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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-07-2010, 04:32 PM

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A thousand apologies, friend. From your posts, I took you for a fellow Denmarkian, but it seems that I've been in error. Being from Denmark, I have been brought up in an environment of sin and degradation, but how is it that you, being from God's own country, can find it in your heart to say such filthy things to your fellow men?

As for Legos, I never played with them much myself when I was a child, and now I see that this must have been the Powers working to keep me from boarding that innocent-looking plastic express train to Hell.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-07-2010, 05:11 PM

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If you really dedicated your life to preach the word of God to the danes - why do you encourage others to "feel nothing but hate"? Personally I would ask for my brothers and sisters help through prayers

I find it hard to believe you live in Denmark - how could you say such things. Atleast tell me what part of the country you live in. If you really mean what you say - lets meet. I could come to you, or you could come for a cop of coffee at my place; we could talk about the Lord and your journey so far.
I would never lie about living in Denmark. Who would ever do something like that. I sense the devil all around me as I watch the sodomites fornicating in the streets. I am here for a reason and the Almighty Lord will show me the way.I dwell in the foothills of Mount Lego where I shepard my ministry. Go there and ask for old Deuteronomy, repent and accept Lord Jesus Christ. Can you do that? I didn't think so.

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As for Legos, I never played with them much myself when I was a child, and now I see that this must have been the Powers working to keep me from boarding that innocent-looking plastic express train to Hell.
Lego is nothing but pretty-colored blocs of sin. I feel confident that the good Lord have protected you from it's temptations.

As for me, I will now write my introduction in the newbie section. I have only newly discovered this modern interweb-invention but I will not act like a Philistine without manners in this strong house.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-07-2010, 09:25 PM

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Second of all, i recall a certain rev. stating that this is not a racist site, yet on another forum a member referred to a person of mexican decent and i quote "A taco munching wetback"
Why do you assume "a taco munching wetback" to be a Mexican? Are you a racist?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-07-2010, 09:32 PM

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Yes: Im a dane, a christian, a lutheran. I believe in the God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit and there is no other way to salvation but through Jesus.
Stop lying! You never read a Holy Bible in your entire life! God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

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Besides that Im kinda shocked when reading this forum. God speaks foremost LOVE and that point is really missing on this forum...
Again you show having no clue whatsoever about what the Holy Bible really says: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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All people are sinners
And again you show that you never ever even touched a Holy Bible: 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

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How could you ever look forward to someone else burn in Hell? Thats horrible!
We are giving you a chance now to stop lying and start really reading the Holy Bible. We are giving you a chance to stop sinning and prevent eternal damnation to Hell. If you are too stupid to accept this very generous offer of our savior Jesus Christ you fully deserve what is coming to you. Jesus died on the cross for you and all you are doing is spitting in His face!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 02:13 AM

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Why do you assume "a taco munching wetback" to be a Mexican? Are you a racist?

That is because he, like you, will go straight to Hell!


actually when the title of the thread deals with a 10 yr old mexican, and the first sentence of said thread starts with "taco chomping wetback"....well no more words should be nessecary.

and let me get this straight, im going to hell because i know for a fact that dragons and unicorns never existed?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 07:30 AM

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actually when the title of the thread deals with a 10 yr old mexican, and the first sentence of said thread starts with "taco chomping wetback"....well no more words should be nessecary.

and let me get this straight, im going to hell because i know for a fact that dragons and unicorns never existed?
No, you're going to hell for being a complete idiot.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 08:02 AM

I love how everyone here avoids any facts i bring up or things that disprove or make you alll look bad, and just jump to simple stuff. If heaven is full of unintelligent rednecks you you group of people, not only will i be glad to be in hell, but i will be driving the dozer to pave the way.


Hey rev cause i know your reading this just go ahead and ban me.


piffle ALL YOU DUMB Blasphemy HICS.

so i will go with what american history x said already

you can take your bibles shine em up real nice. turn em sideways and shove it right up your Blasphemy.


DENMARK ROOLZ

AND LEGOS ARE THE Blasphemy

and lesbians are Kewl

and ill Blasphemy

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I love how everyone here avoids any facts i bring up or things that disprove or make you alll look bad, and just jump to simple stuff. If heaven is full of unintelligent rednecks you you group of people, not only will i be glad to be in hell, but i will be driving the dozer to pave the way.


Hey rev cause i know your reading this just go ahead and ban me.


piffle ALL YOU DUMB ASS HICS.

so i will go with what american history x said already

you can take your bibles shine em up real nice. turn em sideways and shove it right up your ass.


DENMARK ROOLZ

AND LEGOS ARE THE SHIT

and lesbians are Kewl

and ill sp3aK 1337 W43n 3v3A i WaNt
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 08:31 AM

My prayer closet? what a load of bull, you claim this is a family forum yet its been nothing but a bash fest on denmark.

and if it was such a family forum they why are so many members lying on it? i thought all liars where sinners in your book?
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My prayer closet? what a load of bull, you claim this is a family forum yet its been nothing but a bash fest on denmark.
and if it was such a family forum they why are so many members lying on it? i thought all liars where sinners in your book?
Yes all liars are sinners. God hates liars. But we made it a lot easier for innocent visitors here. Just pay attention to the True Christians™ and ignore the Unsaved Trash!

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."


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My prayer closet? what a load of bull, you claim this is a family forum yet its been nothing but a bash fest on denmark.

and if it was such a family forum they why are so many members lying on it? i thought all liars where sinners in your book?
There, there, little one. You need to calm down.

Since I'm not there to help, why don't you run a cloth under cold water, ring it out and place it on the back of your neck? That should cool you down until your tantrum spends itself.

When you have settled down and return, take your time and read over our many excellent threads. There is so much more to learn besides the history of Denmark!

You can learn about Adam and Eve and why women are inferior to men; Lot and his three sons and the resulting disposition of the three races of mankind, including the curse of Ham which justfied the African Slave Trade.

There are the many stories of how God, in His Holiness, directed the slaughter of disbelievers or just people occuping choice real estate. There are instructions to help us know when and when not to stone to death a woman who has been raped or engaged in some other form of pre-marital sex. God provides handy solutions for lust and other problems with simple, easy to follow commands for self-mutilation.

There is so much the Bible has to say to us besides His position on stinky old Demark. Don't you care about anything else besides evil Lego toys and pretty colored cloths that people use to identify countries?

The stakes are high, here. The future of the world, and your eternal fate in either heaven or hell. The Whole Bible has much to say, and we want merely to share its vision with you.

True Christians know from whence comes the True Power and Authority of God and the Bible. We can all benefit from this knowlege before it is too late.

Read. Learn. Stop fixating on Demark for awhile. God's believers in America are where the real power is. Don't you want to be informed?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 11:11 AM

I really think you shold get some sense of reality... maybe you should watch this movie http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3847743189197# and NO cranky, its not a porn movie.

How come you believe that there is an invisible guy.. sitting up ind the sky, watching EVERYONE in the hole world. he has written 10 rules and if you break one of them, you go straight to hell..... but he LOVES you..!!


i dont think so. i cant imagine living a life, believing in something unreal.. do you also believe in santa claus? and bugs bunny?

you fools shold wake up from your brainwash and get a life. YES you can ban me... but thats only because you are afraid. thats also the reason you believe in that bulls***! you are afraid to die! get over it. you think all animals go to hell? because they kill eachother and dont pray? i sure think hell is full then. PS im a dane and im proud of it. im probably a better person than most of you guys... at least i havent lost my sense of reality
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I really think you shold get some sense of reality... maybe you should watch this movie http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3847743189197# and NO cranky, its not a porn movie.

How come you believe that there is an invisible guy.. sitting up ind the sky, watching EVERYONE in the hole world. he has written 10 rules and if you break one of them, you go straight to hell..... but he LOVES you..!!


i dont think so. i cant imagine living a life, believing in something unreal.. do you also believe in santa claus? and bugs bunny?

you fools shold wake up from your brainwash and get a life. YES you can ban me... but thats only because you are afraid. thats also the reason you believe in that bulls***! you are afraid to die! get over it. you think all animals go to hell? because they kill eachother and dont pray? i sure think hell is full then. PS im a dane and im proud of it. im probably a better person than most of you guys... at least i havent lost my sense of reality
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Exclamation Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 11:31 AM

If you "crankyoldman" and your followers are so saved and really in gods god grace??? I really can´t follow, why you feel the need too talk so much trash about over little sweet country... you should be ashamed!!! God have mersy on your souls!!!

And further more your facts. are not true!
Here is a little eazy reading about the Danish flag "Dannebrog"
Enjoy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Denmark

and last but not least!
In Denmark we have an old saying "Doo not throw stones! If you live in a house of glass......

Have a look!!! And watch it all the way too the end!
Invisible Empire A New World Order Defined Full

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO24XmP1c5E"

And

Zeitgeist

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiuaGJ46zo"

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 11:39 AM

To be honest, I don't think anyone should take this too seriously

I mean, come on... all I can do is pity those people. Their unability of being open minded and their tunnelvision.. ah, no matter what we write, they'll twist and turn it as they want it to be.
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To be honest, I don't think anyone should take this too seriously

I mean, come on... all I can do is pity those people. Their unability of being open minded and their tunnelvision.. ah, no matter what we write, they'll twist and turn it as they want it to be.
It is possible that God may show pity upon you. IF you repent your sins, give your life to Jesus and live the way that God has instructed in the Holy KJV 1611. Yes friend God may just cut you some slack if you change, until that time He wont and we wont!
Deuteronomy 7:16
And thou shalt consume all the people which the LORD thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall have no pity upon them: neither shalt thou serve their gods; for that will be a snare unto thee.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 12:13 PM

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To be honest, I don't think anyone should take this too seriously

I mean, come on... all I can do is pity those people. Their unability of being open minded and their tunnelvision.. ah, no matter what we write, they'll twist and turn it as they want it to be.
We don't twist words, we follow the KJV Bible to the letter. If you can't understand that simple concept then it is you with the tunnelvision. Maybe you should try and accept that this is a Christian forum and that you are contradicting the Word of God.

I have an idea for you. Stop joking about for one minute and think about what will happen to you at Judgement day. It's not too late to repent, friend. Like Matthew states:

Matthew 5:29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.


Change your ways, pluck out your right eye.


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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 12:27 PM

Very well put "wrahwrah" Yes! they will probely twist it the way they best and easiest can perceive it! But they still need a WAKE UP CALL!

"ZEITGEIST"

"Sorry too be the bringer of bad news"
There is no heaven and there is no hell!!!


Only LOVE and lack of it! LOVE IS "GOD"
"God" in danish, translate´s
"Good" in english/american

Have a nice day!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-08-2010, 12:29 PM

You think this is joke, little maggot?

Listen to me. I know the Godforsaken country of Denmark. There will be no mercy when the good Lord eradicates this pile of filth and sodomy. Get down on your knees and repent or be forever doomed in the eternal flames of Hell.
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Very well put "wrahwrah" Yes! they will probely twist it the way they best and easiest can perceive it! But they still need a WAKE UP CALL!

"ZEITGEIST"

"Sorry too be the bringer of bad news"
There is no heaven and there is no hell!!!


Only LOVE and lack of it! LOVE IS "GOD"
"God" in danish, translate´s
"Good" in english/american

Have a nice day!


When you are riding the log flume to Hell, and the fire is melting you face, just keep telling your self there is no HELL.

I will have a nice day, I walk with Jesus.
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