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02-19-2011, 03:37 AM
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No you won't you Scottish whore. You'll be peeled like a grape and dipped in scalding hot satanic spunk for all eternity. Hell isn't a pink tea party!
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Scotland's actually quite a nice place, not a thing to be thrown about in insult (I've been living here 6 months and they've all been very kind to me!) Also, the pit of fire so often talked about in Revelation could be interpreted as a total desctruction of the soul, no torment, just no existence.
And the Pokemon debate is much like the Harry Potter debate, totally irrelevent to anyone's salvation.
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02-19-2011, 06:15 AM
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Scotland's actually quite a nice place, not a thing to be thrown about in insult (I've been living here 6 months and they've all been very kind to me!) Also, the pit of fire so often talked about in Revelation could be interpreted as a total desctruction of the soul, no torment, just no existence.
And the Pokemon debate is much like the Harry Potter debate, totally irrelevent to anyone's salvation.
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Shut your mouth, feminazi. I'll bet your husband beats you every day.
I know I would if you were my wife.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-19-2011, 01:59 PM
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Shut your mouth, feminazi. I'll bet your husband beats you every day.
I know I would if you were my wife.
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Well aren't you romantic?
And I'm only 19, so I won't be looking to settle down for another 5 or so years
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02-19-2011, 04:34 PM
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Well aren't you romantic?
And I'm only 19, so I won't be looking to settle down for another 5 or so years
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Why? Does your Father hate you that much that he hasn't selected a husband for you yet? You missing so many child bearing years by not being married and popping out sons for Christ. Do you not wish to go to Heaven? I shall pray your Father has a change of heart and finds you a True Christian man and quickly for YOUR souls sake.
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02-20-2011, 11:25 AM
Pokemon at least produces wonderful music. Listening to this before going to bed in the evening makes my life complete.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhEM...eature=related
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02-20-2011, 11:38 AM
thats the most pathetic bullshit ive ever heard.
"The monsters use "special powers" which could lead kids into thinking witchcraft is accepted"
i never thought witchcraft when i watched pokemon when i was younger, maybe thats saying something?
"Epilepsy is a clear sign of demonic possession"
If god created everything, that includes disease, right, your god totally isnt heartless or anything?
"first pearl harbour and now pokemon... I knew we should have dropped more than 2 nukes on those godless chinks"
^^ that right there is wrong in my books and im not even a christian, how could you hate another person for their race, a race that your "apparant" god "created"
instead of starting on other shit saying "oh no, this is demonic" maybe you could take the time to fix your own pathetic imperfections.
"That catch phrase "gotta catch 'em all" is a blatant promotion of contracting venereal disease from excessive promiscuity"
demons AND venereal disease? what next? "pokemon is the reason people cause pollution"
seriously, get a grip?
"The Pokemon clearly represent demon familiars such as those that were conjured by witches and warlocks in the old days."
OH NO, DONT GET SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE TO SUMMON A PIKACHU TO HUNT ME DOWN AND HAUNT ME
"Pokemon, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Lord of the Rings, etc. ; It's all part of a great conspiracy whereas modern-day sorcerers are trying to expose our children to witchcraft, wizardry and evolution by the means of books, television and video games. God hates the whole thing..."
Minecraft? You're aware minecraft is a mining and building game right, a means of people expressing their creativity through a program coded by someone who is autistic, right? or is autism also a sign of demonic posession. KINDA LIKE EPILEPSY?
And as for "cursed" and "margot" word vs word with no proof, neither of you are going to win this argument...
As far as im concerned, christians are pathetic, everything in existance is supposedly created by god or his people, yet you continue to pick out every single piffleing thing you can and say its demonic, instead of doing that, maybe concentrate living your own life the way your pathetic worthless idea of a god intended.
Not to mention, all you bible bashing cooters knock on peoples doors and waste their time with pathetic lies about how one day if were perfect and innocent, well get into heaven...
To be honest, heaven would be hell for me cause all of you might be there (not likely, everythings a sin to your imaginary creator), and id rather not be eating a bar of chocolate with lots of you cooters around me saying "No, dont, its made by satan" ...Mmm, Chocolate.
Youre like stereotypical gays, They're all in your face bout their sexuality, just like you are bout your shitty beliefs which you try ram down our throats.
"Preach all you want but whos gonna save me?" - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance.
Dont prey for me, youll just be talking to yourselves at my doing.
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02-20-2011, 12:15 PM
He mad, Cause he couldnt beat the elite four.
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02-20-2011, 12:25 PM
You might not think I won, but the LORD GOD does.
That's enough for me.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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02-22-2011, 02:16 AM
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This "Music" is no doubt filled with satanic subliminal messages, just like the video game. The "game" encourages young people to leave their god-fearing mothers and go out on their own life of fornicating with real creatures.
I won't even dignify this devil's link with a click in its favor.
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02-22-2011, 06:42 AM
You all are sick. You don't have a damn idea about what you're even saying. Religion isn't everything, and it's just a silly child's toy. If anything, the worst thing a Pokemon card could do to a child is make him/her a collector of such cards. And false religions and cults? EXCUSE ME? This is just a disturbing site. My grandmother is Catholic, I am Wiccan, my best friend is Jahovah's Witness, and a hell of a lot of people I know don't even have a God. I am very interested in as to why you insist on putting this filth on the web for a young child to find! I'm honestly appalled at how you think that having an opinion and a choice in life is sinful. I am a young gay, a Wiccan, I'm not a virgin, I have my period (or is it that I am unclean?), and I don't give a shit (Along with about 85% of the world). Oh, and I'm 12. Hey! And I'm unsaved! Am I a bad person for being real? Really? You must see that people are people, and as we all have a choice in religion, we all have a choice in everything else. I don't think we need one simple God telling us how to live.. It's just not right. Your GOD gave you free will and is not letting you use it. I think that's kind of stupid. Beyond stupid, actually.
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02-22-2011, 12:42 PM
What is Pokemon?
Well, i heard about it, but i dont let my kids play this games.
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02-23-2011, 01:01 AM
You guys have never stopped Pokemon, and you never will. How bout this ill give you some info. Nintendo is putting out there new Pokemon(Black/White) game out in the us on march/6th/2011. And there is nothing you guys can do about it.
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02-23-2011, 01:10 AM
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You guys have never stopped Pokemon, and you never will. How bout this ill give you some info. Nintendo is putting out there new Pokemon(Black/White) game out in the us on march/6th/2011. And there is nothing you guys can do about it.
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It's so sad to see a grown lady play with children's toys.
1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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02-23-2011, 01:23 AM
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It's so sad to see a grown lady play with children's toys.
1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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1. i am not a girl.
2. I play Pokemon on the side, in spare time. When I am done with everything else that is important. Such as work, School and family chores.
3. I was just saying you guy and your pathetic church. Cant do anything about Pokemon. And ill enjoy watching you guys try. lol lol lol. And i say exactly what i ment you guys are pathetic.
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02-23-2011, 04:12 AM
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1. i am not a girl.
2. I play Pokemon on the side, in spare time. When I am done with everything else that is important. Such as work, School and family chores.
3. I was just saying you guy and your pathetic church. Cant do anything about Pokemon. And ill enjoy watching you guys try. lol lol lol. And i say exactly what i ment you guys are pathetic.
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Dear Friend,
The lying is what's most hurtful. One can almost hear your jizz-slickened fingers clacking away on the keyboard, fresh from the relief that for you can only come from a frenzied night of beating your Jigglypuffs. You think, cowering the dark of your parents' basement, shirt filthy with Cool Ranch Dorito dust, that nothing can disturb your little, little, world of card monsters and Japanese rape porn.
Sorry to disagree but Isaiah 29:15-16 predicts for you an epic fail.
15 Woe unto them that seek deep to hide their counsel from the LORD, and their works are in the dark, and they say, Who seeth us? and who knoweth us?
16 Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding?
So what do you say, little pot? Ready to get right with the potter?
Yours in Him,
BAB <------ Gifted, All-Natural, and Busting at the Seams
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02-26-2011, 07:12 AM
Hello fellow Christians of Landover Baptist Church.
My little brother has fallen victim to the evil, satanistic ways of these games. He does not stop playing them, and watches the show constantly. His room is cluttered with "Pokemon" books and posters, toys, games, t-shirts. He begs for more trading cards and merchandise whenever my poor mother (bless her soul!) takes him to the store with her. He talks about the franchise nearly religiously, and I fear for his eternal soul. Evil parts deleted
Sincerely, RitzsFTW
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02-26-2011, 07:41 AM
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Hello fellow Christians of Landover Baptist Church.
My little brother has fallen victim to the evil, satanistic ways of these games. He does not stop playing them, and watches the show constantly. His room is cluttered with "Pokemon" books and posters, toys, games, t-shirts. He begs for more trading cards and merchandise whenever my poor mother (bless her soul!) takes him to the store with her. He talks about the franchise nearly religiously, and I fear for his eternal soul. Evil parts deleted
Sincerely, RitzsFTW
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That is completely wrong.
A. We follow the laws of this land as the Bible commands us to. We merely think in a more perfect world we could act on what the Bible says.
B. Nowhere ever does it say to kill your own brother unless he tries to seduce you to another god, if he has carnal relations with your wife (they both die), he refuses to marry to widow of your eldest brother and you are the younger or any of the other things that are capital crimes in the Bible.
Pokemon, imo, should not be a capital offense. The first offense might be a day in the pillory. The second offense could be maybe 3-6 months in a boot camp with Christian rehabilitation.
I know I'm a soft touch.
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02-28-2011, 01:07 AM
"`How can you say, "We [the Jews] are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely?' (From the NIV Bible, Jeremiah 8:8)"
The Revised Standard Version makes even clearer: "How can you say, 'We are wise, and the law of the LORD is with us'? But, behold, the false pen of the scribes has made it into a lie. (From the RSV Bible, Jeremiah 8:8)"
In either translation, we clearly see that the Jews had so much corrupted the Bible with their man-made cultural laws, that they had turned the Bible into a lie!
Your own word says how what you are doing, IS. A. LIE. By creating this site you are spreading false words by presenting your opinions and beliefs in a disgusting manner.
Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect. Romans 12:2
By speaking out on this site, and following the paths that others are making for you here, you are defying his word, and are preparing your OWN personal trip into the burning pits of despair.
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02-28-2011, 01:33 AM
All you've done is proven that the NIV is a false Bible that should be ignroed
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Jeremiah 8:8 How do ye say, We are wise, and the law of the Lordis with us? Lo, certainly in vain made he it; the pen of the scribes is in vain.
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Oh, and talk about quote mining. If you had bothered to read Jeremiah 8, you would have discovered that it was discussing the royal scribes. In fact if you look at Jeremiah 8:9 The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them?
But that didn't fit into your little temper tantrum, did it.
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Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
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Please quit taking stuff out of context, or at least read the passage after what you've quoted.
Romans 12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
Now please explain how what we are discussing on this board is "conforming to the world". Every day we're persecuted by the likes of you who tell us that we should "lighten up" and "it's just a book"
Oh, and while I'm at it
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By speaking out on this site, and following the paths that others are making for you here, you are defying his word, and are preparing your OWN personal trip into the burning pits of despair.
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By your own logic, if posting on this board sends a person to Hell, I guess you're planning to lead the way.
Now little boy, I'm sorry that your mommy doesn't have the time for you because she's too busy "realizing herself" to be bothered with her demon spawn, but that's no reason to take it out on us.
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02-28-2011, 01:57 AM
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Romans 12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.
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By the word, you are all going to burn, you are thinking way to highly of yourselves, thinking that you have a higher standing than your fellow man.
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Now please explain how what we are discussing on this board is "conforming to the world". Every day we're persecuted by the likes of you who tell us that we should "lighten up" and "it's just a book"
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And now, it is the Christians who are persecuting those who persecuted them, does the lord not say, turn the other cheek? Treat others as you would be treated?
Out of all the religions, Christianity is one of the least accepting I have EVER seen.
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