impressed by it..

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

What a mormon.
So if I would have been born into a nigra community instead of a good white one, I would be a nigra?
Even though my parents are white!
Is this what's known as sickular logic?

Jesus knows I'm not very impressed by it..

Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I don't know. JESUS was born with NONE of Mary's "DNA", whatever that is, and is pure white.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

I don't know. JESUS was born with NONE of Mary's "DNA", whatever that is, and is pure white.

Dear Pastor, care to tell us what you are basing that assumption on?

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Fish

Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?

Blithering, oafish man-whoore! Even if God chose to (heaven forbid) plant His seed into a female nigra, Jesus would still have been born as white as driven snow. The race of the mother, or vessel, makes no difference what-so-ever! Jesus is of God...Jesus IS GOD...JESUS IS WHITE!! End of discussion!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes. On the Bible. Luke 1:35.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the...2/lk01_35.html

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes. On the Bible. Luke 1:35.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the...2/lk01_35.html

Yes, better give this homer the Word in child version..
He's too dumb to understand it without the childish illustrations anyways.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Yes, better give this homer the Word in child version..
He's too dumb to understand it without the childish illustrations anyways.

You are correct, Brother. We can thank the Reverend Brendan Smith for producing this GODLY series which, by the way, has won kudos from CATHOLICS for it's beauty, accuracy and SIMPLICITY.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Fish

Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?

Goodness gracious, Fish, are you that slow? We've explained repeatedly that this "DNA" thing is just a secular myth dreamed up to prop up the Darwinist monkey cult, and yet you still don't get it. The following Scripture passage decisively disproves your false dogma of DNA:

Gen. 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

[Punk]

Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Punk

Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.

There is no Bad Religion in Landover:

Daniel 3:15
Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Punk

Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.

What are they, mooslems? Please, this thread is for sharing information regarding True Christian™ music, NOT the paedophiliac idols of towelheaded teens.

[Punk]

Mooslems?! Atheist mate. They bloody good, talented guitarist and the lead singer has an amazing voice, lyrics are also amazing.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Punk

Mooslems?! Atheist mate. They bloody good, talented guitarist and the lead singer has an amazing voice, lyrics are also amazing.

Atheist music, eh? Ha! What is so "amazing" about music which consists of nothing but the morbid silence of unbelievers?

No doubt the awful Yoko Ono has something to with it - she was always one for that sort of artsy-fartsy twaddle.

[May16]

"He’s the farmer of barren fields, (In god)
The force of army wields, (we trust)
The expressions on the faces of the starving millions. (because he’s one of us)
The power of the man, (break down)
He’s the fuel that drives the Klan, (cave in)
He’s the motive and the conscience of the murderer. (we can redeem our sins)
He’s the preacher on TV, (strong heart)
The false sincerity, (clear mind)
The form letter that’s written on the big computers. (and infinitely kind)
The nuclear bombs, (you lose)
The kids with no moms, (we win)
And I’m fearful that he’s inside me. (he is our champion)

We’ve got the American Jesus, see him on the interstate,
We’ve got the American Jesus, overwhelming millions everyday."

[May16]

"Oh yonder stands the prophet
The words are music to our ears
But down among the sinners
Only pain and sweat and tears
The sermon soothes the simple
But the rest are rapt with fear

Oh no, too late to hold a trial
Time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial

In the best laid plans of history
Lie the ruins of the past
And a chronicle of suffering
Shows the mythic pall they cast
To believe is true religion
But to see is truth at last

Oh no, too late to hold a trial
Time doesn't wait for the watchmaker's dial"

[May16]

Been told that was plagerism or whatever, so my sources.

First one is "American Jesus" by Bad Religion,
Second is "Watchmaker's dial" by Greg Graffin.

It's not too against copyright though, coz lyric sites are all over the web.

[May16]

Tell me! Tell me where is the love, in a careless creation?
When there’s no above,
There’s no justice! Just a cause and a cure,
And a bounty of suffering, it seems we all adjure.

And what I’m frightened of, is that they call it “God’s love”

That was Bad Religion, "God's Love"

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I was rummaging around my basement today and found this oldie but goodie!

We need to start a True Christian™ CHRISTMAS Music Thread

GLORY!

Sister Thumper