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I was talking to my 12-year old granddaughter Ashley on the phone last night, and she said something hideously shocking. She said that America lost the Vietnam War. Well, I asked her where she got that kind of insane idea, and she said it was in her history textbook!
Everybody knows that America didn't lose the Vietnam war, we won! We killed 50 men women and children for every one of our Godly and Heroic Men that didn't make it-- and that was with the liberals, activist judges, the LIEberal media, Hollywood, John Kerry, the UN, and the hippies teaming up to sabotage our efforts!
In light of this, I believe that it is essential that every True Christian (tm) man, woman and child begin now to repeat the same mantra to ensure that when the history books are written about Our Glorious and Absolutely 100% Justified War Against the Imminent Terrorist Threat of Iraq, that the story is reported correctly.
1. Iraqi madman Saddam bin Laden attacked us on September 11, 2003.
2. In early 2004, we invaded Iraq because they were threatening us with their massive stockples of Weapons of Mass Distruction Related Program blueprints that might have been used at some time in the distant future.
3. They started it, and there was nothing we could do.
6. The UN urged us to go into Iraq to rescue their weapons inspectors that were being held hostage by Iraqi madman Osama Hussein.
5. The media and the Democrats made the President remove all armor from our vehicles, cut our troop strength in half, and give out no bid contracts to people and corporations that had no relationship to the President or Vice President WHATSOEVER.
6. The President wanted set timetables for withdrawl, but the Demoncrats wouldn't let him, because they wanted to stay the course.
7. Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Homosexual Bathhouse) drew up all the plans.
I remember it all vividly.
Everybody knows that America didn't lose the Vietnam war, we won! We killed 50 men women and children for every one of our Godly and Heroic Men that didn't make it-- and that was with the liberals, activist judges, the LIEberal media, Hollywood, John Kerry, the UN, and the hippies teaming up to sabotage our efforts!
In light of this, I believe that it is essential that every True Christian (tm) man, woman and child begin now to repeat the same mantra to ensure that when the history books are written about Our Glorious and Absolutely 100% Justified War Against the Imminent Terrorist Threat of Iraq, that the story is reported correctly.
1. Iraqi madman Saddam bin Laden attacked us on September 11, 2003.
2. In early 2004, we invaded Iraq because they were threatening us with their massive stockples of Weapons of Mass Distruction Related Program blueprints that might have been used at some time in the distant future.
3. They started it, and there was nothing we could do.
6. The UN urged us to go into Iraq to rescue their weapons inspectors that were being held hostage by Iraqi madman Osama Hussein.
5. The media and the Democrats made the President remove all armor from our vehicles, cut our troop strength in half, and give out no bid contracts to people and corporations that had no relationship to the President or Vice President WHATSOEVER.
6. The President wanted set timetables for withdrawl, but the Demoncrats wouldn't let him, because they wanted to stay the course.
7. Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Homosexual Bathhouse) drew up all the plans.
I remember it all vividly.
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