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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Jesus' eternal love Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-27-2015, 04:46 PM

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OMG and you claim to be Messican. Think harder, Genius.

*Draw.
How does this retort make sense even to you? I got these definitions from outside sources. American, non-Mexican sources, since that's so important.

These are other people supporting my claim. It's basic English, I'm not, nor could I be, making this up. Look it up in a dictionary or online, you'll see what I mean.

(Also how am I betraying my Mexican-ness by posting those screenshots?)

At first I thought, "We're disagreeing because of an age gap, different life experiences, different upbringings. He's a close-minded Bible-humper, I'm a young feminist, it's no surprise we disagree."

But this? There's literally no excuse on how or why you would disagree with me on this. It's grammar and spelling. I have nothing to do with deciding how words are spelled or what they mean.

Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

I'm begging now: Show me concrete evidence as to why I'm wrong about this. This idiot needs visual examples, please.


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Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while. You're running around Hell bent on arguing with everything you can. How about you actually deal with your real issues and why you really came here. The school project is just a smoke screen and a total fallacy.


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Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while.
You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer." However, you typed "draw." I doubt you meant "sharpest knife in the act of putting pencil, charcoal, etc to paper and creating pictures."

Please, while we're here, bring on the visuals.

PS: As a decent person, I advise you not accidentally overdose in your frustration; only take two pills every six hours, Wally.


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Either way however, my IQ is still above average at 125.
125 is well within the average range for humans. A chimpanzee monkey has an IQ of about 90. 130 is considered relatively gifted for people. Really intelligent starts at about 145 for humans. A genius is 160 or better. So, you are smarter than a monkey but not as smart as the average rodeo clown.


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You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer."
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Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."
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Brother Back said (and meant to say) "sharpest knife in the draw". Seriously, do you not get it? Come on, you're just messing with us, aren't you?


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Sharpest knife in the draw. I'd love to give you a visual.
Until you can give me an example here I'm going to assume you don't have any actual evidence. It's your choice: provide some evidence or don't.

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Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

Quoted for sheer, blind ignorance.
I don't even how to begin to reply to this.

Anyway! I just got an infraction because "Attacking Grammar Takes Attention Away From What's Important, Namely, How Much Jesus Hates Asexuals".

Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not. Praise God, Hallelujah


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Until you can give me an example here I'm going to assume you don't have any actual evidence. It's your choice: provide some evidence or don't.
You young man are obviously NOT a Messican. There is not a Messican on this planet that wouldn't know what I refer to when I say "Sharpest Knife in the DRAW" Which just proves to me that you're a fraud. I think I shall call you Anthony Adverse. For someone apparently about to Graduate you have way too much time on your hands.
You are a sufferer of ASD if ever I read one. I am starting to feel very sad for you. You are starting to remind me of Grimsmile and cutekitty.


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You young man are obviously NOT a Messican. There is not a Messican on this planet that wouldn't know what I refer to when I say "Sharpest Knife in the DRAW" Which just proves to me that you're a fraud. I think I shall call you Anthony Adverse. For someone apparently about to Graduate you have way too much time on your hands.
Or that--as I've said--I'm Mexican-AMERICAN. Wait. I'm also a woman. We established that, remember? You called me an old maid and everything.

Also, are you making a pun? Like, "draw" as in "draw your weapon"? Like a Mexican standoff?


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are you making a pun? Like, "draw" as in "draw your weapon"? Like a Mexican standoff?
The fella wins a prize. You get a good workout did you?
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Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not. Praise God, Hallelujah
This is simply untrue.

Jesus (who is God) hates a great many people.


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Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

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Prayer Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-27-2015, 05:46 PM

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That was a LOOOOOOOONG way to go for a cheap pun. And a number of headache pills for you, I'm sure. You didn't need to explain the pun, you could have just said "it's a pun, messican trash," and saved us all a lot of time. Isn't it like 3am where you're at? You could've gotten some sleep by now maybe. I pray your frustration helps keeps you awake during the day.


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Jesus Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-27-2015, 05:54 PM

Knife.

Asexuality.

These things are clearly interconnected. The connection is in the Good Book, the bestselling masterpiece by Jesus. A few verses are required to make the association!

Judges 19:23
And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.


The first verse combines the knife with fornicatory sexuality, concubines, harlots. We can conclude that asexuality is also a kind of harlotry, as, similar to prostitution, it is against the one and only reason genitalia were intelligently designed, begetting for multiplication (Genesis 1:28). Only through the Teachings of Jesus through His twelve (sic!) disciples can we fight this travesty of God's Creation. A knife can be sharp but also dull. Sharpening the knife is like purifying the blade and the blade with which we cut through the sin that separates us from Jesus Christ is our heart.

It is miraculous how even the most banal sinners can open up new vistas into the wonderful mind of Jesus when we examine their claims in an unbiased manner by just reading the Bible in its literal manner.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Knife.

Asexuality.


Judges 19:23
And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.


Yours in Christ,

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One of my favorite verses thank you Professor White.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-27-2015, 05:59 PM

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Knife.

Asexuality.

These things are clearly interconnected. The connection is in the Good Book, the bestselling masterpiece by Jesus. A few verses are required to make the association!

Judges 19:23
And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.


The first verse combines the knife with fornicatory sexuality, concubines, harlots. We can conclude that asexuality is also a kind of harlotry, as, similar to prostitution, it is against the one and only reason genitalia were intelligently designed, begetting for multiplication (Genesis 1:28). Only through the Teachings of Jesus through His twelve (sic!) disciples can we fight this travesty of God's Creation. A knife can be sharp but also dull. Sharpening the knife is like purifying the blade and the blade with which we cut through the sin that separates us from Jesus Christ is our heart
What.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-27-2015, 06:28 PM

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What.
This is exactly what we have all been thinking since you refused our open invitation to be included when you first posted.

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I pray your frustration helps keeps you awake during the day.
I sleep just fine thank you. I sleep for 4 hours per day and I am Healthier and stronger than 10 average men. Before I found LBC I was known as the Thumper. Thumper for Christ. But the good True Christian™ Brothers & Sisters of Freehold here at LBC are helping me divert my energies for those worthy of my thumping. They come and go. You are not one of them. You are more of a mosquito. A Messican Mosquito, an M&M < See what God did there? LMAO

So tell me more of this make believe Demisensual thingy. You, from the generation "I want therefore I deserve" have to make up imaginary names because you feel inadequate? Why do you feel inadequate? You realize that if you had of submitted to Gods Will for you, you would (or could) have at least 8 children by now. However in reality I would say probably no more than 3 because I can not imagine any True Christian™ Man being able to tolerate your insolence for longer than 3 years before having you enter another room. With 8 children your inadequacies would of been dismissed.
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Yet you wasted your time on Sin until you reached the status of "Old Maid" and wasted what God gave you to produce his little Soldiers. What could of been a fulfilling life, has become dried up and worthless. What do you do now?
Mark 1:15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
Acts 3:19 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

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Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not.
In which chapter and verse do you read this?



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This is simply untrue.

Jesus (who is God) hates a great many people.


Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Read your Bible(KJV1611).

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Wonderful advice, Dr! When one actually reads the Holy Word of God, they will find verse after verse in which the LORD directs His hatred at various people.


"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Wonderful advice, Dr! When one actually reads the Holy Word of God, they will find verse after verse in which the LORD directs His hatred at various people.
When will people understand that the unconditional freely given conditional love of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ Himself comes with very strict conditions? We are born unworthy of the love He portions out to those who can rise above how He made us.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11
For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16
The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1
For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good. - Proverbs 15:3
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21
Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. - Proverbs 16:4
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? - Romans 9:21
Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. - Psalm 2:11

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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