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Mooselimb Planet Saturn - A Star so Deprived it Wishes to Become the Catholic Pope! - 03-09-2018, 03:16 PM

Amos 5:26But ye have borne the tabernacle of your Moloch and Chiun your images, the star of your god, which ye made to yourselves.

Thus spoke the Prophet not too long after Creation (Genesis 1:1). What is Chiun, the Idol, the disgusting object of false worship? It is כִּיּוּן or Kîyûwn, the same word as the Persian (which is now called "Iran", one of the enemy nations) and Arabic "Chevan", the name of planet "Saturn", meaning a statue of the Assyrian-Babylonian false (so false) god of the planet Saturn and used to symbolize Israelite apostasy. Sad. Tragic. Needs to be assessed lest our youth trespass again.

Two things characterize this disgusting celestial body. Let us look at its image.



It has rings. Apparently this is a new development. When the Papist Galileo invented this planet centuries ago, he saw three adjacent balls and a totally different view compared to the one above.



What is the point of this matter with the "rings"? Simple. They are there to make the ignorant population adhere to the leaders of the Papist cult aka Catholicism.



It becomes clear that the outlook of this so-called planet Saturn was changed to make it look like the ridiculous Papist hat during the last centuries. This was probably orchestrated by one of the predecessors of Pope Rat-singer, either Urbanist CVLXII or Innovative MDCLXIX or Frances the Great or whatever. Probably by this guy.



Thus, Saturn became a Catholic planet, irrevocably lost. Now it is time to assess the second feature of this speck on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). It contains a hexagon!



Of course, the above image also looks like a massive mammary gland, for obvious reasons, complete with a nipple, but that is relatively unimportant right now. What is important, however, is that on the top there is a hexagon. What does it represent and how did it get there?



In this secret text written in a Papist vernacular (Iberian presumably) it is explained that it represents the Jewish star, a symbol of the people who killed Christ. On the rightmost image there is a picture of a man flaunting this structure, this manifestation of planet Saturn on his forehead. The hexagon becomes a cube. Where else can we find a structure like that? You guessed it!



It is the Kaaba in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. There, in the middle is the hexagon surrounded by the rings of Saturn. This means that the Catholics and Jewish and Muslims all worship Saturn. They are all of the same false religion. Who do they worship, then?



In summary:
  1. Saturn was Created by God (Genesis 1:14).
  2. The Israelites worshiped it as an Idol.
  3. The Papist Galileo found it and started the growth of its rings.
  4. The Popes started to use it on their heads as a symbol of their wealth and evil power.
  5. Some of the Catholics moved to Arabia and the started a spinoff cult of cosplay around the Kaaba.
What does Saturn itself think about all this? What are its aspirations?



It is studying to be the Pope itself. Please, let us be aware of this as it is going to be a mighty adversary during the Events that will characterize the End of Times. Woe. Let us see how the wonderful message of prophet Amos continues (the previous verse can be seen at the top of this inspired post):

Amos 5:27
Therefore will I cause you to go into captivity beyond Damascus, saith the LORD, whose name is The God of hosts.


The sinners will go into Syria. These things are happening. Syria is in chaos. War is coming. It will be hosted by our God, not Saturn. I expect too see the rings nuked any day now! President Trump will personally press the required buttons.




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Rebuke Re: Planet Saturn - A Star so Deprived it Wishes to Become the Catholic Pope! - 03-10-2018, 09:57 PM

As your former student, I simply must point out the fallacies of your arguments. Without any scientific basis, you have argued correlations between events that are simply unconnected in any way to falsely convince people that you know the truth - when none of this makes sense.


An inanimate object can not be pope (with the exception of the late Saint Pope John Paul II the Great, who was pretty much inanimate for the latter portion of his papacydom). An inanimate object cannot aspire to be anything.


Consider the horse (a subject with which I am far more familiar than you): The horse is animate. It enjoys contact with humans but can also be easily frightened, despite its size. I am cautious with my patients. Those teeth can seriously injure a certifed equine gnathologist who is versed in veterinarial things and who was going to be a PhD until he encountered someone who kept milking him for money instead of helping him reach that goal.


So the horse is very similar and yet grossly dissimilar to the planet Saturn. Except I have a far greater chance of being pope if I am a catholic horse because I have a life and people who care about me, not like a stupid planet out in space somewhere with no ability to think and plan something - like perhaps being a PhD - but greedy charlatans keep you from it and postpone your true calling so you just end up being a planet. Well, some horses know better and that proves your theory is incorrect.


I hope this helps the reader understand how unscientific this theory is in realityness because as a former Catholic, I know a thing or two about Catholics and horses and planets and foreskins on Jews.


Praise God!
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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