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Default Divorced Woman = Sex Life Over - 02-03-2008, 07:39 PM

Dear Friends,

As you know, lil' ol' BAB was born with or early developed the dread demon HOMOSEXUALITY and a longstanding role on the Membership Committee of the Elks Club. Now, there are many people in today's ungodly society who live their entire lives openly as Elks, finding long-term bowling partners, including vile tempters like flamer Ernie Pruitt, what with his six-pack abs and love of yoga. I COULD HAVE DONE THAT, VERY EASILY. Instead, I listened to the counsel of good Christians, and chose a life of violently repressing the insidious gay impulses with which God had shackled me. When it became too much, I listened to the counsel of good Christians, and did away with that Elks Club member which led me into temptaion. None of this do I regret.

Some of those same good Christians who condemn homosexuality neglect Biblical authority which would impinge on their own sex lives. The Lord Jesus clearly states:

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Originally Posted by Matthew 5:32, 19:9
Whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
I have dancing pants full of nothing because of my adherence to the Scripture. Any so-called good Christian who approves of my election to live without bodily satisfactions should do the same and abstain from remarriage and sex after her divorce. Failure to do so is self-favoritism most rank.

Thanks! I feel better.

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Divorced Woman = Sex Life Over - 02-09-2008, 01:25 AM

Seems the Lord has found fit to bless you with both an affliction and a cure. You may rejoice but, as for the divorced woman, as you observe, there is no way out.

Can you imagine the life of misery for such a woman without a man? Yours is but a trivial affair.





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Default Re: Divorced Woman = Sex Life Over - 02-09-2008, 02:50 AM

But there is a solution! They could become plural wives of Pastor Bobby-Joe and turn screws for him! He apparently has some dispensation from LBC. The only catch is they would all have to move to Iowa and be prepared to sleep with his other wives.

BJ is working on the poor camel jockesse Scheherry right now. I am praying that this pretty young woman does not succumb simply to avoid the bestial rites awaiting her at home. I fear life in BJ's fu..factory would be even worse.


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Default Re: Divorced Woman = Sex Life Over - 02-09-2008, 03:02 AM

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But there is a solution! They could become plural wives of Pastor Bobby-Joe and turn screws for him! He apparently has some dispensation from LBC. The only catch is they would all have to move to Iowa and be prepared to sleep with his other wives.

BJ is working on the poor camel jockesse Scheherry right now. I am praying that this pretty young woman does not succumb simply to avoid the bestial rites awaiting her at home. I fear life in BJ's fu..factory would be even worse.
Is that truly what he has intended for me? Please do not allow me to detract from the primary discussion.
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Default Re: Divorced Woman = Sex Life Over - 02-09-2008, 04:56 AM

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But there is a solution! They could become plural wives of Pastor Bobby-Joe and turn screws for him! He apparently has some dispensation from LBC. The only catch is they would all have to move to Iowa and be prepared to sleep with his other wives.

BJ is working on the poor camel jockesse Scheherry right now. I am praying that this pretty young woman does not succumb simply to avoid the bestial rites awaiting her at home. I fear life in BJ's fu..factory would be even worse.
How many time Roberta do I have to say I do not want to fornicate with you or Scheherazade. And as for you two sleeping in the same bed, how is that immoral, it's not like I'll even be in the same building at the time?



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