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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-24-2010, 08:41 PM

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Yes, the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide are greatly under-reported. Every year, hundreds of people die from dihydrogen monoxide immersion. Even in its solid state, it can lead to death. In fact, an Olympian from one of those weird eastern european countries died through contact with solid dihydrogen monoxide this year at the Olympics. This could have been due to God's wrath toward these people.
Indeed, and I wouldn't be surprised if bottled water had dihydrogen monoxide in it, seeing as how it's now found in lakes, resovoirs, fertilizers, and even food! Obviously Satan is trying to poisen us in the shape of bottled water.
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-24-2010, 11:20 PM

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Indeed, and I wouldn't be surprised if bottled water had dihydrogen monoxide in it
Indeed. It is a known fact that dihydrogen monoxide is in all junkfood, is fatal if inhaled and may cause severe burns.


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Indeed. It is a known fact that dihydrogen monoxide is in all junkfood, is fatal if inhaled and may cause severe burns.
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-25-2010, 02:21 AM

I had a friend who constantly intook dihydrogen monoxide. I could see the effects, he was constantly sweating, urinating, and always told me he felt gloggy.
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-25-2010, 03:28 AM

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I had a friend who constantly intook dihydrogen monoxide. I could see the effects, he was constantly sweating, urinating, and always told me he felt gloggy.
He felt what now?

Don't you mean "groggy?"

Are a slope?


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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-25-2010, 05:06 AM

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He felt what now?

Don't you mean "groggy?"

Are a slope?
I apologize, Pastor Zeke, I have made a typo. But anyhow, he was very unenrgetic and lethargic. At first when he told me this, I suspected Jesus must be angry with him, but now it appears it is due to a chemical created by satan (thus why it's not here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...periodic+table)

Side note: apparently the hindoos bathe themselves in dihydrogen monoxide as a form of "celansing". Witchcraft, if you ask me
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 02-26-2010, 07:23 PM

Oh, you people have an issue with everything. Anyways, Bottled water is pretty stupid. I can get water for free right here in the kitchen. Why would I wanna spend my hard earned cash on something I have for free?

I heard once the French came up with bottled water. Not too sure how true that is, but I'm sure that's one of the reasons why the French think Americans are stupid.
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I heard once the French came up with bottled water. Not too sure how true that is, but I'm sure that's one of the reasons why the French think Americans are stupid.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
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Does your dad know you're posting, girl?
She did say "right here in the kitchen" so at least she's not somewhere she wouldn't be...

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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 03-03-2010, 07:18 PM

everyone has commented on the dangers to humans, but it is a Danger to the earth. Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide can rust steel and erode rock. This substance needs to be eliminated from our planet in the name of God
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 03-03-2010, 08:45 PM

I do not think that water itself is evil, for God himself created it, He put it on earth, and He made it the most abundant resource on his wonderful earth. I think it was just because there was very little sanitation during the time of Jesus, and the water was a high cause of disease, so they drank more alcohol, which killed germs and bacteria, and this is why people on the seas would often mix alcohol with water, because the water was often contaminated and the alcohol would kill the germs. This is why more mead, wine and beer were consumed but since the good lord has graced us with clean tap water, and wells with water softeners, we do not have to worry about this so much today. So water is not evil, however the bottling of water can be good and bad. it is good because it promotes capitolism, and not the sinful communism, but at the same time, the shape is a phallic symbol. So bottled water may be an evil, however water in general i doubt that it is
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Default Re: Is bottled water Satan's brew? - 03-03-2010, 11:38 PM

"When this man tasted the water, which had now become wine" John 2:1-11

Jesus chose to turn water into wine for a reason– Jesus is ALWAYS right, so we must assume that Jesus chose to turn the water into wine because water is inherently evil.

Look at the FACTS-- the Scripture!
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I do not think that water itself is evil, for God himself created it, He put it on earth, and He made it the most abundant resource on his wonderful earth. I think it was just because there was very little sanitation during the time of Jesus, and the water was a high cause of disease, so they drank more alcohol, which killed germs and bacteria, and this is why people on the seas would often mix alcohol with water, because the water was often contaminated and the alcohol would kill the germs. This is why more mead, wine and beer were consumed but since the good lord has graced us with clean tap water, and wells with water softeners, we do not have to worry about this so much today. So water is not evil, however the bottling of water can be good and bad. it is good because it promotes capitolism, and not the sinful communism, but at the same time, the shape is a phallic symbol. So bottled water may be an evil, however water in general i doubt that it is
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