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09-04-2007, 02:02 AM
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My question is could she run the country or would she just bleed all over it?
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Reminds me of a saying I once heard... 'you can take the President out of the country, but you can't take the c*nt out of the president". Especially true should Hill-dog be successful.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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PRAISE JESUS! Brothers and sisters I have excellent news hot off the wire!
Senator Craig is not only NOT gay, but he is (probably) not going to resign his seat! GLORY!!!
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Craig Reconsiders Decision to Resign
BOISE, Idaho (AP) - Sen. Larry Craig is reconsidering his decision to resign after his arrest in a Minnesota airport sex sting and may still fight for his Senate seat, his spokesman said Tuesday evening.
"It's not such a foregone conclusion anymore, that the only thing he could do was resign," said Sidney Smith, Craig's spokesman in Idaho's capital.
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It looks like Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Pistle made quite an impression on the good Senator during their recent prayer marathon and tithing consultations with him and his staff of joo lawyers. Praise God! With Him ANYTHING is possible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-05-2007, 03:22 AM
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It looks like Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Pistle made quite an impression on the good Senator during their recent prayer marathon and tithing consultations with him and his staff of joo lawyers. Praise God! With Him ANYTHING is possible.
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Don't be modest Pastor Zeke. Everyone says that your' one on one prayer session with the Senator left a great impression on him. I gather you two were on your knees before The Lord all night.
Glorious news that Senator Craig is not going to be rail roaded by the Liberal Left Wing Media.
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09-05-2007, 03:49 AM
It was all Bill Clinton's fault, anyway.
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09-05-2007, 03:58 AM
I heart Bill. He does care about people in Africa. It takes a very special kind of person for that.
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09-05-2007, 05:39 PM
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Hillary is a Clinton. That should be enough. Voting for her is like voting for a Communist gun hating, troop insulting, America bashing retard who can't even keep an eye on her cheating husband in the next room. Just the fact that she wants to sit at the same desk Bubba fornicated that fat intern at makes me sick and if you were a patriotic American it would you too. My question is could she run the country or would she just bleed all over it?
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Good point. I heard she only decided to run because her husband told her that being President was a good way to get JEW girls to fornicate with you. Jesus weeps.
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09-06-2007, 12:19 AM
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I heart Bill. He does care about people in Africa. It takes a very special kind of person for that.
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A special kind of stupid. We have people in America that need help, why should we help niggras on the other side of the world? You must ask why they can't help themselves before you decide to throw MY tax dollars(and there are LOTS of those) at the Darky Continent.
The reason is easy to understand. God hates them. Thats why He had them born in Africa instead of a proper country like America or to a lesser extent, England. If Jesus wanted those filthy ooga boogas to live He would have saved them long ago.
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09-06-2007, 04:14 AM
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A special kind of stupid. We have people in America that need help, why should we help niggras on the other side of the world? You must ask why they can't help themselves before you decide to throw MY tax dollars(and there are LOTS of those) at the Darky Continent.
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Tell that to GW. The Republican's made an arse of themselves on Fox news tonight. Clinton was more interesting on Larry king.
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09-06-2007, 01:36 PM
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Tell that to GW. The Republican's made an arse of themselves on Fox news tonight. Clinton was more interesting on Larry king.
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A flaming pygmy eskimo would be interesting too, but we can't base our foreign policy on that.
Each and every problem we have in America today is directly because of the Clintons. I don't care how "interesting" you find him, he is of the devil.
You need to decide if you are on God's side or the demoncrats.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-06-2007, 04:03 PM
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Each and every problem we have in America today is directly because of the Clintons. I don't care how "interesting" you find him, he is of the devil.
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Let's be clear what we're talking about here...the Clinton's are the Anti-Christ family. And if Chelsea seems only slight less evil (on the outside), that's because she was fathered by Vincent Foster, who was murdered by Hillary after his seed was consumed. Rush Limbaugh himself said so, and if you want further proof, look at these web sites:
The Clinton Body Count Links:
http://users.netropolis.net/maverick...s/bodybags.htm
Limbaugh Again Suggested Hillary Clinton Had Vincent Foster Murdered:
http://mediamatters.org/items/200509210002
Comments:
http://www.two--four.net/comments.php?id=P59_0_1_0
Aside from the above, I also read a similar story in a tabloid that I picked up at the supermarket check-out stand. With reliable sources like these, what further proof do you need?
Not only was VF murdered by Hillary, but during their reign millions more were murdered by abortionists while faggot teachers had orgies with children in all our public schools. Then, after the children were infected with AIDS and thoroughly indoctrinated into the homersexual lifestyle, they were told to go out and multiply through gay marriage.
But God will not be mocked - that's why he allowed 9/11 to happen. This was warning message that we all need to heed.
Our society needs to wake up before it's too late. Recognize the homersexual devils (ie "Demoncrats") and drive stakes through their evil hearts!
Now excuse me - I need to go to the toilet and spend some quality time tapping my shoes.
Nuke a gay whale for Jesus,
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09-06-2007, 04:17 PM
Another shocking example of the Clintons committing heinous crimes:
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Willey told WND little else was taken from her rural Virginia home as she slept alone upstairs – electronics and jewelry were left behind – and she believes the Clintons were behind it.
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http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=57498
It seems that the Clintons have taken to petty theft to pay for their campaign finances, their decadent lifestyle and their cocaine addictions. I have a friend living in rural Kentucky that recently had his tractor and three cows stolen from his property while he was passed out with a bottle of bourbon, I knew instantly that this was the handiwork of 'Slick Willy' Clinton and his gang of hooligans. I hope that local law enforcement is on the look out for any washed up ex-presidents between the ages of 45 to 70, usually using the facade of a simple country bumpkin that can usually be found at Dairy Queen between the hours of 11am-9pm (general operating hours).
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09-06-2007, 04:37 PM
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Godly point friend. Like you to I take a wide stance on this Clinton war crimes issue.
The Vincent Foster murder cover up is the chief cause of 911. Saddam helped the Clintons hide the murder so that is why they called off the US military from taking Baghdad in 91' during the first Gulf War. This gave Saddam time to plan out 911 with Ben Laden in Tehran. 2,000 Americans died because the one time Hilary had straight sex she got knocked up.
Hilary Clinton, the blood of our War Dead in Iraq are upon your hands and that is why we conservatives can ignore them.
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09-06-2007, 10:38 PM
Bubba Clinton is a degenerate and a scoundrel. He cheats on his wife right in the Oval Office and then perjures himself like a common criminal before the Grand Jury and Congress. He admits he lied and gets to keep his job long enough to pardon hundreds of criminals and drug dealers and cronies on his last day screwing America. Never mind all the rape allegations and the sexual harassment law he helped pass which ultimately led to his impeachment. Just allow the lies and the hypocrisy of the Clinton machine to wash over you for a moment. He preaches against the Republicans as corrupt while his wife "forgets" where her own embezzling paperwork was until it is too late to prosecute. The Rose Law Firm documents were in her office the whole time, imagine that.
Whitewater, Rancho Grande, Paula Jones, Monica Slurpinski, moist cigars, thongs in elevators, random acquaintances deaths, Vince Foster, Somalia and Blackhawk Down were all part of his horrible legacy as a national embarrassment. He is certainly eclipsed by Carter as the worst, but Bill is definately in the top 10 worst and Bush Jr is absolutely in the top 10 best leaders we've had.
He hates Islam and the death that follows it wherever it goes, he is strong on cutting taxes for the successful and our economy is booming(at least the part that matters is) and since he was a fighter pilot he is infinitely better suited to leading the nation that a pot smoking, draft dodging hippy like Bill (what does IS mean?) Clinton.
Let Africa take care of Africa and the US can support it's own.
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09-07-2007, 01:10 AM
I've said it before, & i'll say it again. Everything, & I mean EVERTHING, is Bill Clinton's fault. Hurricane Katrina, for one. Bill (Beelzebub) Clinton prayed to Gaia, the Earth Goddess, & sent that terrible storm into Louisiana, just to disgrace God's own George W Bush. Need I say more? I must.
I have a relative who is having marital problems; we all know that Bill Clinton caused it. Halle Berry, well-known fornicating nigra actress, is pregnant with her race-traitor white boyfriends baby; would that have happened if it weren't for the Clinton Administration? Never, my friends!
That's enough for now; I WAS going to watch God's own FOX network, but I can't, as my satellite dish isn't working-yet another Clinton conspiracy.
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09-07-2007, 01:38 AM
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I've said it before, & i'll say it again. Everything, & I mean EVERTHING, is Bill Clinton's fault. Hurricane Katrina, for one. Bill (Beelzebub) Clinton prayed to Gaia, the Earth Goddess, & sent that terrible storm into Louisiana, just to disgrace God's own George W Bush. Need I say more? I must.
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No, hurricane Katrina was the work of God.
And "gaia" doesn't even exist.. It's just satan wearing a dress and using a different name:
And he can't do anything without Jesus permission.
Praise God!
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I have a relative who is having marital problems; we all know that Bill Clinton caused it.
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If he actually treated her properly (ie beat her) once in a while, he wouldn't have any problems..
The clinton administration IS responsible for making women think they have "rights" however.
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Halle Berry, well-known fornicating nigra actress, is pregnant with her race-traitor white boyfriends baby; would that have happened if it weren't for the Clinton Administration? Never, my friends!
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Friend, are you a racist?
We do not condone that in God's favourite forum.
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That's enough for now; I WAS going to watch God's own FOX network, but I can't, as my satellite dish isn't working-yet another Clinton conspiracy.
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But most of FOX has gone completely liberal!
For instance, their sick harlot reporters had the GALL to attack the good works of Phelps and his family!
But EVERY true conservative KNOWS that the sodomites will ultimately doom America unless stopped!
Now, Phelps may be a little bit of a lieberal himself.. A bit too soft on sodomites.
But he is a True Christian however, while most of the FOX team is not:
Most of them are going straight to hell!
So I'd stick to the news you can read here on God's forums if I were you..
Cause only here are the news completely fair and balanced, only here will you read the real truth.
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09-07-2007, 01:57 AM
I stand corrected.
Of course there is no earth goddess Gaia. Clinton was praying to Satan; I should have known better.
As for the FOX newschannel, yes, they have had the gall to criticize Brother Fred Phelps, which God will judge them for. Say, why haven't they fired liebral Alan Colmes yet?
I publicly admit my shortcomings. Therefore, I will spend the rest of today reading the King James Bible & The Limbaugh Letter, & purge myself of all my misguided thoughts & ideas.
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Good point. I will never understand how it is that, in a supposedly "free" country, it's legal for someone like Mitt Romney - who openly admits to being a Mormon, for crying out loud! - to go around claiming to be a Republican. Just confusing and wrong on every level.
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09-07-2007, 01:34 PM
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Good point. I will never understand how it is that, in a supposedly "free" country, it's legal for someone like Mitt Romney - who openly admits to being a Mormon, for crying out loud! - to go around claiming to be a Republican. Just confusing and wrong on every level.
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We have a word for people like Mitt Romney; RHINO - Republican in Name Only. Frankly Romney and his sons should go join the Democratic party were they belong with their touchy feely liberal ideas.
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09-07-2007, 06:40 PM
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Another shocking example of the Clintons committing heinous crimes:
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=57498
It seems that the Clintons have taken to petty theft to pay for their campaign finances, their decadent lifestyle and their cocaine addictions. I have a friend living in rural Kentucky that recently had his tractor and three cows stolen from his property while he was passed out with a bottle of bourbon, I knew instantly that this was the handiwork of 'Slick Willy' Clinton and his gang of hooligans. I hope that local law enforcement is on the look out for any washed up ex-presidents between the ages of 45 to 70, usually using the facade of a simple country bumpkin that can usually be found at Dairy Queen between the hours of 11am-9pm (general operating hours).
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I knew that the Clintons and their gang are murderers, alcoholics, theives, perverts, and deviates, but I did not know about the cocaine addition. I fully expect that Chelsea will someday be found dead and naked in a New York City gutter as a result of her prostitution to support a heroin addiction.
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I knew that the Clintons and their gang are murderers, alcoholics, theives, perverts, and deviates, but I did not know about the cocaine addition. I fully expect that Chelsea will someday be found dead and naked in a New York City gutter as a result of her prostitution to support a heroin addiction.
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Personally I blame the Clintons for getting the Godly-if-somewhat-embarrassing Bush daughters hooked on the hooch. They probably left some bottles of bourbon under the beds and the daughters found it. That would explain their behaviour -- the second I saw it on a tabloid I knew it was the Clintons!
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