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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-19-2007, 11:51 AM

Okay, I'm firmly back in Fred Thomson's camp now. As far as I know, he is the only candidate to be obviously in favor of bringing back the draft:

And then there is the matter of Thompson’s proposal for a million person ground force (775,000 in the Army and 225,000 Marines – compared to currently about 519,000 and 184,000, respectively)....recruiting standards have been lowered...the Army has accepted a greater numbers of recruits who do not have high school diplomas, have not scored well on Army aptitude tests, or have even been convicted of minor crimes, including drug use...

So, since I'm assuming Thomson isn't promising to allow outright crackheads and retards into the army, therefore his plan is to bring back the draft. I'm sure he'll announce this officially soon enough. The young people will hate him for it, but since they don't vote nobody cares what they think.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-21-2007, 09:51 PM

Fred Thomson's call for a million-man army is downright limp-wristed compared to Guiliani, the most strongly neoconservative of all the candidates. Just take a look at his foreign policy consultants:

Norman Podhoretz, who has publically stated that he is praying for a war with Iran.

His latest book, aptly titled World War IV, is a compendium of every glorious truth in the neocon canon, from "they hate us because we're free" to stating that all non-neocons are anti-American, pro-fascist, and anti-Semitic, to calling for a 50-year project of reordering the Middle East in order to make the region safe for Jesus.

Aside from openly declaring that he is lobbying the president to attack Iran, He envisions a grand project of "secularizing" (Christianizing) and "democratizing" (privatizing) the Middle East that would require us to invade and indefinitely occupy Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf states, and Egypt, with Pakistan and the states of Central Asia also in our sights. (Turkey presumably gets a pass, unless, of course, they stop cooperating with the U.S. and Israel).

Daniel Pipes who believes all Muslims, including American ones, are out to establish a World Caliphate that will impose Sharia law. He believes the goal of Muslim organizations, like the "moderate" Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), is to establish a theocracy in America.
"Now, they don't say that in black and white in their writings. I can't prove that to you. I can tell you that there are all sorts of intimations of it. I can tell you I can sense it. I can make this case, but I can't make it specifically for CAIR. But you asked me, do I think that's what they want? Yes."

Martin Kramer, who has made a profession out of purging the faculties of America's universities of anyone who criticizes Israel and/or shows the least amount of sympathy for any Arabs anywhere. With Dan Pipes (Another Guiliani Aide, see above) he established a website (Campus Watch) that posted dossiers on suspect academics and encouraged students to report comments or behavior that might be considered hostile to Israel.

Stephen Rosen, a Harvard professor associated with the neoconservative Project for a New American Century (PNAC), who advocates a massive increase in military spending – and a major project to establish permanent bases all across the globe, including in Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East. In effect, he wants an American empire poised to expand without limit.

Peter Berkowitz, the intellectual heavy on the team, is a champion of Leo Strauss, the philosopher of the "noble lie".

See why Guiliani is the leading republican candidate?


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-22-2007, 02:23 AM

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Aside from openly declaring that he is lobbying the president to attack Iran, He envisions a grand project of "secularizing" (Christianizing) and "democratizing" (privatizing) the Middle East that would require us to invade and indefinitely occupy Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf states, and Egypt, with Pakistan and the states of Central Asia also in our sights.
Amen to all that, Brother Trent. Yes, we definitely should invade Saudi Arabia just as soon as we get finished nuking Iran. Did you see what the Saudis did today?

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Saudi Defends Verdict Against Gang-Rape Victim

RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia defended on Tuesday a court's decision to sentence a woman who was gang-raped to 200 lashes of the whip, after the United States described the verdict as "astonishing".

The 19-year-old Shi'ite woman from the town of Qatif in the Eastern Province and an unrelated male companion were abducted and raped by seven men in 2006.

Ruling according to Saudi Arabia's strict reading of Islamic law, a court had originally sentenced the woman to 90 lashes and the rapists to jail terms of between 10 months and five years. It blamed the woman for being alone with an unrelated man.

Last week the Supreme Judicial Council increased the sentence to 200 lashes and six months in prison and ordered the rapists to serve between two and nine years in jail.
Now, isn't this just the most outrageous thing you've ever heard? I mean, why should that hussy get off with a mere six months in prison when the men have to spend from two to nine years in jail! If that unmarried harlot was cavorting around in public with an unrelated male companion, she was just asking to be raped. I'll bet she never goes to church either.

I think that the only merciful thing to do is to nuke all those Arab countries. Aside from the fact that they deserve it for being Muslims, don't forget that they're stealing our oil.

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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-27-2007, 11:23 PM

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Fred Thomson's call for a million-man army is downright limp-wristed compared to Guiliani, the most strongly neoconservative of all the candidates. Just take a look at his foreign policy consultants:

Norman Podhoretz, who has publically stated that he is praying for a war with Iran.

His latest book, aptly titled World War IV, is a compendium of every glorious truth in the neocon canon, from "they hate us because we're free" to stating that all non-neocons are anti-American, pro-fascist, and anti-Semitic, to calling for a 50-year project of reordering the Middle East in order to make the region safe for Jesus.

Aside from openly declaring that he is lobbying the president to attack Iran, He envisions a grand project of "secularizing" (Christianizing) and "democratizing" (privatizing) the Middle East that would require us to invade and indefinitely occupy Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf states, and Egypt, with Pakistan and the states of Central Asia also in our sights. (Turkey presumably gets a pass, unless, of course, they stop cooperating with the U.S. and Israel).

Daniel Pipes who believes all Muslims, including American ones, are out to establish a World Caliphate that will impose Sharia law. He believes the goal of Muslim organizations, like the "moderate" Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), is to establish a theocracy in America.
"Now, they don't say that in black and white in their writings. I can't prove that to you. I can tell you that there are all sorts of intimations of it. I can tell you I can sense it. I can make this case, but I can't make it specifically for CAIR. But you asked me, do I think that's what they want? Yes."

Martin Kramer, who has made a profession out of purging the faculties of America's universities of anyone who criticizes Israel and/or shows the least amount of sympathy for any Arabs anywhere. With Dan Pipes (Another Guiliani Aide, see above) he established a website (Campus Watch) that posted dossiers on suspect academics and encouraged students to report comments or behavior that might be considered hostile to Israel.

Stephen Rosen, a Harvard professor associated with the neoconservative Project for a New American Century (PNAC), who advocates a massive increase in military spending – and a major project to establish permanent bases all across the globe, including in Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East. In effect, he wants an American empire poised to expand without limit.

Peter Berkowitz, the intellectual heavy on the team, is a champion of Leo Strauss, the philosopher of the "noble lie".

See why Guiliani is the leading republican candidate?
Is this the first ever example of a Jewish conspiracy for a noble cause?


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 12-03-2007, 03:54 PM

Just saw this article:

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Matt Taibbi on Mike Huckabee, Our Favorite Right-Wing Nut Job

...In the world of GOP politics, he represents something entirely new - a cross between John Edwards and Jerry Falwell, an ordained Southern Baptist preacher who actually seems to give a (expletive deleted - Buford) about the working poor.

But Huckabee is also something else: full-blown nuts, a Christian goofball of the highest order. He believes the Earth may be only 6,000 years old, angrily rejects the evidence that human beings evolved from "primates" and thinks America wouldn't need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted *fetus to grow up and enter the workforce. To top it off, Huckabee also left behind a record of ethical missteps in the swamp of *Arkansas politics that make White*water seem like a jaywalking ticket.
It's hard to know what to make of this. The Rolling Stone is a communist magazine, run by Hillary Clinton. Thus, it should be banned. The fact that these terrorists seem to dislike Huckabee is a good thing.

But I'm worried - they say he's a cross between "John Edwards and Jerry Falwell." Does that mean that Huckabee goes in for expensive fag haircuts? I was listening to Godly Rush Limbaugh the other day, and learned that John Edwards' nickname is the "Breck Girl", which I guess proves that he's a transvestite. So could Huckabee be...nah, not possible.

Sounds to me like the Rolling Stone is engaging in smear attacks on a Godly Republican candidate. That RS reporter should be waterboarded - he's obviously a terrorist.

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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 12-04-2007, 01:30 AM

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It's hard to know what to make of this. The Rolling Stone is a communist magazine, run by Hillary Clinton. Thus, it should be banned. The fact that these terrorists seem to dislike Huckabee is a good thing.

But I'm worried - they say he's a cross between "John Edwards and Jerry Falwell." Does that mean that Huckabee goes in for expensive fag haircuts? I was listening to Godly Rush Limbaugh the other day, and learned that John Edwards' nickname is the "Breck Girl", which I guess proves that he's a transvestite. So could Huckabee be...nah, not possible.

Sounds to me like the Rolling Stone is engaging in smear attacks on a Godly Republican candidate. That RS reporter should be waterboarded - he's obviously a terrorist.

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America wouldn't need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted *fetus to grow up and enter the workforce.
Were the liberals trying to disagree with this obvious point? Do they think that having less abortions would lead to more need for Mexicans or something? Seriously, how could anyone refute that argument?


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 12-28-2007, 02:53 PM

Two updates:

First of all, the rumors of my involvement in the vandalizing of an Obama supporter's home are utterly false. See the proof here:

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Supporters of Barackco Obama living on 25th Street reported a number of racial slurs and derogatory comments had been spray painted on their property. Further, the family’s Christmas presents were all stolen from a vehicle and a garage.
Obviously I would never steal their Christmas presents, because watermelons give me gas and, being on a diet, I can't eat fried chicken.

Secondly, Ron Paul has gained a bit of respect due to some research. Recall that, while he wants to cut and run from Iraq, this is only because he thinks the occupation is too expensive. No doubt once the military is completely privatized he'll send it back. Now, new revelations on his racial-conciousness prove him a true Republican.

First of all, he's strongly supported by the leaders of the racially-concious community at stormfront.org.

Now, here's an article he wrote a while back:

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LOS ANGELES RACIAL TERRORISM

The Los Angeles and related riots mark a new era in American cultural,
political, and economic life. We now know that we are under assault from
thugs and revolutionaries who hate Euro-American civilization and
everything it stands for: private property, material success for those who
earn it, and Christian morality.

Ten thousand stores and other buildings looted and burned, thousands
beaten and otherwise seriously injured, 52 people dead. That was the toll
of the Los Angeles riots in which we saw white men pulled from their cars
and trucks and shot or brutally beaten. (In every case, the mob was not too
enraged to pick the victim's pocket.)

...Order was only restored in L.A. when it came time for the blacks to
pick up their welfare checks three days after rioting began. The "poor"
lined up at the post office to get their handouts (since there were no
deliveries)--and then complained about slow service. What if the checks
had never arrived? No doubt the blacks would have fully privatized the
welfare state through continued looting. But they were paid off and the
violence subsided...

At a Washington, D.C., rally two weeks after the L.A. attempt at
revolution, many poured out to lobby for more money to be given to the
cities. The most commonly held sign was: "Justice for Rodney King. Free all
the L.A. prisoners." Now, consider for a moment what this slogan implies.
Were they upset by the murders, the burned buildings, and the $1 billion in
property damage? Not at all, except to use it as an excuse to get more
cash. They wanted the cops jailed and the murderers, arsonists, and thieves
set free. This came not from the underclass, but from middle-class
blacks and black political activists, who hold opinions not markedly
different from the Crips and the Bloods. But the Crips and the Bloods, it
turns out, have been "misunderstood," according to Ted Koppel who
interviewed two of these animals. After spending several hours with them,
he decided he liked them. Unfortunately, they didn't pull him out of his
stretch limousine.

Regardless of what the media tell us, most white Americans are not
going to believe that they are at fault for what blacks have done to cities
across America. The professional blacks may have cowed the elites, but good
sense survives at the grass roots. Many more are going to have difficultly
avoiding the belief that our country is being destroyed by a group of
actual and potential terrorists -- and they can be identified by the color
of their skin. This conclusion may not be entirely fair, but it is, for
many, entirely unavoidable.

Indeed, it is shocking to consider the uniformity of opinion among
blacks in this country. Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5%
of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market,
individual liberty, and the end of welfare and affirmative action. I know
many who fall into this group personally and they deserve credit--not as
representatives of a racial group, but as decent people. They are,
however, outnumbered. Of black males in Washington, D.C, between the ages
of 18 and 35, 42% are charged with a crime or are serving a sentence,
reports the National Center on Institutions and Alternatives. The Center
also reports that 70% of all black men in Washington are arrested before
they reach the age of 35, and 85% are arrested at some point in their
lives. Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the "criminal
justice system," I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males
in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal.

If similar in-depth studies were conducted in other major cities, who
doubts that similar results would be produced? We are constantly told that
it is evil to be afraid of black men, but it is hardly irrational. Black
men commit murders, rapes, robberies, muggings, and burglaries all out of
proportion to their numbers.

Perhaps the L.A. experience should not be surprising. The riots,
burning, looting, and murders are only a continuation of 30 years of racial
politics. The looting in L.A. was the welfare state without the voting
booth. The elite have sent one message to black America for 30 years: you are entitled to something for nothing. That's what blacks got on the
streets of L.A. for three days in April. Only they didn't ask their
Congressmen to arrange the transfer.

Blacks have "civil riqhts," preferences, set-asides for government
contracts, gerrymandered voting districts, black bureaucracies, black
mayors, black curricula in schools, black beauty contests, black tv shows,
black tv anchors, black scholorships and colleges, hate crime laws, and
public humiliation for anyone who dares question the black agenda.

Two years ago, in a series of predictions for the 1990s, I said that
race riots would erupt in our large cities. I'm now predicting this will be
the major problem of the 1990s.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 12-31-2007, 01:32 PM

THIS recent development gives me new respect for Mike Huckabee. God Bless him and God Bless the Republican Party!

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Huckabee stands by 'Christ' comment

DES MOINES, Iowa - Mike Huckabee, a Republican relying on support from religious conservatives in Thursday's hard-fought presidential caucuses, on Sunday stood by a decade-old comment in which he said, "I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ."
Did you hear that Brothers and sisters? He said:

"I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ."

GLORY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 01-04-2008, 04:57 PM

Mike Huckabee
  • "I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ." - (Source: Huckabee: U.S. gave up on religion - Arkansas Gazette, June 8, 1998.)
  • In 1992, Huckabee said about AIDS patients - 'we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague". When questioned about it in 2007, he stood by his previous statement. (Source: Huckabee stands by AIDS statement).
  • "If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention - maybe not the most desirable kind - to private parts of their body." - referring to women who wear miniskirts. (Source: Essential Estrogen, June 12, 2007)
Pro-family: Women Should Submit
  • On August 26, 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 co-signers of a full page ad in USA Today, which supported the Southern Baptist Convention's statement on the family. That statement said, in part, "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ." (Source: Huckabee: women's role in marriage is to "graciously submit").
  • Huckabee opposes abortion, even for victims of rape and incest.
Pro-Faith: Showing the Christian spirt of forgiveness:

AP reports, Huckabee used his pardon power at an unprecedented rate, to offer clemency when his fellow ministers requested it.
  • In 1997, Huckabee used his influence as governor to secure an early parole for convicted rapist Wayne DuMond. Four years later, DuMond was convicted of raping and murdering a Kansas City woman, and he later died in jail. (Source: Digbysblog, June 11, 2007.) Huckabee sought parole for DuMond despite letters from his previous victims begging him to keep DuMond behind bars. (Source: Mike Huckabee:"None Of Us Could Have Predicted...").
  • Huckabee released 1033 convicted prisoners while he was governor. (Source: Huckabee and criminals: It's worse than just Wayne DuMond, by Joe Conason, Salon.com, December 14, 2007.)
Not a believer in evolution or the holohoax:
  • At one of the GOP presidential debates, he raised his hand to show that he did not believe in evolution.
Hitler only took land, he didn't kill:
  • "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose.... Because losing it does not mean we lose some land or some geopolitical influence. It means we give up our own lives, because no less than that is the goal of the jihadists." Full article
Speaks for Jesus:
  • "Interestingly enough, if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, 'This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency.'" Full article
God has chosen him, and he knows it:
  • "There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people and that's the only way that our campaign could be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across who are praying that a little will become much and it has, and it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits, and I'm enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out. And until they look at it from a just experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out. And that's probably just as well. That's honestly why its happening."
Will use his knowledge of the Bible to fight Muslims:
  • "I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree." Full article


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John McCain

Arguments for
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  • Has the courage to stand up against the yellow peril: “I hate the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live . . . and you can quote me.” -John McCain (source)
  • Agrees that Hillary Clinton is a "Bitch". Video here
Against:
  • He doesn't even bother hiding his brown baby.
  • Like most war veterans, he is insane.


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Jew Hempshire's favorite candidate, John McCain, is a FLIP-FLOPPER!



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John McCain

Against:
  • Like most war veterans, he is insane.
Dear Brother Jeb,

I love you brother (not in a homo way), but about this negative view of insane people...

Although I am certified insane, I don't think this is a negative. My court-appointed therapist says that many of our political and military leaders are crazy, but it's no more a handicap than having a limp or being blind in one eye.

Indeed, there are many positive aspects. For example, I am never alone, since I have elves and nano-robots (and Jesus) who talk to me all the time. They cheer me on as I stand on street corners with my bullhorn, admonishing people to accept Christ as their personal savior, and kill Muslims. I also have the ability to see the future, kill demons with my thoughts, repel alien invasions, and talk to dead people. These powers are a gift from God.

Really, with my super abilities, I should go into politics.

Of course, I still don't support John McCain, because he doesn't approve of torture like most Republicans. He's no doubt one of those bleeding-heart gay liberals, who all deserve to burn in Hell. Just like John Kerry, he's a phony soldier.

Time to take my thorazine.

Your in Christ,
Buford


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 01-12-2008, 04:32 PM

I have just learned that Ron Paul is a MALE GYNOCOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1

If anyone has any doubts about that means, listen to this sermon:



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I love you brother (not in a homo way), but about this negative view of insane people...
I'm sorry if I offended you. I only meant that, with 300 million Americans to choose from, we should choose a sane one to be president. And of course I would such prefer an insane president to a male g - I can't even type the word after that video.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 01-12-2008, 08:32 PM

Mike Huckabee has secured my vote (as long as my husband allows it). I just found out that in 1996, he blocked the use of Medicaid funds to pay for the abortion of a 15-year-old mentally retarded harlot who'd gotten herself knocked up by her stepfather. Way to go, Mike!


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Yes, Mike Huckabee is a man of integrity. After Bill Clinton raped his cousin and framed totally innocent Wayne Dumond, Huckabee - at great political risk - helped free Wayne Dumond. Of course, Hillary had Dumond castrated just for spite.

Too bad that Hillary didn't have her two-timing hubby castrated first. Bill went on to rape and murder Sara Andrasek and Carol Sue Shields, and frame Wayne Dumond again. Poor innocent Dumond died in prison for Bill Clinton's crimes.

Look at him - is that the face of a rapist?



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sorry guys, but I am breaking away. Sometimes I wonder if you all aren't turning libral on me!
here's my pick:
http://constitutionparty.com/news.php?aid=697

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Join the Constitution Party in its work to restore our government to its Constitutional limits and our law to its Biblical foundations


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008! - 01-19-2008, 02:49 AM

Huckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...lag-decisions/

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."

Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008! - 01-19-2008, 06:14 PM

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Huckabee: sodomize those who dislike the Confederate Flag:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...lag-decisions/

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."

Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole."
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008! - 01-24-2008, 03:44 AM

Praise the Lord, the best and holiest man I know is pretty much guaranteeing that Pastor Mike Huckabee will be the next President:


I've never know Pastor Deacon Fred to be wrong when he's predicted an election result, so we can take this one to the bank. Glory!



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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008! - 01-31-2008, 02:47 PM

I can't remember where this was printed, probably the Washington Times:





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