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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 08:46 PM
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You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?
Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?
Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.
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Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?
I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 08:54 PM
Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....
If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 09:01 PM
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Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?
I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
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I like the way you use the word indoctrinated. What if you are indoctrinated? If you think of it. Would your world collapse? In some cultures life begin at the end of the mortal body. Is that what happened to Jesus? If Jesus died for the sake of our sins. Why should people suffer from the crib to the grave?
Don't come with apologies but with answer for a change.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 09:02 PM
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Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....
If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?
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God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:
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Job 40:15 (1611 King James Bible)
¶ Beholde now Behemoth which I made with thee, hee eateth grasse as an oxe.
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You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 09:12 PM
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Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?
I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:
You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 09:40 PM
I just like to share my latest private message:
Dear heltsonika,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Promoting pornography and suicide camps
Is this a cult? Seriously. What happened to open mindness? Is indoctrination a good thing here? How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 09:58 PM
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How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?
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By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 10:05 PM
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By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.
I hope that helps.
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Now that indoctrination. Just like in North Korea! I don't believe God or Jesus wanted our believes rely on that but on common sense. Now I'm not even allowed to post my interpretation so how in the world can you even comment it? I'm not satanistic or mocking any of you so why am I being censored?
There were no porn in my link. Just an interpretation of the Bible. Why is that not allowed? If I can't post a link please youtube Bible and Imperiet.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 10:45 PM
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By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.
I hope that helps.
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The school taught us how to read but not to question what we have just read.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 10:56 PM
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Now that indoctrination. Just like in North Korea! I don't believe God or Jesus wanted our believes rely on that but on common sense.
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Then you call God a liar.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14
What passes for "common sense" changes with each generation; every culture has their own spin on it. Surely you don't believe the LORD would have had no idea this would happen, and simply allows man to fumble about when his Salvation is on the line.
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Now I'm not even allowed to post my interpretation so how in the world can you even comment it? I'm not satanistic or mocking any of you so why am I being censored?
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Because this is not a debate forum, dear. It's time you learn to mind your manners and agree to abide by the terms of service you agreed to when you registered.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 11:25 PM
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Because this is not a debate forum, dear. It's time you learn to mind your manners and agree to abide by the terms of service you agreed to when you registered.
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That's exactly my point. It's indoctrination as it fullest. I'm No.1 reason why the Baptist church of Us of A hates me the most. I'm being honest and sincere. I'm not mocking anyone nor God but have a open spirit and mind.
I would like to share my last contribution and interpretation of meeting with the devil: If you believe in Jesus you must believe in the Devil too right? The both go hand in and in a way. I'm not being satanistic in any way but open minded. I hope you will enjoy it too as an inspiration not as a mock. Please don't censor it but read between the lines. (It's an inspiration from a book he read)
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For a thousand years and a thousand more
Has he ever where the speech
A man born in the poor family
It is said he was a child of god
But because out that no one has seen
Him since the the year of thirty-three
Do we want to invite you to a ball tonight
All this was to be read in a letter
I was picked up in a Cadillac
By a driver wearing a cross
Oh , He turned to me and smiled
He said my name is Barrabors (probably Barbaras)
Then I know a brother to you
He is from Galilee
He has invited me to a ball tonight
He said how no can be so wrong , so wrong
The man who invited you to a ball
Have you heard about but never seen
On ' he called so many names
But only one is correct
THE DEVIL...
A gentleman in a large black coat
Said welcome with a grin
And two thousand years is very long time
But now the chaos discipline
Here is tomb beer will party heavily
It's every persons right
Witches flying around
They sing with the same mouth
Traitors unite
Here we dance in the dirt
Traitors multiply
We adore all that is called lust
THE DEVIL...
He said ... welcome to my sordid hole
And as you all know
One man's glow the other's death
The clock strikes for the dice game
the dice is good and evil
whom among us is in corruption
maybe he'll back
But as long as you get to enjoy my company
THE DEVIL....
He said the dice will judge us
And pointed at me
You may wear one out of two cross
Now I play against you
I told my goodness how will it go
That's more than I understand
All I did was to open a letter
Now I'll play dice against the devil
THE DEVIL , How the hell will this end?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 11:29 PM
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Hello my friends! Nice to see you all =) I really enjoyed this thread so I would like to contribute to show my appreciation. I am born, raised and baptisted in Sweden and this is what me and my friends do when we visit a church. The lyrics to this hymn have been translated for you and are attached.
http://youtu.be/67bnXtKPssc
"Hang god, Hang god,
'Cos God doesn't like the poor,
God doesn't like the blacks.
And god damnit he does not like you,
He has forgotten all about you a long time ago.
Hang God!
With priests and popes he have fooled millions,
with the Bible he have created traditions.
Does he have any feelings for anyone?
And really is it a He or a She?
Hang God!
I hope you enjoyed it! If you did and you know Italian, please have a listen to Povero Papa. They are Italian =)
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Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born
It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 11:44 PM
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Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born
It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity
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Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing
This songs of freedom
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them can stop the time.
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look?
Some say it's just a part of it:
We've got to fullfil the book.
Won't you help to sing
This songs of freedom-
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-09-2013, 11:53 PM
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Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born
It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity
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If God doesn't like the poor, the Blacks nor me then why should one warship him? Is he not for the ones that suffer the most? Or is he only for the rich and happy? That can claim a privilege no one else could get? I don't think that was god's idea. I guess you have never been to Africa. The churches there are full and the population is poor while in the rich countries it's the opposite. Do you see a relation here? You only pray to god if god is the only solution. I don't believe it that and that's why you hate Sweden.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:13 AM
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Or is he only for the rich and happy?
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Pretty much yes, yet anyone can become rich and happy through Him. As by His own words.
Matthew 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:15 AM
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If God doesn't like the poor, the Blacks nor me then why should one warship him? Is he not for the ones that suffer the most? Or is he only for the rich and happy? That can claim a privilege no one else could get? I don't think that was god's idea. I guess you have never been to Africa. The churches there are full and the population is poor while in the rich countries it's the opposite. Do you see a relation here? You only pray to god if god is the only solution. I don't believe it that and that's why you hate Sweden.
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Friend, if you incapable of talking about how Perfect Christianity is, why are you here? No decent person wants to look at your tubes. God is all anyone needs in their life. We can do without all your public masturbation and death clinics. We have Churches instead.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:20 AM
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Friend, if you incapable of talking about how Perfect Christianity is, why are you here? No decent person wants to look at your tubes. God is all anyone needs in their life. We can do without all your public masturbation and death clinics. We have Churches instead.
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I'm sure you and I will be just fine
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:29 AM
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If you like to masturbate solitary I respect that. I am sorry if I offended anyone. Live happy and I am happy ok. I'm sorry if I questioned any of your believes.
I'm sure you and I will be just fine
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Friend, while I understand how you slovak people will hump anything with a pulse, I kindly request you stop 'making your moves' and coming on to me. I have no interst in spending time in a sweat filled man-sauna.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:31 AM
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Pretty much yes, yet anyone can become rich and happy through Him. As by His own words.
Matthew 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
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Just remember to keep the right hand on the bible....
I believe in this and it's been tested by research. The one who gives a pop for nuns will later join the church.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
12-10-2013, 12:35 AM
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Just remember to keep the right hand on the bible....
I believe in this and it's been tested by research. The one who gives a pop for nuns will later join the church.
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Friend, we are not catlicks. We are Baptists. The only place women serve in the Church are snacks after services.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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