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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 10:57 PM

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Sweetheart, it was a much better world when they stayed in the damn closet. Can you make me a sandwich and bring it to me like a good little wife.

Of course darling! Would you like some of my pie on the side?

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:00 PM

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Of course darling! Would you like some of my pie on the side?

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Yep I am in the cave , make sure the homer dont follow you.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:05 PM

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Yep I am in the cave , make sure the homer dont follow you.
I will use the golf cart! We know that homers run like little girls so he will have no change of keeping up!

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:47 PM

Wow you people are ridiculous. Didn't your parents teach you respect.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:50 PM

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Wow you people are ridiculous. Didn't your parents teach you respect.
Your parents have not taught you respect. You came here and started attacking us for believing in the Lord.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:56 PM

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I support gay marriage. The marriage is not harming you. You just believe that it is harming you. Why are people so intolerant. The Bible says it is bad, but seriously, if you do not like Gay marriage, ignore it. You do not need to complain about it because it is not happening to you
Is that the standard for Biblical morality? Book, chapter, and verse, please, or no, it isn't.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-19-2010, 11:57 PM

Dont forget that most homosexuals are scat freaks. Their unhygienic sexual act created diseases like the H.I.V virus... I am happy that god has such a clear mind on this subject.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 12:05 AM

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Your parents have not taught you respect. You came here and started attacking us for believing in the Lord.
um, Attacking You. No, I came here to Support and show my love. but all of you have denied me so, what am I supposed to do? Cower? no fight back for the Lord. God is with me. There is nothing you can say that will Take away my love for God and what he has done for me. If God Didn't love me, I would be dead by the stroke I had at birth.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 12:17 AM

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No, I came here to Support and show my love.
Last time a homer said that to me i hit him with an iron rod.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 12:23 AM

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um, Attacking You. No, I came here to Support and show my love. but all of you have denied me so, what am I supposed to do? Cower? no fight back for the Lord. God is with me. There is nothing you can say that will Take away my love for God and what he has done for me. If God Didn't love me, I would be dead by the stroke I had at birth.
If you do love the Lord, then why did you say all those things against the Lord. You have not been honest with True Christians here.

Have you considered the Lord has brought you here to learn the truth and leave your sinful ways.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 12:30 AM

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If you do love the Lord, then why did you say all those things against the Lord. You have not been honest with True Christians here.

Have you considered the Lord has brought you here to learn the truth and leave your sinful ways.
UGHH! I'm not denying the lord. I'm Denying you!


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UGHH! I'm not denying the lord. I'm Denying you!
You have been denying the Lord. I have only been trying to tell you what is expected of you as a Christian.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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UGHH! I'm not denying the lord. I'm Denying you!
You deny what God says about homosexuals.


Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Wow you people are ridiculous. Didn't your parents teach you respect.

Hmm, you profess to LOVE God and then allude that His teachings and commands are ridiculous?

My ONLY TRUE FATHER - GOD - taught me to respect those whom do not break HIS laws!

If you really are a Christian you would KNOW that homersexural unions, whether they be general sodomizing fornicators OR those wishing to "legalize" their union in wedding nuptials, is AGAINST GOD.

You constantly yabber on about US not understanding YOU, but frankly YOUR opinion does not even come into the equation when it is an obvious attack on The Lord.

Don't you see how hypocritical you are being?

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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 01:37 AM

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John 15:12
This is my Commandment, That ye love one another, as I loved you.

Psalm 25:18
Look Upon mine affliction and my pains, and forgive all my sins.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 01:41 AM

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How About We Follow this
John 15:12
This is my Commandment, That ye love one another, as I loved you.
Cherry picking

Who was Jesus talking to? Who did he command to love? Who did he command them to love?

He commanded the apostles to love the other apostles.

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Psalm 25:18
Look Upon mine affliction and my pains, and forgive all my sins.
David was asking God to do this. We, as mere mortals, cannot forgive sins.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 01:58 AM

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How About We Follow this
John 15:12
This is my Commandment, That ye love one another, as I loved you.

Psalm 25:18
Look Upon mine affliction and my pains, and forgive all my sins.
We are rebuking you for your homosexual lifestyle choice precisely because we love you. We don't want you to burn in hell for all eternity; rather, we want you to join us in Heaven.

It is you who spews hatred by promoting the queer deathstyle. Some young, impressionable Christian boy could come to this thread and read your words - the words of a supposed "Christian" - defending sodomy and child rape, and this young boy could think to himself, "This Christian says that sodomy is fine and we don't need traditional family values, so that's what I'm going to think and act upon too!" Years later, after he has died of the fag cancer, the young boy will be gnashing his teeth so hard that they shatter, screaming until his throat bleeds, his skin being scorched away by the fires of hell, only to have his carcass form regenerate to suffer the horrors of hell over and over again, for all eternity. Because you led him astray with your deluded hatred.

Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.


What possesses you to be so hateful? Why do you feel the urge to lead Jesus' elect away from the narrow path which leads to Heaven? And you are so deluded as to think that you follow the Will of the LORD by twisting Scripture to sound as if we are to coddle homosexuals and child rapists rather than reprove their false doctrine, rebuke their immorality, and exhort them to repent of their wickedness and have their sins washed away by the Blood of JESUS?

To be forgiven of sins, you must repent, and you must change your hellbound ways. So tell me, son, are you ready to repent? Are you ready to ask JESUS to enter you with His penetrating love, that you may overflow with the Holy Spirit? Are you ready to live your life in accordance with the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) and sin no more?

If you are so bound and determined to fast track it to the lake of fire, that is your business. We are offering you a way out, but is up to you to accept our True Christian Love™. No matter what you choose for yourself, I must ask that you stop being so hateful that you spread your wicked, false doctrine to those who may otherwise find their way to the bosom of Jesus with us.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 05:55 AM

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We are rebuking you for your homosexual lifestyle choice precisely because we love you. We don't want you to burn in hell for all eternity; rather, we want you to join us in Heaven.

It is you who spews hatred by promoting the queer deathstyle. Some young, impressionable Christian boy could come to this thread and read your words - the words of a supposed "Christian" - defending sodomy and child rape, and this young boy could think to himself, "This Christian says that sodomy is fine and we don't need traditional family values, so that's what I'm going to think and act upon too!" Years later, after he has died of the fag cancer, the young boy will be gnashing his teeth so hard that they shatter, screaming until his throat bleeds, his skin being scorched away by the fires of hell, only to have his carcass form regenerate to suffer the horrors of hell over and over again, for all eternity. Because you led him astray with your deluded hatred.

Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.


What possesses you to be so hateful? Why do you feel the urge to lead Jesus' elect away from the narrow path which leads to Heaven? And you are so deluded as to think that you follow the Will of the LORD by twisting Scripture to sound as if we are to coddle homosexuals and child rapists rather than reprove their false doctrine, rebuke their immorality, and exhort them to repent of their wickedness and have their sins washed away by the Blood of JESUS?

To be forgiven of sins, you must repent, and you must change your hellbound ways. So tell me, son, are you ready to repent? Are you ready to ask JESUS to enter you with His penetrating love, that you may overflow with the Holy Spirit? Are you ready to live your life in accordance with the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) and sin no more?

If you are so bound and determined to fast track it to the lake of fire, that is your business. We are offering you a way out, but is up to you to accept our True Christian Love™. No matter what you choose for yourself, I must ask that you stop being so hateful that you spread your wicked, false doctrine to those who may otherwise find their way to the bosom of Jesus with us.
I think it was that i got scared at the way you were trying to express your love. I'll try not to be so hateful, now that I know you are actually trying to do good.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 10:13 AM

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I think it was that i got scared at the way you were trying to express your love. I'll try not to be so hateful, now that I know you are actually trying to do good.
The road to salvation is long and hard. You have now taken the first step. Our loving arms will lead you further along the path.


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Default Re: I'm getting married to my man - 09-20-2010, 12:59 PM

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Kindly post the scripture that backs this up, nancyboy. Show us where God condones revolting perverts like you pretending to marry each other by mocking normal marriage.

You make God God want to puke. I hope you know that.
Are you claiming that god is not a loving god and forgiving?
Also are you claiming that god is not the creator of all men?
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