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06-04-2010, 05:36 PM
I know it's currently a socialist hellhole, but historically speaking, Germany has been one of the godliest nations to ever exist.
1. Germans have been tireless protectors of Christianity.
Since 498 when Clovis I of the Franks who ruled both Germany and France was Baptized, Germany has been the standard bearer for Christianity.
In a most famous event in 732 when the Muslim hordes attempted to pour into western Europe, it was a Frank Charles the Hammer, with Jesus on his side, who stopped them dead in their tracks at Tours.
That same Charles brought Christianity to the pagan Saxons at sword point. The felling of Thor's Oak in 723 near Fritzlar was the beginning of the end of paganism in Europe.
Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Later Charles Martel's grandson Charlemagne would go on to take territory back from the Mudslimes in Spain.
The Germans were also the major players of the Crusade in 1096 to take back the Holy Land from the mudslimes.
2. A bastion of religious tolerance for Christians.
As Europe was waking from the nightmare of the catholic induced dark ages, certain provinces in Germany were the only safe havens for early free thinkers wishing to no longer be oppressed by the papists.
Let us not forget that it was the German Martin Luther who penned the famous 95 thesis in 1517 that originally shined the light on the foul papist church.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
3. They know how to deal with the enemies of Christ within.
The Germans have not only destroyed the muzzie scum that tried to conquer Europe, they are also good at smiting God's enemies internally.
Martin Luther's book "On the Jews and their lies" encouraged Christian Soldiers to set fire to the Christ killers synagogues and schools, to take away their homes. Glory!
Deuteronomy 7:2 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
Then there was some event that occurred during the 1930's and 1940's when a few Jews died in work camps. Even though Hitler was a hell-bound catholic, much like God raised Cyrus the Persian up to smite His own people to punish them, I believe Hitler was sent by God as punishment for the Jews rejecting His Son.
Isaiah 45:3-4 And I will give thee the treasures of darkness, and hidden riches of secret places, that thou mayest know that I, the LORD, which call thee by thy name, am the God of Israel.
For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me.
4. They have an uncanny knack for defeating France.
In 1872 the newly formed German state crushed France taking Alsace-Lorraine from them.
In WWI, the French were teetering on the edge of defeat when godly America interceded on behalf of the frogs, for some reason, to save them.
In WWII, the French were a conquered people when yet again the U.S. inexplicably stopped in to save their worthless hides.
2 Samuel 22:51 He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore.
5. Great inventions
Johannes Gutenberg a German invented movable type, so we can read the Bible.
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the thermometer even though the German have moved away from his perfect scale for measuring temperature.
Heinrich Geissler invented the fluorescent tubes that light the hallways of our church.
We owe an immense debt of gratitude toward Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz. Even though Americans perfected the automobile, these two Germans invented it.
Where would we be without Rudolf Diesel's invention that powers our Wal-Mart trucks?
Our beloved American sneakers were invented by Adolf (Adi) Dassler (Adidas).
Paul H. Müller was the genius inventor of DDT that needs to see a comeback soon.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 05:45 PM
I'm proud to say that I'm one quarter German on my father's side. Much of America was settled by Germans, so we have much to thank them for. Like hot dogs.
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German Americans comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 06:04 PM
A big Roman salute to Germany!
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 06:33 PM
Germany also invented the Interstate Highway, liederhosen, and concentration camps.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 07:33 PM
Porsche Automobiles
The Maybach
No country could craft such fine machines without a helping hand from Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 08:20 PM
And those Godly Germans™ had an uncanny eye for spotting the hook noses among them. And their neighbors, of course.
While controlling the kyke over-poulation, they also spent some time working on fags and those thieving gypsy caravans.
Like you, Brother Nobar, I proudly count myself among those of Aryan ancestry.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
02-20-2012, 10:20 PM
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A big Roman salute to Germany!
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The curse on the Germans is that they are trying to rebuild the Roman Empire, of course not ruled from Rome but from Berlin. Those futile attempts has only brought suffering.
After the thirty years war ended in 1648, that marked also the end of the Holy Roman Empire. From being a poor country totally in ruins, Germany over a period of 200 years grew into the dominant country on the european continent, with an economy matching that of Great Britain (which at that time was truly great). In the sequel dreams of the Holy Roman Empire started to kick in again which eventually lead to tragedy in WWI.
The Nazis of high rank were fascinated with Rome and its symbols. They were also drawn to the occult. Despite the great support from the Roman catholic church for the Nazis, their plans was to replace christianity with pagan beliefs.
We all know how the second war ended. The allied forces acheived their goal - to stop a mad dictator from seizing control of Eastern Europe.
And now the pensions and life-savings of the German people are vanishing into the black hole that is the economy of Southern Europe. All in a vain effort to keep the new Holy Roman Union alive.
The German people will always come back strong. If they follow God, fight catholicism and stop looking at influence south of the Alps, then there is still hope for Europe. The continent is blessed because of the Germans.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
02-20-2012, 11:28 PM
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The curse on the Germans is that they are trying to rebuild the Roman Empire, of course not ruled from Rome but from Berlin. Those futile attempts has only brought suffering.
After the thirty years war ended in 1648, that marked also the end of the Holy Roman Empire.
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Which had nothing to do with the boundaries of the original Roman Empire. Not even Italy.
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From being a poor country totally in ruins, Germany over a period of 200 years grew into the dominant country on the european continent,
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Germany did not exist as a modern nation until 1871. Maybe you mean Prussia?
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with an economy matching that of Great Britain (which at that time was truly great). In the sequel dreams of the Holy Roman Empire started to kick in again which eventually lead to tragedy in WWI.
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The assassination of Franz Ferdinand led to that if world history serves me. I'm sure Germany was eager to get a large number of overseas colonies and some naval ships out of the deal too in bargaining/ ransoming Paris.
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Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. -
02-22-2012, 12:50 PM
Thou shalt not kill.
Simple words. No exceptions. And if you believe a man like Hilter did the right thing, then you are contradicting your faith. Now before you start calling me who knows what and throwing verses. Fact is that its a contradiction.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 10:03 PM
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In a most famous event in 732 when the Muslim hordes attempted to pour into western Europe, it was a Frank Charles the Hammer who stopped them dead in their tracks at Tours.
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Now there is a lesson those cheese eating French surrender monkeys should pay attention to. The Muslims came threw Spain so most likely the French threw up the white flag, yet again, and that is why the Battle of Tours was fought in Germany. The French need a good manly leader like Charles the Hammer * or Charles der Grosse.
*Now there is a man's name.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-04-2010, 10:26 PM
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Now there is a lesson those cheese eating French surrender monkeys should pay attention to. The Muslims came threw Spain so most likely the French threw up the white flag, yet again, and that is why the Battle of Tours was fought in Germany. The French need a good manly leader like Charles the Hammer * or Charles der Grosse.
*Now there is a man's name.
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Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-05-2010, 01:08 AM
hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????
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hmm... but this woman is running the country, she looks like a dyke to me????
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Indeed she does look sapphic, friend. It appears even though Germany has turned socialist, as I understand it, what Germany says pretty well goes as far as economic policy in the EU.
Instead of ruling Europe with armed forces, they seem intent to do it with briefcases this time.
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Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-05-2010, 11:51 AM
Brother, I must ask, what was God's purpose with sauerkraut?
My own mother was of German extraction but all of my brothers and I count ourselves as Italian. My mother learned her sauce and lasagna making skills from our father's mother and so we were well fed and content with our carbohydrate rich lives,
I was forced to eat sauerkraut once in my life (and not by my mom who knew better to serve it) and I fear I would have starved to death as a young child if not for spaghetti.
Did God give them excellent beer to balance out their obsession with putrid cabbage?
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-05-2010, 01:52 PM
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Indeed. The Duke of Aquitaine had to become a tributary of the mighty German mayor/Lord Protector in exchange for his help.
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I think the Danes owe a special thanks to the German People. Without the help of one unnamed German Knight in 1227 they would have lost one of their greatest kings, Valdemar II, at the Battle of Børnehoved on 22 July. After the rescue, the King was able to stabilize Denmark with it's first true feudal system.
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Re: 4 reasons why God loves Germany. -
06-05-2010, 11:56 PM
germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming) its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.
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germany is so far ahead of north america right now in terms of health care and science and recycling and saving the planet (from global warming)
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There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.
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its not even funny. god hates america. Germany is more or less one of the best countries in the world to live in right now. America is piffleed and ruining the planet and endangering countless species while wildlifeis gaining ground in germany and people realize how much we need animals and ecosystemms to sustain our way of life.
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My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.
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There is no such thing as global warming so germany is stupider than i thought for falling into sure a brainless trap.
My father says your wrong. And stringing big words together does not make you smart. It makes you pathetic.
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Are you a retarded dyke? Those are not big words, and if you look at any of my other posts you will see i do not care about my spelling or grammar or what words i usetoget acrossmy point. Du bist hasslich.
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Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. -
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germany is so far ahead of north america right now .
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I suppose that's why the EU's combined GDP is equal to the USA.
I'm not saying Germany is a bad country. I'm pretty sure God still loves you a little for punishing the wicked during WWII, but we eventually had to step in and knock you around again.
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Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany. -
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I suppose that's why the EU's combined GDP is equal to the USA.
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USA is also the worlds biggest debtor not good seeing it's economy is struggling.
At this moment your goverment is printing more money than it should.
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