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Jesus Favorite Christian
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The only country God cares for.
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My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-21-2008, 06:38 PM
Hello Fellow Prayer Warriors!
I wanted to share my new video with all you.
In it, I explain prayer to the rest of the World.
You can see it here:
TECHNICAL NOTE: Since the video was recorded/mixed in High Definition (as Jesus commands!), it is best viewed by selecting "WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY" (the link under VIEWS) on YouTube.
So close to Jesus, I know how Homeland Security listens to your prayers,
Betty
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
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Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-21-2008, 09:48 PM
I hear you Sister Betty.
Nothing worse than getting yet another Diamond Ring when what you really wanted was that Prada Crocodile Purse.
I Pray as many times a day for those things I just can't live without as often as I can.
I have to say, using this method I usually get what I want, which means Jesus must really respond to pester power.
Of course tithing and making Loving Donations to your favorite Baptist Church goes a long, long way too.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-22-2008, 02:02 AM
Sister Bowers that was a wonderful report. I have long felt that not enough people know how to Pray properly. All we have to do is look around us to see who is more successful with rewards from above to see who has the Godly Knack© for getting a direct line to Christ. For it is written:
2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
It looks like He wants us to wash before praying. Maybe that explains why those unsaved foreigners are so inept at getting the Lord's attention; They never bathe.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
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Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-22-2008, 02:45 AM
PRAISE! What a glorious report, Mrs. Bowers! I will pray that it gets out to an audience more focused on American Idolatry after I've finished asking the Lord for that platinum tennis bracelet I have my eye on.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-22-2008, 01:36 PM
Mrs Betty Bowers! Oh my GOD, I am in the presence of MRS BETTY BOWERS!!!
Mrs Betty! It's Sunday! Why aren't you in Church?!
That was not meant as any sort of Criticism, you understand.....
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-22-2008, 02:50 PM
Why would Jesus waste a miracle on some brownie in Ecuador when He could grant a BIG request in America? He does enjoy the publicity and giving a blanket to some flea soaked kid in Turkey just doesn't seem as good for business as granting wishes here in America where it counts. Thats how I got my car collection and almost half my property.
Great video as usual Ms Bowers. You are a credit to True Christianity™.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Jesus Favorite Christian
Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
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Posts: 27
Join Date: May 2008
Location: The only country God cares for.
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-22-2008, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
It's Sunday! Why aren't you in Church?!
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Yes, indeed, it is Sunday, but I wrote that post yesterday, dear.
Besides, between you and me, it's not as if on Sunday you won't find me sitting in my reserved pew(s), furiously posting and e-mailing from my Blackberry when Pastor recklessly veers from my strongly suggested remarks.
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-23-2008, 05:13 AM
I was overwhelmed by your video, Betty. It was like being in the presence of Jack Chick & John Hagee, all at the same time.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-23-2008, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Betty Bowers
Yes, indeed, it is Sunday, but I wrote that post yesterday, dear.
Besides, between you and me, it's not as if on Sunday you won't find me sitting in my reserved pew(s), furiously posting and e-mailing from my Blackberry when Pastor recklessly veers from my strongly suggested remarks.
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It's exactly for that reason why The Lord blessed us True Christian™ Ladies all these Electronic Gizmo's and multi-tasking abilities.
How else can you get all your Online shopping done, go to Church, visit the Nail Parlor, attend Sunday afternoon Barbecue AND get home to bake pies?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-23-2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
It's exactly for that reason why The Lord blessed us True Christian™ Ladies all these Electronic Gizmo's and multi-tasking abilities.
How else can you get all your Online shopping done, go to Church, visit the Nail Parlor, attend Sunday afternoon Barbecue AND get home to bake pies?
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Oh, you poor dear! You have to shop and bake for yourself?!
What you need is a husband with a decent income who can provide for you properly . . . a personal shopper, your own pastry chef, trips to witness to the unsaved in third-world nations like Monaco and France, etc.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,705
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: On a long, strange trip
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-25-2008, 05:52 PM
PRAISE, Sister Betty! You've explained why our LORD has seemingly ignored my pleas for a suitable new hot pool boy swimming facility maintenance person--I'd not been saying "Amen" every time I prayed, thus losing my turn.
My deepest thanks to you, Sister. You are indeed America's Best Christian™ and the finest example of American womanhood!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,215
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Location: God's Own America
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Re: My New YouTube Video on a Hobby I call "Prayer" -
06-25-2008, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Oh, you poor dear! You have to shop and bake for yourself?!
What you need is a husband with a decent income who can provide for you properly . . . a personal shopper, your own pastry chef, trips to witness to the unsaved in third-world nations like Monaco and France, etc.
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Well Reverend, It's real nice of you to think of me an' all but please don't worry too much.
I was well "taken care of" when my dear husband departed this Earth to join Jesus in Heaven. My household Staff presently consists of 46 members and whilst it can sometimes be a struggle, I muddle through somehow.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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