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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 04-18-2014, 11:53 PM

Were smarter then you with us able to put up a piffleing agrument instead of relying of fairytales.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 04-18-2014, 11:59 PM

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Were smarter then you with us able to put up a piffleing agrument instead of relying of fairytales.
Learn to write first, then talk about smarts. It gives you more credibility
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 04-19-2014, 12:17 AM

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We're smarter then you...
then [then]
adverb
1. at that time: Prices were lower then.
2. immediately or soon afterward: The rain stopped and then started again.
3. next in order of time: We ate, then we started home.
4. at the same time: At first the water seemed blue, then gray.
5. next in order of place: Standing beside Charlie is my uncle, then my cousin, then my brother.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/then

than [than, then; unstressed thuhn, uhn]
conjunction
1. (used, as after comparative adjectives and adverbs, to introduce the second member of an unequal comparison): She's taller than I am.
2. (used after some adverbs and adjectives expressing choice or diversity, such as other, otherwise, else, anywhere, or different, to introduce an alternative or denote a difference in kind, place, style, identity, etc.): I had no choice other than that. You won't find such freedom anywhere else than in this country.
3. (used to introduce the rejected choice in expressions of preference): I'd rather walk than drive there.
4. except; other than: We had no choice than to return home.
5. when: We had barely arrived than we had to leave again.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/than


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 04-19-2014, 12:53 AM

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then [then]
adverb
1. at that time: Prices were lower then.
2. immediately or soon afterward: The rain stopped and then started again.
3. next in order of time: We ate, then we started home.
4. at the same time: At first the water seemed blue, then gray.
5. next in order of place: Standing beside Charlie is my uncle, then my cousin, then my brother.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/then

than [than, then; unstressed thuhn, uhn]
conjunction
1. (used, as after comparative adjectives and adverbs, to introduce the second member of an unequal comparison): She's taller than I am.
2. (used after some adverbs and adjectives expressing choice or diversity, such as other, otherwise, else, anywhere, or different, to introduce an alternative or denote a difference in kind, place, style, identity, etc.): I had no choice other than that. You won't find such freedom anywhere else than in this country.
3. (used to introduce the rejected choice in expressions of preference): I'd rather walk than drive there.
4. except; other than: We had no choice than to return home.
5. when: We had barely arrived than we had to leave again.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/than
Yes, mister Alban already mentioned that. No need to rub it in your fellow atheist's face. When you do feel the need to go around quoting books you could do better than quoting the dictionary: you should quote the KJV 1611 Bible!


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-06-2014, 06:43 PM

I pretty sure I understand god pretty good. Just one thing, where did god come from? I didn't catch that.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-06-2014, 06:52 PM

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I pretty sure I understand god pretty good. Just one thing, where did god come from? I didn't catch that.
Nothing to catch, dear. God didn't come "from" anything. In the beginning, He was (Genesis 1:1).


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-07-2014, 12:22 AM

You bully people because "the Bible tells you to."
Not all teenagers are repulsive demons.
You are repulsive, and you are demons.
You are all going to Hell.
You have accepted Satan into your heart.
I. Strongly. Dislike. You.
But I still love you because I'm a GOOD CHRISTIAN, not a TRUE CHRISTIAN.

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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-07-2014, 04:08 AM

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You bully people because "the Bible tells you to."
Not all teenagers are repulsive demons.
You are repulsive, and you are demons.
You are all going to Hell.
You have accepted Satan into your heart.
I. Strongly. Dislike. You.
But I still love you because I'm a GOOD CHRISTIAN, not a TRUE CHRISTIAN.

JESUS FOREVER!
SATAN FOR NEVER!
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-14-2015, 05:38 AM

God hates all of you.

I think im in the right place to say this, I am after all a Priest.


No but really i am a priest, got ordained and everything. legally binding, Im already marrying a same sex couple.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-14-2015, 05:41 AM

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God hates all of you.
Scriptural support, dear?

I'm all ears.


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God hates all of you.

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So you believe in God! Glory! Christ is moving within you...even though you misunderstand Christ's conditional love, you accept His existence. Baby steps, but steps in the right direction! Before you know it, you'll be rebuking homos instead of marrying them.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-14-2015, 01:40 PM

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God hates all of you.

I think im in the right place to say this, I am after all a Priest.


No but really i am a priest, got ordained and everything. legally binding, Im already marrying a same sex couple.
Because you support perversion you might as well rip these pages out of your bible.


1Co 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,


1Co 6:10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.


Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-14-2015, 01:50 PM

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Nothing to catch, dear. God didn't come "from" anything. In the beginning, He was (Genesis 1:1).

Amen


Romans chapter one tells there is no such thing as an Atheist, there are professed Athiests who are without excuse.





Rom 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Rom 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Rom 1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

Rom 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,


Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-14-2015, 01:57 PM

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God hates all of you.

I think im in the right place to say this, I am after all a Priest.


No but really i am a priest, got ordained and everything. legally binding, Im already marrying a same sex couple.
The wrath of God abides on all unbelievers, this is why you need a Savior.


Watch this video to see if you are a good person.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSUKIhjevo


Joh 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.


Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 06-16-2017, 08:09 PM

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Atheists worship Satan, and they fornicate with members of the same sex in order to hurt God.
Atheists do not worship anything
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Hello Hondie, and welcome to our forums. I wouldn't listen to what atheists tell you. They are without a moral compass and think nothing of lying simply for fun. The truth is they do worship Satan and they do fornicate with the same sex just to hurt Jesus. It won't work ultimately, so we can be thankful for that!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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  • disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
Looks like Google. Orwellian re-definitions to advance their technoutopian agenda. Just like they did with fascism. Try opening a real book sometime. I've got a recommendation for a good one.

Try

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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 06-16-2017, 10:46 PM

To be fair, if God can do anything, he can make a rock he can't lift, but if he can't lift it he's not completely omnipotent.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 06-16-2017, 11:32 PM

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To be fair, if God can do anything, he can make a rock he can't lift, but if he can't lift it he's not completely omnipotent.
Likes to pretend he's smart, uses phrases like "not completely omipotent".


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 06-16-2017, 11:35 PM

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To be fair, if God can do anything, he can make a rock he can't lift, but if he can't lift it he's not completely omnipotent.
What an unusual argument! Too bad it's so novel that you can't research it and learn the rebuttals on your own, rather than waste Christians' time with it. /sarcasm (that means end sarcasm, implying I was being sarcastic the whole time)
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