Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.

Levi Jones

Homosexuality is an epidemic in this day and age. In these last times we have been living in for the past 2000 years (2 Timothy 3:1-13) we are seeing small children choose the homosexual lifestyle. Our children are our most precious resource. They are our legacy and future. But how do we stop them from choosing the wrong path in life?

To first thing to do is recognize the signs that your child may be a gay.

1. Acts "different" from other boys.
2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do.
3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls.
4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer.
5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups.
6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back.
7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch.
8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.
9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose.
10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once.

Things you may be doing to exacerbate his proclivity toward the homosexual death choice.

Gay foods

Feeding him gay foods like Gogurt, Ding Dongs, Oreos, Twinkies and the like. Gogurt is obvious. It's rainbow colored phallic shaped "food" that squirts creamy liquid from them. Obviously a trainer for fellatio. The others are more subtle indoctrination into homosexuality.

But don't stop at my suggestions, if you thinks it's gay, it's probably gay. Many parents are asking their boys to cut up their bananas or pickles or even prohibiting such food altogether.

Don't do it, son! It could turn you gay.

Letting him watch and read homosexual indoctrination.

Pretty much any book that isn't the Bible, and any website that isn't this one is highly suspect. I am not going to go through and tell you about all the perversions out there on the television and on the internet. But suffice to say the sheer numbers of them is astounding! And it's not only the adult shows. There are countless hidden perversions in supposedly children's movies and TV shows!

You think so-called children's books are safe? You're wrong!

Gay Marriage

Transgenders

Not setting proper boundaries.

You may think it's funny or okay to let your child cross dress or harmless fun, but it's no laughing matter!
Dr. Joseph Nicolosi reports, “In one study of 60 effeminate boys ages 4 to 11, 98 percent of them engaged in cross-dressing." 98% of effeminate boys tried putting on women's clothing. 1 Corinthians 6:9.

Young boys need to be taught to stay away from Mommy's things and make them understand there are consequences for playing with mommy's makeup and clothes.
What to do if your child exhibits one or more of the signs of homosexuality.

Homosexuals in training

The first thing is to catch it early. By the time your son hits puberty, it will be much more difficult to force him to choose not to be an ankle grabber. There are many anti-gay therapy and treatments available. We used to recommend Ryan Muehlhauser and Brent Girouex, but apparently they were no True Christians to begin with.

According to world renowned genius, family man and psychologist Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family, “By the time the adolescent hormones kick in during early adolescence, a full-blown gender identity crisis threatens to overwhelm the teenager... To compound the problem, many of these teens experience great waves of guilt accompanied by secret fears of divine retribution.” In other words, they know they are going to hell, but they will deny God or pretend to not believe in Him in a futile attempt to escape their fate in the Living God's angry hands.

Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

If your child has already reached puberty, change is difficult, but it’s not too late. Now we are recommending Pfox. They are converting people from perverts into almost normal all over the country and we are fairly sure they won't sodomize your prepubescent son.
They even have a theme song written by the greatest ex-gay singer ever Dennis Jernigan.

Rise Up - the Ex-Gay Anthem
It is true. I once identified as homosexual. Through an encounter with Jesus Christ, I was given a brand new identity. I am tired of feeling like I have to be quiet about it in today's culture. My story is my story...and the more I share it, the more I find a great number of men and women who once thought they were homosexual as well. It is time to rise up and declare who and Whose we are...

Don't let your child go to hell! Know the signs of homosexuality. If your son is exhibiting them, seek the help of a professional.

Nobar King

This one is easy you just ask your kid if you want to play superheroes and if he chooses Wonder Woman or cat girl, he's gay.

BrotherLarry

I think I may have shared the story of my classmate in grade school, Andre. His mother would sometimes cook breakfast when Andre had sleepovers, and she would go on and on about how much Andre loved sausage. "Doesn't it feel good to eat sausage, Andre?" she would ask.

Andre didn't play baseball or football like the rest of us boys, but instead chose piano and flute lessons. He would fawn over one of the girls in class - but not in the way some guys do. No, for Andre it was about how pretty her dress was or asking how she got her hair to drape her face. Sometimes, when Andre would stick his tongue in my ear, I used to wonder if he was a homo like the ones in those magazines I found in the alley one summer day - the ones I took home and devoured from cover to cover. But I snapped out of it when I remembered how my priest also used to stick his tongue in my ear and decided it was just normal male behavior.

In 7th grade, Andre was chosen to play the lead in the school play, "Gypsy," as the title character. Some of us found that odd, but Shakespearean actors often played roles like that - so once again I gave him a pass.

Mother told me last year that Andre is now married to someone named Serge and they have a quaint cottage in Key West. He helps with the local homer activities and belts out songs from Gypsy in some homer bar there. I just shared all of these things to help prove Brother Levi's statements. It's important for parents to look for signs and when they are found, beatings must ensue. Gay demons are weak and therefore they don't like anything rough or uncomfortable. Regimens of spankings and deprivation of food and sleep will soon run those homo critters away if action is taken swiftly. Ignore those signs and little Johnny or Billy may just disappoint you when they ask each other to the prom.

May God save us from the Homer plague! As Brother Farmer and I recently displayed, men can go places and do things and send flowers to each other and talk on the phone for hours and text each other and frolic on the beach without losing our Salvation® because we both know we are real men. Don't let your little boys grow up not knowing how to behave like James and I.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

Michael Hezekiah Esq

Levi,

No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.

She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?

Nope. Not buying it.

Mike H.

Levi Jones

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Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq

Levi,

No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.

She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?

Nope. Not buying it.

Mike H.

It's like a checklist. Thanks for helping me start writing my next family parenting sermon.

Des

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Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq

Levi,

No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.

She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?

Nope. Not buying it.

Mike H.

I have seen plenty of Shebrew women. They all look like hairy dock workers. I'm convinced that God made all Jewesses bulldykes as punishment for you killing Him.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole

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1. Acts "different" from other boys.
2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do.
3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls.
4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer.
5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups.
6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back.
7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch.
8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.
9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose.
10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once.

Brother, this is vital information. Do you know at what age are these boys choosing to follow the homosexual lifestyle? I've heard it can be as young as 2 or 3 years old. Clearly the sick homos promoting this choice are selling the kids on the guilt-free sex, the trendy neighborhoods, the disposable income, etc. We need to find a way to get to these boys even younger and impress upon them the advantages of pursuing v*ginal intercourse only, like... well, many reasons but these are details we can hire someone to research for us.

Thomas Taylor

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Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq

Levi,

No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.

She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?

Nope. Not buying it.

Mike H.

Hiya Mike,

So your daughter is a bulldyke kike? Shame isn't it? How does it feel now the shoe is on the other foot? Have you accepted it, or are you going to ask one of the Pastors to perform an intervention? If you don't want to avail of a Pastors services I'm sure both Brother Larry and myself would be more than happy to train away her lezbeanism(note that this will include a small fee and that checks are not an acceptable form of payment).

YIC
TT

WilliamJenningsBryan

This is all great advice for parents that have sons. I would add that for parents that have daughters you need to be especially cautious that you don't let them hang around with gay boys in the neighborhood. It's especially hard to cure them of those "Fag-Hag" tendencies, as they come to expect "normal" men to be "sensitive" and "attentive" to all their "needs". This turns them into militant feminazis, and can lead to rampant lezbeanism if not nipped in the bud early.

Historia

<div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">Excuse me, but some of these claims are very questionable. Here is why:</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"1. Acts "different" from other boys."</b></span><div>Every boy acts different in his own way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do."</b></span></div><div>Pacifistic behaviour is now considered homosexual? I was always taught to turn the other cheek and avoid the fight unless there is no other way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls."</b></span></div><div>I was occasionally playing dolls as "family" with my best friend who was a girl (we didn't have we didn't have normal boys to play with. They had a bad influence on others and me). Then I fell in love with her when I was 14. Never had a thought there even was such thing as boy liking other boys.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer."</b></span></div><div>This is a childish statement. See the p3. It all depends on the situation and the environment.</div><div><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups."</span></b></div><div>Today these words morphed to the basic insults. Like the word "Fu**ing" did. And just so you know children want to be "hip" and will pick up on any bad words fast without even realizing or caring of their actual meaning.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back."</span></b></div><div>I agree. Unless they saw it in some film and not trying to do the same.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"></b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch."</b></span></div><div>You just described every cannabis smoker who is also probably fat and smells like death. This statement even increases the chances of him being a homosexual. </div><div> <br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars."</b></span></div><div>... read the p2.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose."</b></span></div><div>Though I agree that the man must speak with his actions not words, but every situation demands it's own communication style.</div><div><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once."</b></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">Can't argue here. </span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I honestly surprised you didn't say "Likes cook a tasty foods and pastry". </span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I have a homosexual acquaintance and trust me, you </span><b style="font-size: 14.6667px;">CAN'T</b><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"> tell they are homosexual most of the time. Have you seen how muscular some of them are? Very little things give them away. I found out only when someone told me he has a man.  I hope you do better next time...</span></font></div>

Elmer G. White

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Originally Posted by Historia

<div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">Excuse me, but some of these claims are very questionable. Here is why:</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"1. Acts "different" from other boys."</b></span><div>Every boy acts different in his own way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do."</b></span></div><div>Pacifistic behaviour is now considered homosexual? I was always taught to turn the other cheek and avoid the fight unless there is no other way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls."</b></span></div><div>I was occasionally playing dolls as "family" with my best friend who was a girl (we didn't have we didn't have normal boys to play with. They had a bad influence on others and me). Then I fell in love with her when I was 14. Never had a thought there even was such thing as boy liking other boys.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer."</b></span></div><div>This is a childish statement. See the p3. It all depends on the situation and the environment.</div><div><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups."</span></b></div><div>Today these words morphed to the basic insults. Like the word "Fu**ing" did. And just so you know children want to be "hip" and will pick up on any bad words fast without even realizing or caring of their actual meaning.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back."</span></b></div><div>I agree. Unless they saw it in some film and not trying to do the same.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"></b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch."</b></span></div><div>You just described every cannabis smoker who is also probably fat and smells like death. This statement even increases the chances of him being a homosexual. </div><div> <br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars."</b></span></div><div>... read the p2.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose."</b></span></div><div>Though I agree that the man must speak with his actions not words, but every situation demands it's own communication style.</div><div><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once."</b></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">Can't argue here. </span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, "lucida grande", arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I honestly surprised you didn't say "Likes cook a tasty foods and pastry". </span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I have a homosexual acquaintance and trust me, you </span><b style="font-size: 14.6667px;">CAN'T</b><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"> tell they are homosexual most of the time. Have you seen how muscular some of them are? Very little things give them away. I found out only when someone told me he has a man.  I hope you do better next time...</span></font></div>

I am very sorry to have to point this out but are you possessed? If you are, you've come to the right place, as out Pastors are very skilled exorcists.

Luke 11:14
And he was casting out a devil, and it was dumb. And it came to pass, when the devil was gone out, the dumb spake; and the people wondered.

Eventually, you may be able to communicate normally. There is hope! I'll start praying for you immediately!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I don't like this constant use of the word div, which is a popular insult in the Liverpool area. It means, more or less, mentally deficient, which is why it is so commonly used as it applies to most Liverpuddlians.

However, I shall rise above the provocation: Proverbs 11:12.

Historia

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I am very sorry to have to point this out but are you possessed? If you are, you've come to the right place, as out Pastors are very skilled exorcists.

Not possessed, just something went wrong and all of the code popped up and flooded everything.

Anyway, I don't think it was worth of a warning

Elmer G. White

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Eventually, you may be able to communicate normally. There is hope! I'll start praying for you immediately!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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Originally Posted by Historia

Not possessed, just something went wrong and all of the code popped up and flooded everything.

Anyway, I don't think it was worth of a warning

Can't you see?! My prayers worked! Your spelling is much improved already! Now you know that choosing Jesus is definitely worth the effort!

James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Praise Jesus!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

handmaiden

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Originally Posted by Historia

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Possessed indeed, Brother Doctor Professor White. Those sound very much like demon names. HELvetica, LUCida, (Lucifer's eldest daughter, perhaps?) No, that would be LUCida grande. SANS-serif sounds like a French Mooslim demon.

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Certainly a lesser minion, only half as powerful as the Beast.

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Not only are these entities evil, they are clearly ineffective. By my count, you summoned them more than two dozen times. Beetlejuice only needed to be called three times.

Obviously, the Power of Christ made manifest on this forum was too much for them. Praise the Lord!

Thanks to the Holy Power of Our Lord and Savior and His Dad --Who are One and the Same-- and the mighty prayers of Brother Doctor Professor White, you should be able to continue here at the Landover Baptist Church Forum and come to know the Truth©.

Pleased to have you with us. Just remember who drove the wicked lucida grande from your heart, mind, rectum and keyboard. (It couldn't hurt to wipe down your keyboard with a disinfectant.)

carrie17

Discovering your sexual orientation or say exploring your sexuality is confusing, difficult and challenging. In most cases, they are often met with rejection at the hands of their parents.
This process happens over a long period of time and is described as an internal coming out and can occur in childhood or at puberty and in many cases as late as age 40 or older.
Identifying as a heterosexual parent with a lesbian, gay or bisexual parent is painful.
To be honest, I would allow my children to live whatever lifestyle they are born into.
The harsh treatment meted out to young minds could be disastrous like in the case of 11-year-old Carl Walker-Hoover. He hanged himself outside his room with an extension cord after being abused by schoolmates.
I heard an expert ***unnatural fornication link removed*** say that mounting pressure, taunting are too much for children who are children who still don't understand their sexuality.

TheOutsideWorld

Dear Mr. Jones,I hate to alert you to this but not all of these things are saying are correct. First, The Mario Bros. are not about gay marriage, the Mario bros. are 2 brothers who both have girlfriends and from all signs are not gay. Secondly, I am a bisexual male and here is my opinion on your list:
1. Acts “different” from other boys.

I act pretty much the same as other boys in my grade

2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn’t enjoy fighting like other boys do.

I love to fight and am a very good one. Also, I rarely cry.

3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls.

I never played with dolls and even if they do that still doesn't make them gay it just means they like dolls.

4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn’t find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer.

Firstly, If he likes spending company with girls he might also have a non-rare condition known a puberty. Secondly, I do none of these things.

5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups.

Kids use these terms to pick on other kids. It is the modern equivalent of calling some one a "Nerd".

6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back.

This is actual a stereo type of gay people and does not represent gay children at all. Normally, if someone does this they are making fun of someone or just being silly.

7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn’t slouch.

I just have a clean room due to the fact my mother tells me too. Also, I slouch and never comb my hair unless we are going to church.

8. Doesn’t like toy guns or cars.

I like both of these things.

9. Talks too much. Doesn’t grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose.

What do you mean by "flowery prose"? Also, it may mean you child is very good at speaking his mind and articulating his thoughts and has nothing to due with his sexuality.

10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once.

I don't due these things and honestly don't want to.

I hope what you take from this is that the world and God has changed his views on how we see LGBTQ people(lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer). Also, If your child is gay than accept him for how god made him and look at it this way, God made him for you so if he doesn't love gay people, than he is punishing you for your sins.

Sincerely,
TheOutsideWorld

MitzaLizalor

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones

“.Francophone.” is not a pleasant word but here it is necessary. The likelihood of calamity has dawned on the mother depicted above, some little sigh she's noticed or a clumsy attempt by the son to mask his shameful choice. It's just a question at this stage. Could he be so? And like any normal parent fearing the worst, in her mind must be another question. What if the answer is "Yes?"

My linguistic skills are very limited. When in France I just about manage. That is, I think I do. Happily when in one of their quite nice trains and a local boards the empty compartment, sneering: "Anglaise?" I am able to smile, "Non.." but probably because of my clothes (I never shop in France) they will just walk straight past and sit somewhere else anyway. Which is OK.

I hope that woman has no French connections, what have they ever achieved as a nation? But in the case of her boy, she needs to know the truth. And what is most helpful is a little test. Here are a couple of Francophones.

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To simply print one or the other (a solid ink printer will give the best results on plain paper) and happen to leave it by the breakfast island is the work of a moment. Or even both. Perhaps accidentally on the floor where he'd see it after showering. Monitor his reaction. Listen for changes in breathing, the sharp intake of breath, any little “.oo.” or “.ah.” sounds. An “.Oh là là !.” would be the direst confirmation for the poor woman and of course we'd hope she never heard such a response but any reaction that's not wholly negative surely suggests that the son may be a Francophone himself, at least sometimes. Even in it's wordless form such a nasty habit must glide very near the homosexual agenda if not deriving directly from it and it's time to challenge him.

A severe response, especially from the mother, is what's needed. Make it clear that if he continues down such a slippery slope you will think less of him. She should make him feel foolish for even noticing such a pair of ogres and if.—.while waiting for her Husband to return and administer the discipline now unavoidable.—.one of the pictures should go missing..

“Francophone” is not a pleasant word but here it has been necessary to bring it up and I've not hesitated to draw a connection between the word itself and the worst suspicion any Christian parent could ever have about sons’ dalliances and the gutters of filth they could choose against the Perfect Love of Jesus. The test is simple but effective and it would be irresponsible of me not to mention it. For any parents, I so hope you get a strongly negative reaction but if you don't the Pastors will advise a proper course of action thenceforth.

crazyjack13

I'll have Mrs. Redmond take this to heart when she's homeschooling the kids. It's important to keep an eye out at all times for this behaviour! We're in the process of throwing away any phalllic foods we might own.

BrotherLarry

Brother Jack (I like that name - "Jack"),

A search will bring you to the curricula that I put together for homeschooling. You might find it useful. There is no doubt that a homeschooled child is less likely to fall for homer influences and gives a great deal of protection against Francophones.