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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-13-2016, 11:41 PM

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Would it not be better for all concerned to seize the youth and remove them to good Christian homes?
Brother, your heart is in the right place, but I know of no True Christian™ women who would bring such a creature into her home to reside with her own children. The Generational Curse alone would procure such bad fortune on the family, not to mention the terrible habits one picks up in a Godless home would be introduced to truly innocent children. Why, one word about "Harry Potter" and any mother would know her entire household will have been infected with demons and spirits of ill-will. The responsibility to legally abandon the heathen child would then rest on the already persecuted True Christian™ family, bringing unwarranted gossip. No, I'm afraid the safest and most prudent thing to do is simply drop them off at the local SPCA in a dog looking pajamas and let them do their thing.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 08:32 AM

what do you mean when you say true christian? aren't christians supposed to be christians? :-/
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Bible Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 08:43 AM

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what do you mean when you say true christian? aren't christians supposed to be christians? :-/
Dear Person,

What a good question! THIS is the pivotal issue that we've been trying to teach the ignorant masses that follow the religions of Islam (relatively close but still too far close to Christianity), Hinduism and related stuff (quite far from Christianity) of Catholicism (extremely far from True Christianity™). Simply indentifying oneself as Christian has absolutely nothing to do with that person actually being a Christian! Jesus has told us that!

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

You must also DO THE WILL OF GOD (see also Ecclesiaste 12:13). False Christians are often worse than atheists as they seduce youth into thinking thast their Bible-neglecting version of Jesus' teachings has something to do with reality. It hasn't!

Luke 6:46
And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

Indeed, a pivotal issue and a good question. Now you understand and can join us!




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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 09:27 AM

for the love of buddha please stop talking smack about atheists. what hae they ever done to you?
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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 09:35 AM

oh i see Muslims and Hindus are fake Christians and Christians are true Christians.
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Rebuke Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 09:36 AM

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for the love of buddha please stop talking smack about atheists. what hae they ever done to you?
Dear Unpolite Person,

It is irrelevant what atheists have done to me! I am only following in the footsteps of Jesus! The issue is that they are an open wound in the otherwise perfect skin of Jesus Christ! By God's definition atheists are repulsive and incapable of doing anything good. God has told us that this is the case and we do not question His judgment!

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Many atheists are in my opinion nice and polite people. I only wish to help them. it is Jesus who hates their guts! Whatever they do, God abhors it. It is not the act that counts. It is the degree of Faith that determines if the act is good.

You have many good questions, dear Sinner. Maybe there is hope for you. In fact, now there is as I am praying for your soul!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-15-2016, 09:47 AM

no please don't pray for me. Do me a favor go out and meet lots of different types of people converse with them share ideas. please it's a request!
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no please don't pray for me. Do me a favor go out and meet lots of different types of people converse with them share ideas. please it's a request!
Hello, Yashvir!

Why don't you head on over to the Introduction forum and post a proper introduction so that we can get to know you and learn all about your journey with Jesus? Please, it's a request!

There are step-by-step instructions listed that even a retarded should be able to easily follow.

I do hope we can be friends!

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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-16-2016, 02:10 AM

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Do me a favor go out and meet lots of different types of people converse with them share ideas. please it's a request!
How silly you think we are isolated here in Freehold.

We correspond with people from all over the world. And, we listen to them. Then we point out why they are sinners and the horrific consequences of their sins.

We could help you stop sinning if you would just share with us more of your personal life. Landover Baptist Church and Jesus Christ are standing by to help you.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane - 04-18-2016, 02:29 AM

Atheists eat Christian babies? I thought it was just the Jews who did that! Those people are DEPRAVED!

Thanks for this important warning!


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