The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED! |
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 41
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Meet Christian Singles
|
|
The Angst Land -
12-27-2006, 10:15 AM
This lil 100% original Vinster Ditty© is a warning for everyone who is new here, it's about the dark christer underbelly of these forums..... a place they put you if you don't take their teachings serious, or if you get fresh with their lovely ladies.
The only way out is by hitting that goddam paypal button, but it's worth it if you value the integrity of your Man Cherry™..... they got a heap of gay dudes in there, and they all heap on top of you on your first day.... unless you ugly, which is an advantage I don't have.
I never wanna go there again.
I. The Burial Of The Vinster©
Eno was the cruellest mod, breeding
A hellhole called Quarantine, mixing
Real Men™ with tweensters, stirring
Whiny posts with pimply pain.
Helloin kept Clown warm, covering
His zit-pocked ass with lies, feeding
A lil pube big-boy compliments. ...
...uh Bin gar keine klown, stammerin' lithium, a true kraut.
And when they was together, egging each other on,
They gatecrashed my heterosexualist-type thread.
And I was kinda scared, Clown said, Vinnie,
Vinnie, hold on tight buns. And I ain't no homo.
In the belly of the beast, there you feel a lil Icky.
Assclown stalks online, much of the night, and goes south to his momma's basement.
Who are these dudes that crotch-clutch, what turds grow
Out of their crappy posts? Sons of Baptists
You ain't able to say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of derailed threads, where Clown beats off,
And the dead Fish gives no bible, the bulldyke no relief,
And the dry christer babe no love. Only
There is a stench in that forum,
(Come on into that goddam stinky forum),
And I will show you something different from either
Fish's rotten roe slitherin' behind you
Or Clown's whiny posts rising outta your moniter to meet you;
I will show you male-patterned baldness in a handful of avatars.
|
|
Christian Poet Emeritus
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,694
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Near to Him
|
|
Re: The Angst Land-review -
12-28-2006, 11:38 AM
Hello,
So you paid up, eh? It was worth it, yes. Now for the poem.
It's brimstone and Butchwax.
S1 ends most of its lines in the passive "ing" sounds of dejected punkism.
They kicked you righteously! In the remaining strophes you reempower your Fonzie-self.
It's pretty good stuff, though the content lies about our gentle pastors.
But here we crit form, not content, no matter what, unless it's offensive content.
The form is irregular and the content is wretchedly self-serving ranting.
Cut to the closure, which must be made sharp.
It's a near miss, dang it--it's got to be sharp as a shiv;
I see--apropos of nothing except for your next, higher road,
a harking toward "stars" with avatars. You have:
I will show you male-patterned baldness in a handful of avatars.
The rhythm gets busted there. Maybe instead something like (roughly):
See the male patterned bald lies of their avatars
It's OK, mostly. Nothing that calomel or high colonics can't fix.
Revision will sharpen the poem further. Thinking--cut every nonessential.
Welcome to freedom; we hope it'll last.
"We" means you alone, of course!
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-28-2006, 12:21 PM
Vinnie, you are derivitave. Cut it out. Ginsberg, Kerouac and all those other homers did it better. You should stick to ripping off nigra singers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Christ's Love Messenger
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,978
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: A road of rocks and glass
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-28-2006, 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VinnieVespisti
I. The Burial Of The Vinster©
|
Vinnie, you disgusting wop; we put you in there hoping you would experience the love and compassion of Our Saviour and you come out a racist, accusing, homer-hater. You daygo's have a learning curve a mile long. If Pastor Eno see's your post he's gonna kick your pasta eating butt back in there.
Dean
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 02:54 AM
Ah, so they let you out, huh, Vinnie? I'd better warn Mrs Rogers!
Your unrequited love for her is glaringly obvious.....
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 41
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Meet Christian Singles
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
It's OK, mostly. Nothing that calomel or high colonics can't fix.
|
thanks bro - Vinnie appreciates your encougement-type words..... us poets gotta look after each other huh.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Vinnie, you are derivitave. Cut it out. Ginsberg, Kerouac and all those other homers did it better. You should stick to ripping off nigra singers.
|
Zekie, what the hell are you yabberin' about now? I weren't lucky enough to have a fancy-schmancy bible college edumacation like you did, so I ain't familiar with either of them homo writers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deaner
Vinnie, you disgusting wop; we put you in there hoping you would experience the love and compassion of Our Saviour and you come out a racist, accusing, homer-hater. You daygo's have a learning curve a mile long.
|
whoooa! Vinnie ain't a racialist, and he ain't no homo-hater....... he just gets a lil spooked when they corner him in a bar, or on a thread.
I just keep my back to the wall, bud. ok, so it's not a homo-friendly thing to do, but it's not a hate crime neither.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Ah, so they let you out, huh, Vinnie? I'd better warn Mrs Rogers!
Your unrequited love for her is glaringly obvious.....
|
well well, if it ain't Rach Van Hellmatchmaker. Vinnie's worried about you sweetheart, and he's gonna give you the same helpful advice that were given to Mrs Rodgers, just before the old bat took away my PM function:
Do not go totterin' into that good night,
Old age should be botoxed at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of your Babeness©.
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VinnieVespisti
well well, if it ain't Rach Van Hellmatchmaker. Vinnie's worried about you sweetheart, and he's gonna give you the same helpful advice that were given to Mrs Rodgers, just before the old bat took away my PM function:
Do not go totterin' into that good night,
Old age should be botoxed at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of your Babeness©.
|
Nah, when I get older I'll just get older. All botox is is literally injecting poison into your skin.
As to my matchmaking...I'm just trying to be nice, Vinnie. You and Mrs Rogers both seem like you might benefit from some...action, so it's a win-win situation for both of you!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Nah, when I get older I'll just get older. All botox is is literally injecting poison into your skin.
|
And all paganism is is literally injecting poison into your immortal soul! Which is worse?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 392
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: close to Jesusland
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 03:59 PM
Oh the angst, oh the suffering...oh the everything...
When, oh, when will Jesus come to rescue us?
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
|
|
Scientific Advisor
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,369
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Landover Baptist University for the Saved, Corridor 17C
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-29-2006, 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tommy
Oh the angst, oh the suffering...oh the everything...
When, oh, when will Jesus come to rescue us?
|
Soon, I assure you. Sooner than you'd think! I suggest you turn from your wicked ways, lest you be caught unprepared for the arrival of Jesus. He will be here very soon, very very soon, and you have a long ways to go before He will recognize you as one of His Own. I suggest you speak with a pastor about preparing for Jesus' arrival by starting on a generous tithing plan (to ensure that all back payments are in order before Jesus shows up)....
Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
|
|
True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
|
|
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
12-30-2006, 01:00 AM
Aw, Brother Vinnie - at least they let you keep your hair this time
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-01-2007, 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
And all paganism is is literally injecting poison into your immortal soul! Which is worse?
|
I'll take my chances.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-02-2007, 02:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I'll take my chances.
|
You have been offered the gift of eternal life with Jesus, and you willfully reject that in order to play russian roulette with satan?
You are truly depraved, woman.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-02-2007, 10:52 AM
ME depraved??? Let's not start on who's depraved, mister bear-wearing-a-tutu in your basement!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Christian Poet Emeritus
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,694
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Near to Him
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-02-2007, 11:18 AM
What a great poetry thread!
It's sounding like a Broadway musical; like Cats
in a burlap bag.
Poetry Critics
Vinnie wrote a tasteless poem. It's
like a salad without greens,
a potato without starch,
steak without the meat.
Vinnie's poem is well-reviewed;
by whom? The Devil knows.
The basis of the trouble is, it's
not the poem that blows.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-02-2007, 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
ME depraved??? Let's not start on who's depraved, mister bear-wearing-a-tutu in your basement!
|
That is just another filthy lie spread by that witch Lilith. I was helping Matilda (one of my servants) fold sheets, and we got tangled up for a bit....Well, it wasn't a tutu!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Christian Poet Emeritus
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,694
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Near to Him
|
|
a hone of "Vinnie's Critics" -
01-02-2007, 03:20 PM
.
-Vinnie's Critics-
Vinnie wrote this tasteless poem
It's like a salad without greens
a potato without eyes
steak without the meat
Vinnie's meal gains poor reviews
by whom? One diner knows
the anus of the matter is
it's not a poem that blows
.
Last edited by Poetic Peter; 01-02-2007 at 03:37 PM.
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-04-2007, 01:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That is just another filthy lie spread by that witch Lilith. I was helping Matilda (one of my servants) fold sheets, and we got tangled up for a bit....Well, it wasn't a tutu!
|
Mm hm. So I suppose you'll claim that this picture, taken by a concerned servant of yours, was merely a future gift so Sister Thumper?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
|
|
Re: The Angst Land -
01-04-2007, 04:00 AM
And if that picture isn't disturbing enough, isn't this a pic taken by one of your servants in your yard?
(Sorry to double-post)
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
|
|
Ring-kissing Papist dog
|
|
Posts: 3,358
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vatican City...where we keep the good stuff!
|
|
Re: a hone of "Vinnie's Critics" -
01-09-2007, 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
.
-Vinnie's Critics-
Vinnie wrote this tasteless poem
It's like a salad without greens
a potato without eyes
steak without the meat
Vinnie's meal gains poor reviews
by whom? One diner knows
the anus of the matter is
it's not a poem that blows
.
|
From the desk of Father Mo.
The critic, well clear, high above,
From cave mouth watches the battle below.
The quibbler, once removed, never tactilely connected,
Hides until calm.
The critic, with battle exhausted, bemused,
Walks forth though the wounded and shoots them,
Another job and victory for the soulless.
Bless you, my candidate for Blepharoplasty,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|