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Default Secularists blame witchcraft on bread. - 12-01-2012, 11:55 PM

Greetings True Christians,

Apparently some liberal bulldyke professor has concluded through "research" that all of the godly work done by witch-hunters in Salem was for naught. For those that don't know, research is a liberal word for avoiding the bible whenever possible and trusting pesky things like "facts and logic".

http://customers.hbci.com/~wenonah/history/ergot.htm

"Linnda Caporael may have solved one of the biggest mysteries of early American history — the cause of the Salem Witch Trials — but she stumbled onto the case quite by accident. "I actually started this project as a senior in college," recalls Caporael, now a behavioral scientist and full professor "

Yadda yadda yadda. So basically Liberal Harlot Caporeal "who's probably a witch herself has decided that the cause of Demonic Possesion is bread.

"Ergot poisoning can't even explain all of the events at Salem, Caporael concedes. Some of the behaviors exhibited by the witch accusers probably were the result of mass hysteria — or outright fakery. "

Ha! She can't explain all of the events. Well guess who can explain them, whore, my friend JESUS. And he certainly understands that bread has nothing to do with signing a pact with Satan! These Liberal conspiracies really bother me, next they'll announce that being a Homer is genetic and not a hobby.


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