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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-06-2011, 09:33 AM
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I'm sure I don't understand your analogy. No, God creates certain people to be sent to hell. They were destined for it from the beginning of time.
11For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
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God is a MOTHER piffleING dick. Delete my post again and see what happens.
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02-06-2011, 10:01 AM
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God is a MOTHER piffleING dick. Delete my post again and see what happens.
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What, are you going to cry? Poor Stargeek, life is so hard for you!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-06-2011, 10:34 AM
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It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.
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Mr.Dr.Isaiah, i not no what them pokemens are so i googleds a pickture to learns me bout them, an i founds this here commintary on how pokemens gonna burns one day, an i prays that burn be in hell
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02-08-2011, 11:11 AM
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Mr.Dr.Isaiah, i not no what them pokemens are so i googleds a pickture to learns me bout them, an i founds this here commintary on how pokemens gonna burns one day, an i prays that burn be in hell
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I lol'd at this. Poor Bidoof gets pooped on all the time.
Did you know that Pokemon was inspired by bugcatching?
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-08-2011, 11:43 AM
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I lol'd at this. Poor Bidoof gets pooped on all the time.
Did you know that Pokemon was inspired by bugcatching?
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Satanists always construct a plausible cover story to conceal their evil from the feeble minded.
Lucifer is the Great Deceiver, and they emulate this. You can't expect them to reveal the truth behind their concept.
"Hi! We Satanists love to summon a wide variety of demons and devils to do our abominable bidding! We have carefully built an evil foundation of wickedness for children to attract more followers to our dark lord, and pokemon is one of our greatest assets in our never-ending quest to doom babies to eternal suffering in the Lake of Fire!"
That's not going to happen.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-08-2011, 12:00 PM
No, that won't happen.
As someone who has played pokemon extensively throughout his teens and early twenties, I can say that I have no interest in summoning demons and devils to destroy things, and my faith in God has not been affected by it.
In fact, I'm not convinced that you CAN summon demons and devils. Seems like some of the nutjobs the world has seen would have summoned a huge one and destroyed us already.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-10-2011, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Bloodsword
No, that won't happen.
As someone who has played pokemon extensively throughout his teens and early twenties, I can say that I have no interest in summoning demons and devils to destroy things, and my faith in God has not been affected by it.
In fact, I'm not convinced that you CAN summon demons and devils. Seems like some of the nutjobs the world has seen would have summoned a huge one and destroyed us already.
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No you're just obsessed with playing with "balls" in your pockets.
Can you name one Godly thing about these evil little demon balls? Because I've seen a lot of my Brothers and Sisters post what's wrong with them.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-14-2011, 11:06 PM
.....how in the name of Om did you people /ever/ come up with that idea? First of all, it's just dumb. Second, epilepsy is a medical condition, and has nothing to do with God. Third. The really, really important third. Jesus preached love. And tolerance. And forgiveness. And I am very inclined to quote Gandhi here. "I like your Christ. Not so much your Christians, they are not like your Christ."
Om Mani Padme Hum. Namaste.
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02-14-2011, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by churchofallfaiths
.....how in the name of Om did you people /ever/ come up with that idea? First of all, it's just dumb. Second, epilepsy is a medical condition, and has nothing to do with God. Third. The really, really important third. Jesus preached love. And tolerance. And forgiveness. And I am very inclined to quote Gandhi here. "I like your Christ. Not so much your Christians, they are not like your Christ."
Om Mani Padme Hum. Namaste.
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Look dothead, how would you (or Gandhi for that matter) know anything about Christianity. Did Gandhi ever read the entire Bible? No. Therefore he wouldn't know much about Christ.
Yes, Jesus preached love, but what is love? We True Christians™ indeed show love to one another. We also show love towards unsaved trash like yourself by warning you about the path you are on and trying to steer you into Salvation. So, yes we preach love.
As for tolerance....no, sorry. Jesus never preached tolerance. Tell us where in the Bible that Jesus says so. If anything, Jesus was intolerant.
Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
In other words, if someone does not want to hear the Gospel - damn them to Hell. They are nothing but dust under your feet. Their city will have a worse fate than even Sodom and Gomorrha. Where is the tolerance in that?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 12:36 AM
.... This...makes /zero/ sense. It's a /game/. Nothing more. It was created for one's amusement and has nothing to do with ...Satan. On top of that, I agree with the person above. Epilepsy is a /medical condition/. Not a "demonic possession" or whatnot.
I would appreciate some enlightenment on this, please.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 12:51 AM
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These games have a clear bias against Christianity.
The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.
Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.
Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.
Epilepsy? Please.
It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.
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Kids (At church) are given those for Godly actions! I myself have quite the collection that I've saved up from all my good deeds!!
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 09:07 PM
Haha you silly plonker, it's a game. Are you still afraid that monsters hide under your bed as you slumber? I would also like to point out that not all pokemon have 'special powers', for example, magikarp can only splash and (if taught) tackle, things that a lot of fish can do. I think you'll find real fish that have more 'special powers' than pokemon. For example, there's a jellyfish that can ultimately live forever if it's not eaten, and a frog that starts out as a HUGE tadpole that shrinks as it grows old, and there are many others, especcially in the deep sea. Angler fish, Frill sharks, and bioluminescent fish are incredible! There is even a fish that is see through, and you can see everything it eats!
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02-15-2011, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife
Haha you silly plonker, it's a game. Are you still afraid that monsters hide under your bed as you slumber? I would also like to point out that not all pokemon have 'special powers', for example, magikarp can only splash and (if taught) tackle, things that a lot of fish can do. I think you'll find real fish that have more 'special powers' than pokemon. For example, there's a jellyfish that can ultimately live forever if it's not eaten, and a frog that starts out as a HUGE tadpole that shrinks as it grows old, and there are many others, especcially in the deep sea. Angler fish, Frill sharks, and bioluminescent fish are incredible! There is even a fish that is see through, and you can see everything it eats!
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It is not a game. You might think of it as a game, but we know it for what it is: An attempt to drag as many people to hell as it can with them, by getting them to believe in their satanic magical powers and to turn away from God! And by the looks of it, you're going to be joining them.
Have fun!
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
It is not a game. You might think of it as a game, but we know it for what it is: An attempt to drag as many people to hell as it can with them, by getting them to believe in their satanic magical powers and to turn away from God! And by the looks of it, you're going to be joining them.
Have fun!
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Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames, or else purhaps meet you down there :3
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 09:44 PM
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Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames, or else purhaps meet you down there :3
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Actually he IS real, if you read Genesis 3 you would know that. And too bad there will be no smiling in hell, only burning and eternal torment. As for the joining you part, not if I can help it. I do not wish to be with people like you!
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-15-2011, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
Actually he IS real, if you read Genesis 3 you would know that. And too bad there will be no smiling in hell, only burning and eternal torment. As for the joining you part, not if I can help it. I do not wish to be with people like you!
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Why should I believe in Satan if I don't believe in the Bible? That's like a polytheist trying to get you to believe in their gods by showing you a book they wrote about them. It's just not substantial evidence.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-16-2011, 05:01 AM
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Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames.
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No you won't you Scottish whore. You'll be peeled like a grape and dipped in scalding hot satanic spunk for all eternity. Hell isn't a pink tea party!
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Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-17-2011, 07:33 PM
Pokemon is the devil in disguise behind cute facade of fantasy creatures. It's an introduction to hell. It damns childrens before they even have a chance to know the true beauty of God
Damn those chinks.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-17-2011, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr.Isaiah
These games have a clear bias against Christianity.
The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.
Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.
Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.
Epilepsy? Please.
It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.
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I'm not sure how you get a phallic symbol from the name "pocket monsters". If you've ever seen the cartoon, the monsters shrink in size in order to fit inside a portable ball. They are literally called "pocket monsters" because they are small enough to fit into a pocket...at least in the fantasy world of the TV shows and games.
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Re: Ugh... Pokemon -
02-18-2011, 09:44 PM
I played Pokemon when I was a child. That was before my eyes were opened to the Glory of The Lord. It's a heathenistic franchise created to sway children towards eternal damnation.
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