[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Lumber Jacks are all homers, as are men who wear tye dye. So now we know.

Did you know that God hates fags?

I know. I friend of mine once tried giveing Him a ciggy, but God said no, and that He hates to smoke.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

I know. I friend of mine once tried giveing Him a ciggy, but God said no, and that He hates to smoke.

What are you smoking?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

What are you smoking?

Nothing, yet. lol. I'm just playing with the words. In England, a fag is a ciggy.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen

No, I'm not a witch, and I didn't bite her hard enough to draw blood - just hard enough to let her know that she would be smart not to bite me again. And she never bit again.

And I don't spit on people. That's rude and nasty.

You really bit your cat in retaliation for it biting you?

What have we done to deserve the sort of people we get here?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen

The Constitution doesn't forbid it. It just hasn't happened yet.

Friend, if you tossed a coin 41 times in a row, and every time it came up tails, wouldn't you think there was something funny going on? 200 years is a long time waiting for something to happen.

Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen

Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

As has been pointed out, not in a real Church they're not.

OK - a woman can't urinate on a wall, and a man can't grow another human being in his belly, push it out between his thighs, and produce milk to feed it. I'd say that women win.

I wouldn't. A man can go 31 days without bleeding from his genitalia, and he can go through life knowing for a fact that he will never know the intense agony of having to push another human being out from between his thighs, a process which has been compared to stretching one's lower lip over one's whole head. I'd say that we win.

Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen

We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

So, you admit that you can't squish spiders. Instead of just putting them outside, why not do something useful with them and send them to Van Hellsin by airmail?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

So, you admit that you can't squish spiders. Instead of just putting them outside, why not do something useful with them and send them to Van Hellsin by airmail?

Haha.
How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Haha.
How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?

So my Godly grandfather was right. He warned me years and years ago that that "soya sauce" the chinks use was actually bug juice. Thanks for confirming that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So my Godly grandfather was right. He warned me years and years ago that that "soya sauce" the chinks use was actually bug juice. Thanks for confirming that.

I never said anything about Soy souce! It's made from soy beans, NOT bugs!
It's the wasabe you've got to watch out for..

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Haha.
How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?

My cook is a Slav, remember. Spider paste would probably be preferable to the sort of Polack mess she usually comes up with. It's a hard life being a soldier for the Lord.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

My cook is a Slav, remember. Spider paste would probably be preferable to the sort of Polack mess she usually comes up with. It's a hard life being a soldier for the Lord.

Now, what's so bad about it?
Unless he cooks all meat with a sickly sweet sauce, you have no reason to complain.

[lilith]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

What are you smoking?

And can we have some?

[lilith]

A couple of additions to the rules:
Do NOT interrupt our train of thought. (NOTE:If we're awake,we're thinking.)
and
I have no idea - WHOSE socks are they,then?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by lilith

A couple of additions to the rules:
Do NOT interrupt our train of thought. (NOTE:If we're awake,we're thinking.)

I guess it is easier to butcher the poor sap at the next wicca midnight frolic in the woods if you don't talk to him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by lilith

And can we have some?

I'm not sure I'd want to try some of anything that has.....erm.....that particular result...

[SalvationSeeker]

This thread is silly and stupid.
There is no such thing as equality between genders.
Whatever woman who disrespects men like that by thinking herself equal to us, she disrespect God's will and shall receive eternal punishment in the lake of fire.

For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1 Corinthians 11:8-9

Man is created in the image of God and His glory, thus having little of God's glory.
While the woman is created in the image of man, thus having little of a man's glory.
(1 Corinthians 11:7)

As such man and woman is not equal, and cannot be.
Women were created for men, as men were created for God.
Women must submit to their husbands as they would to the Lord, as man submits to God.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:22

Also, as to the nonsense by Pheonix that women can act like teachers:
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived,
But the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1 Timothy 2:12-14

Conclusion:
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
And thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16

[lilith]

For once we agree,SS.
"This thread is silly and stupid.
There is no such thing as equality between genders."

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by lilith

For once we agree,SS.
"This thread is silly and stupid.
There is no such thing as equality between genders."

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.

You feminazis make me sick to my stomach with your disrespect for God's will and those He made in HIS image.

Let everyone reading see this:
The feminazi agenda admitted by a feminazi herself!
Note how they don't want any such thing as "equality", but what they really want is to castrate and enslave us men.
LET NOONE SAY that a man was not simply defending himself the next time one of those feminazis is sent to the hospital!

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Note how they don't want any such thing as "equality", but what they really want is to castrate and enslave us men.

Hear, hear!

Never let one of those feminazi near the family jewels, or you may unintentionally end up a Eunuch for Jesus!

This is why we men have to stick together! There's safety in numbers, and the larger the group, the better!