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Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
05-23-2007, 02:26 PM
Dear Lord in Heaven, please send your wrath down ASAP on this place and the people behind this atrocity!
http://www.manties.net/
I'm not going to post any images, it's too disgusting. Men, we cannot sit by and allow this sort of thing to happen.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
05-23-2007, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Dear Lord in Heaven, please send your wrath down ASAP on this place and the people behind this atrocity!
http://www.manties.net/
I'm not going to post any images, it's too disgusting. Men, we cannot sit by and allow this sort of thing to happen.
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Brother Eliot, this is truly disturbing. I am concerned that our Un-Gay members might be swayed by manties. Also, wearing the Manties may cause Gynecomastia.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
05-24-2007, 01:04 PM
Thanks for the tip on the manties website. I ordered seveal pair in red, white and blue with lace trim on the leg opening. Oh how pretty! .
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-19-2007, 03:04 AM
Well... that is mildly disturbing--I can't really imagine why in the world any self-respecting male (regardless of sexuality) would feel inclined to don such ridiculous and outdated apparel... Some of the things this world has come to I suppose...
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-19-2007, 09:38 AM
Well!! You'll never catch me courting a fellow with this kind of perversion.
My kind of Guy wraps his Stones in good old American Cotton picked by the hands of Negras in the Deep South.
I expect those are approved by Jesus Himself.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-19-2007, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Well!! You'll never catch me courting a fellow with this kind of perversion.
My kind of Guy wraps his Stones in good old American Cotton picked by the hands of Negras in the Deep South.
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I expect those are approved by Jesus Himself.
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I thought Biblical underwear was more along the lines of a loincloth.
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06-19-2007, 02:07 PM
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See? There you go again mis-quoting me.
I merely stated "approved by Jesus". What he wears to cover his Tallywhacker is no concern to anyone but Himself.
Maybe he's moving with the times, who knows?
We're all going to find out real soon when he comes back to get ya!!
Whatever he wears It'll have "Made in USA" on a label somewhere
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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06-19-2007, 02:12 PM
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Whatever he wears It'll have "Made in USA" on a label somewhere
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Now THAT'S funny!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-19-2007, 06:02 PM
That's rich. At least now I know a good gag gift for all my male friends. *bookmarks*
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06-19-2007, 06:06 PM
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That's rich. At least now I know a good gag gift for all my male friends. *bookmarks*
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Here's another: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.asp...aptist.3948982
The Landover Baptist Store : Popular Christian Gifts : The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong
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The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong
No Christian lady should be without this product. Offering pure protection from pesky penises!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-19-2007, 06:15 PM
That's just plain awesome... That rivals the manties in it's disturbingly awesomeness... *bookmarks as well*
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06-19-2007, 06:22 PM
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That's just plain awesome... That rivals the manties in it's disturbingly awesomeness... *bookmarks as well*
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Always glad to provide ideas for gag gifts!
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06-19-2007, 06:30 PM
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Always glad to provide ideas for gag gifts!
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Well, now I know what to get Ro-kun for his going away present. Thanks.
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06-19-2007, 06:34 PM
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Well, now I know what to get Ro-kun for his going away present. Thanks.
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C'est mon plaisir.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 09:12 AM
the WWJD underwear is a great anti-rape device. The would be rapist sees Jesus and instantly is shamed and runs away.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 11:59 AM
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the WWJD underwear is a great anti-rape device. The would be rapist sees Jesus and instantly is shamed and runs away.
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I seriously doubt it. The only concern a rapist has with underwear is getting it out of his way.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 12:51 PM
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I seriously doubt it. The only concern a rapist has with underwear is getting it out of his way.
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I'm sure he would have no problems with you then?
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 12:59 PM
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I'm sure he would have no problems with you then?
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My husband would have no problem - anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health.
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:13 PM
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My husband would have no problem - anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health.
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So It's true then?
You both have an STD?
Maybe you should keep him happy instead of letting him pay for his pleasure.
Of course, no True Christian™ Man ever has to resort to THAT!
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Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless -
06-20-2007, 01:23 PM
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So It's true then?
You both have an STD?
Maybe you should keep him happy instead of letting him pay for his pleasure.
Of course, no True Christian™ Man ever has to resort to THAT!
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Neither of us has an STD. He says I make him quite happy and I have no reason to doubt him. And neither of us has ever had to rent a partner.
Anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health because I would defend myself by any means available, including using the buck knife I carry everywhere I go.
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