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  • #16
    Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    It sounds like you are hard up for money. I am willing to loan you $100.
    Do I have to pay it back?

    Romans 13:8
    Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Do I have to pay it back?
      Do you want me to keep inviting you to congregation pancake breakfasts?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #18
        Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Do you want me to keep inviting you to congregation pancake breakfasts?
        Of course, how else will you get the fresh herbs grown in my hot house?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

          I was trying to be nice but my offer to loan you cash no longer stands.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

            Well, the last ones were picked up today in person by some bald guy with a monocle. I should of asked him who his tailor was, he was wearing a very smart all white linen suit. He paid cash and as always, I'll wire 1/2 to LBC.


            I've heard of a man cave and they sound interesting. At first I was leery because when I was a boy, some guy invited me over to explore his man cave and I did not like it. Not one bit. Now a days, a man cave is very different. It is a men only space where like minded fellows can watch a televised Christian broadcast.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #21
              Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

              Hold on a minute, James:

              You're single now?

              What the heck happened? Are you OK?
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              • #22
                Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Hold on a minute, James:

                You're single now?

                What the heck happened? Are you OK?
                Honestly, as God is my witness, I am not sure what happened. A bit over a year ago, I was away for a weeks conference over that the Bellagio. All the Pastors and church leaders were there and I had the foresight to have affidavits attesting to my presence for the entire time.

                When I got home, I did not get my dinner. The following morning, I did not get my breakfast. My mail was not waiting for me on my desk. That night, no dinner again. That evening I had some out of the country business to attend to and I took a few people with me along with my assistants, Mandi and Brandi.

                When I returned about 10 days later, there was no dinner that night. My mail was simply sitting on a chair! (can you imagine?). I resolved to get to the bottom of the collapse of household organization that following morning after breakfast.


                Well, surprise, surprise, no breakfast. Furious, I went down to the Waffle House and had a delicious meal and then a slice of 'chefs Special Pie'. I saw Sheriff Lumpkin and asked if he had seen my wife (Mrs. Hutchins). He had not and suggested we fill out a missing persons report. I did not want him to go to all the bother but he said it was the right thing to do.


                To make a long story short, a year has passed and there has been no sighting of her or any evidence as to her were abouts. Her life insurance has paid off and I've cleaned out the house. I'm not sure what to do with all the children. However, they all seem to quiet right down and stay out of sight when I am in the house so there may be nothing I need to do about that.


                I've had to hire people to do my wife, Mrs. Hutchins chores. She really left me in a pickle.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #23
                  Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

                  Well I'm very sorry to hear about this, James. It appears you've been cuckolded. I have some books and videos on the subject. Perhaps I could come over and share these materials with you.
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                  • #24
                    Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Well I'm very sorry to hear about this, James. It appears you've been cuckolded. I have some books and videos on the subject. Perhaps I could come over and share these materials with you.
                    Thank you for your compassion.

                    Yes, I suppose I am a big softie and need some straightening out and a rigid backbone. I have a history of letting people get away with murder. Even though I know where all of a persons bodies are buried, I have suffered in silence.
                    Please give my personal assistant a call (Maurice, dapper fellow, you may remember him) and lets arrange to hook you.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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