[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers in Christ, TO ARMS! My Sermon tomorrow will be on the topic of Operation Jade Helm, which the Islamic Coon President Barack HUSSEIN Obama has forced upon us all. Your families, your children, your PASTOR!

Yes! The communistic jigaboo in our White house has invaded Texas and is enforcing gay marriage and turning God's favorite country (AMERICA!) into a Sodomy-Megalopolis!

Obama Plans To Invade Texas, Enforce Gay Marriage and Turn It Into A Sodomy-Megalopolis

Religious Freedom Fighters (RFF) stationed outside Austin first provided surveillance of Obama’s invasion at 0647 CST on July 15, 2015. Tanks were seen firing volleys of homosexual chemtrail into civilian populations.
tank firing homosexual chemtrails

Homosexual chemtrails fill the air after a battalion of tanks fired volleys of canisters that contained the mind-altering substance into Christian suburbs surrounding Austin, Texas.

Men driving on their morning commute to work on the outskirts of town were inoculated by the wafting homosexual chemtrails from spent projectile casings.

The attack on Christian-dense suburbs in Texas marks the first time a sitting US-president has endorsed the usage of potent mind-altering agents on American citizens.

Sources on the ground report that several churches that gathered to hold prayer rallies during the Jade Helm attacks have been forced into FEMA camps, where the pastors have been forced to perform gay marriage ceremonies as their congregations were forced to watch.

This flies in the face of the Pastor Protection Act Governor Greg Abbott signed into law, declaring a state-of-emergency after hearing Christians pastors were being abducted during Jade Helm and being forced to perform gay marriage ceremonies, say ‘God is not real’ and confess that they will abide by Obama’s rule.

The Obama Administration is officially denying the claims that Christians were taken into custody on Day 2 of Jade Helm, but surveillance photos taken outside Austin, Texas, prove otherwise.

During the early hours of July 17th, Christians were forced from a prayer rally in the streets as Obama’s invading agents of Liberal Darkness forced them into FEMA camps, where pastors are being forced to perform gay marriage ceremony as captured Christians watch.

While President George W. Bush, Jr., has been in hiding, under the protection of True Texans during Obama’s invasion, unfortunately Obama was able to get his hands on President George HW Bush (Sr.) and somehow caused him to ‘fall and break his neck.’

This was clearly Obama sending a warning message to President Bush, Jr., and Texans that he will attack their families if they try to defy him and rally Americans against him during Operation Jade Helm.

With President George W. Bush silenced and trying to keep his family safe and Governor George Abbott unable to keep Obama from kidnapping pastors and forcing them to perform gay marriage ceremonies at FEMA camps, the war against Christianity is going swimmingly well for liberals.

Obama wants to destroy Jesus and start a new age of Liberal Darkness. By creating a stronghold of homosexuality in Texas — a sodomy-Megalopolis– Obama will command a sprawling region of gluttony, carnal pleasures and lawlessness that rests atop vast oil wells the populace will let him frack in exchange for permission to continue living their sinful lifestyles.

Obama knows Christians would never allow such things, thus he is using chemtrails to turn heteronormative men into gay curious, secretive or agnostic, and forcing more steadfast church pastors to perform gay marriages or face all sorts of barbaric torture and social media shaming.

Iran Nuclear Power Facilities Turned Into Homosexual Chemtrail Production Plants

Obama’s reasoning for making a deal with Iran to restrict US surveillance of Iran’s nuclear power plan is part of his plans to establish One World Government after his second term of presidency ends in Washington, DC.

Obama is allowing Iran to manufacture and stockpile homosexual chemtrails at their converted nuclear power facilities. Obama will work with various nations in his pact to demolish Christianity and heterosexuality in America with these bombs, making the nation pliable and willing to succumb to Obama’s reformed European Union that will fall under his eventual command vis-a-vis UN dealings.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Of course the lunatic liberals are denying everything, and have even issued death threats to some of the leaders of the anti-Jade Helm troops, including Pete Lanteri, a personal friend of mine.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

How terrible! If even liebral, God-hating Mr. Obama (he does not deserve the honorable, American title of Mr. President) can cause "accidents" to happen, even a feeble God-fearing woman could, with God's help and her husband's permission, could make an accident happen to them!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I have long known that atheism was causing the homosexual chemtrails to appear over major population centers, as part of the HAARP experiment to abolish prayer in school and replace it with Spanish classes. This operation Jade Helm only reinforces my convictions. No doubt our demon possessed antiChrist president has seen to it that our children will be Islamicized in FEMA bestiality farms as well.

Our only hope is the rapture, which should occur any moment now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

It's worse than we thought, Brothers. Obama has equipped the gays army with Aerosolized Homosexual Chemtrails, in order to turn unsuspecting Christians into queers!

Gays Have Aerosolized Homosexual Chemtrails, Covertly Attacking Christians

Austin, Texas – Only 72 hours into Jade Helm and civilian gays are already employing use of guerrilla warfare.

Eyewitnesses report that gay men are running up to nuclear families and pulling out aerosol canisters, which emit some sort of rainbow-colored gas when pressed. The gas is potent and thought to be the very same homosexual chemtrail agent Obama has used in his global war to destroy Jesus and legalize gay marriage.

Two days ago, a gay man attacked Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Religious Freedom Fighters (RFF) report communiques between known gay power players in Texas, showing that there is an organized effort to force the governor to inhale some of Obama’s morally lethal homosexual chemtrail.

The plan seems to be meant for use against not only strongholds of morality in Texas, but any man seen with a nuclear family or heteronormative habits. Rogue, discrete gays are concealing and carrying these aerosol cans and suddenly running up to straight men, pinning their victim’s head down as they spray a good dose on them.

With such a high dosage directly administered, Texan men are finding themselves becoming more and more confused about their homosexuality. The CDC reports that although the national average of homosexuality stands at a startling 2.2%, in Texas over 41% of Texan men now openly confirm their homosexuality.

This number does not include those who are secretive or agnostic about their homosexuality.

[Alvin Moss]

We here in Texas have this Yankee menace well in hand and there is nothing to worry about. We have mobilized the Texas National Guard and the Texas Rangers to keep these Yankees under surveillance and in line. In these parts, we are very familiar with the behavior of the Yankees when they think their might makes it possible for them to steal what ever they want. Thus, we are armed to the teeth and ready to clean up any misbehavior. I understand that most of the illegal Mexicans in our prisons have been released to California authorities to make room for the possible prisoners of war, should hostilities break out. The California authorities have been very appreciative of our gesture, as so many godless Californians have fled that failed state that there is no longer anyone to pay the taxes there. We are thinking about rounding up the entire Federal Army and sending them to California as well.

[Des]

Clearly this is an offshoot of the Gay Bomb the Pentagram developed almost a decade ago.


http://www.infowars.com/pentagon-planned-gay-bomb/

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Obama's openly gay military has been using queer psyops against us with increasing intensity during his second term. I know this because the number of gay images forced on my mind each day has increased. I certainly have no desire to think of huge Negro linebackers brutally penetrating my ass cavity with throbbing, leathery geysers of steaming hot man chowder incessantly throughout the day. In fact I despise gay sex and anal sex of every sort. It makes me heave and wretch painfully and involuntarily as though I have eaten poison. But my iron clad Christian will is no match for Obama's militarized man molesting mind control methods of mass destruction. Only in Heaven will be protected from the gay menace that haunts us all.