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Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 01:42 PM
I'm Kate. I became deaf at 13 from a trampoline fall, but what was the end to my hearing was the beginning of my ongoing love of Christ.
My favorite verse is 1 Thessalonians 4:16
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first
These are the sound of which ring forever in my head, for He blocks out all else. Am I crazy? No, I just love Jesus so much! And Jepardy apparently. Watching that show taugh me how to read gooder so I can understand the intricussies of the Holy Bible, which is how I found my favorite verse.
I sing bass at my church. I had no formal training and can't hear what I'm singing but I just close my eyes and let Christ guide what comes from my lips. No complaints yet!
I found this site off a Christian based sub-reddit. It looks really cool so far, and I hope to meet interesting like-minded people. God bless.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 01:53 PM
Nice verses and you seem to be decent, and I hope that your posting here was approved by a senior male heterosexual member of your (extended) family. You will see that we are eager to help seemingly hopeless sinners gain the keys to Salvation. A first step could be praying the deaf away. Have you tried that? If it didn't work yet, please do not despair. Eventually you'll beat that mustard seed in the game that Jesus Himself initiated.
Mark 7:37
And were beyond measure astonished, saying, He hath done all things well: he maketh both the deaf to hear, and the dumb to speak.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 01:58 PM
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Nice verses and you seem to be decent, and I hope that your posting here was approved by a senior male heterosexual member of your (extended) family. You will see that we are eager to help seemingly hopeless sinners gain the keys to Salvation. A first step could be praying the deaf away. Have you tried that?
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Thank you! Yes my Pa approved. He said, "If a fat aimless broad like you is going waste your daddy's internet, better on a Christian forum like this than some cam whore thing."
His words are harsh, but I know he talks that way cus he cares about my spiritual health.
I've been praying, yes, but if nothing happens, it's ok, because Jesus took away my hearing for a reason.
Psalm 37:5
5 Commit thy way unto the Lord; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaf Kate
I'm Kate. I became deaf at 13 from a trampoline fall, but what was the end to my hearing was the beginning of my ongoing love of Christ.
My favorite verse is 1 Thessalonians 4:16
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first
These are the sound of which ring forever in my head, for He blocks out all else. Am I crazy? No, I just love Jesus so much! And Jepardy apparently. Watching that show taugh me how to read gooder so I can understand the intricussies of the Holy Bible, which is how I found my favorite verse.
I sing bass at my church. I had no formal training and can't hear what I'm singing but I just close my eyes and let Christ guide what comes from my lips. No complaints yet!
I found this site off a Christian based sub-reddit. It looks really cool so far, and I hope to meet interesting like-minded people. God bless.
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Hello, to you, dear Kate, and We are so pleased that you have found in the midst of the very tangled interwebs universe.
My, it does sound as though you have had some challenges during your lifetime, and I am happy that the has revealed self to you, so that you might know fullness.
I do hope that the version of the Word of God that you are reading is the glorious . The King James 1611 edition is the only one that we use, here at . I have no doubt that, as we study it together, you will find many more truths about the Will of Almighty for your life.
And, please, do feel free to browse around our many forums here. You will be blessed greatly when you find that there is a wealth of information waiting for you — here, at !
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Hello, to you, dear Kate, and We are so pleased that you have found in the midst of the very tangled interwebs universe.
My, it does sound as though you have had some challenges during your lifetime, and I am happy that the has revealed self to you, so that you might know fullness.
I do hope that the version of the Word of God that you are reading is the glorious . The King James 1611 edition is the only one that we use, here at . I have no doubt that, as we study it together, you will find many more truths about the Will of Almighty for your life.
And, please, do feel free to browse around our many forums here. You will be blessed greatly when you find that there is a wealth of information waiting for you — here, at !
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Thank you Mrs. White!
Wow, I am making friends already!
Do you think I will ever make it to your age, with my aural shortcomings? I try not to think on it, because worry kills, but sometimes I wonder I might wander out into traffic and not hear it!
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 02:11 PM
Today is a speicial day by the way. It was the day I lost my hearing.
My daddy took this photo before it happened and was going to call the local news to tell them about it, how I fell off the tramp and got a concussions and lost my hearing, but found Christ.
But he couldnt get ahold of anyone because some terrorists caused 9/11 and I remember being angry because I knew my spiritual awakening would never make the news and I still feel pretty miffed this day that 9/11 had to actually happen on 9/11 and couldn't have been right after.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaf Kate
Thank you Mrs. White!
Wow, I am making friends already!
Do you think I will ever make it to your age, with my aural shortcomings? I try not to think on it, because worry kills, but sometimes I wonder I might wander out into traffic and not hear it!
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Oh, you are most welcome, dear Miss Kate. As for living a long life, IF you live your life in complete obedience to the — as instructed from within the many pages of the glorious — then, I have no doubt that you, too, will enjoy many, many years on 's great Earth. As a matter of fact, this is promised — so very assuredly — by , self!
Deuteronomy 5:33 " Ye shall walk in all the ways which the your hath commanded you, that ye may live, and that it may be well with you, and that ye may prolong your days in the land which ye shall possess."
Proverbs 16:31 "The hoary head is a crown of glory, if it be found in the way of righteousness."
May bless you, as you walk with — carefully — dear Miss Kate.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 04:11 PM
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Oh, you are most welcome, dear Miss Kate. As for living a long life, IF you live your life in complete obedience to the — as instructed from within the many pages of the glorious — then, I have no doubt that you, too, will enjoy many, many years on 's great Earth. As a matter of fact, this is promised — so very assuredly — by , self!
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Yes Mrs White I love the KJV1611 Bible! It's so user friendly and accessible.
By the way, would you agree that 9/11 was maybe a good thing for America? My daddy said this country had it coming, mostly joos died and profited from it, and God sent the terrorists so we could wake up and show the world how to be great again. I know it was tragic but I mean, everything has a silver lining right?
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 04:31 PM
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Yes Mrs White I love the KJV1611 Bible! It's so user friendly and accessible.
By the way, would you agree that 9/11 was maybe a good thing for America? My daddy said this country had it coming, mostly joos died and profited from it, and God sent the terrorists so we could wake up and show the world how to be great again. I know it was tragic but I mean, everything has a silver lining right?
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Dear Miss Kate: You must pardon me, but I am not going to give a comment about 9/11 today. You see, Dear, my sister's son-in-law (a servant of the ) lost his life, when he was a passenger on the airplane that crashed in Pennsylvania. This is a very sad day for Agatha, and I am doing my best to console her as she re-lives the horror of the terrifying news that she received 20 years ago. Kindly be respectful with regard to further comments concerning this terrible tragedy, and the memories that remind us of this disaster.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 04:34 PM
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Dear Miss Kate: You must pardon me, but I am not going to give a comment about 9/11 today. You see, Dear, my sister's son-in-law (a servant of the ) lost his life, when he was a passenger on the airplane that crashed in Pennsylvania. This is a very sad day for Agatha, and I am doing my best to console her as she re-lives the horror of the terrifying news that she received 20 years ago. Kindly be respectful with regard to further comments concerning this terrible tragedy, and the memories that remind us of this disaster.
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I'm sorry Mrs. White. That was the plane with the heroes right?
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 05:39 PM
Welcome young man. Please be sure to contact the Church office, register and complete the Tithing forms. God needs to know you are serious.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 05:52 PM
how do I do that? if I gave 0.01$ every Sunday what does that get me?
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-11-2021, 06:33 PM
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I'm sorry Mrs. White. That was the plane with the heroes right?
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Yes; yes, it was, Dear. I must run for now; goodness — the time! Sisters Clementine and Priscilla are soon to arrive for afternoon tea. That should help to cheer Agatha.
Be sure to browse our friendly forums, Miss Kate. has much for you here!
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-12-2021, 12:56 AM
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how do I do that? if I gave 0.01$ every Sunday what does that get me?
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It shows how little you care about Jesus. Minimum wage is $15.00/hr and working 80 hours a week makes even the most incompetent $1,200 and you want to joo Jesus with just a penny! Disgusting selfishness!
God sees what you do with your electric toothbrush and He is not Amused.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-14-2021, 06:38 PM
AOC is so ugly and she knows it!! That's why she had to wear dresses with words to make a statement. Can anyone read her dress?
Ax the Bitch.
I agree!
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-14-2021, 08:54 PM
As for Miss Kardashian, I guess she takes it black inside ... and out!
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-15-2021, 01:30 AM
I used to look up to Kim as a role model. Her skin and posterior is a shining example of what every caucasian girl should aspire for. This ominous black garb feels oddly Muslim - like some creepy statement on pulling out of Afganistan and women being silenced or unseen or something.
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Re: Happy September 11th! Don't be naughty Don Pardo -
09-15-2021, 03:16 AM
The woman ran out of ways to draw attention to herself by exposing different parts of her body.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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