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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:41 PM
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Thank you, Miss Gale, for providing argumentation that my original Photoshop hypothesis was correct. You're just like Rex Tillerson, who by declining to confirm or deny that he called American President a moron, basically proved that he did indeed called Mr. Trump a moron.
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Okay, well to help paint a better picture for you. I was being discreet because the real reason is that I swallowed something thick over the night and its left a distinguished dent in that region.
Why don't you just take my word that we're happy; right from the primary source.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:46 PM
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Okay, well to help paint a better picture for you. I was being discreet because the real reason is that I swallowed something thick over the night and its left a distinguished dent in that region.
Why don't you just take my word that we're happy; right from the primary source.
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Even assuming that this was true - which I'm not inclined to believe as you haven't proven yourself to be trustworthy - it still isn't proof of anything. See point 2 above.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:51 PM
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Even assuming that this was true - which I'm not inclined to believe as you haven't proven yourself to be trustworthy - it still isn't proof of anything. See point 2 above.
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Well, I feel sorry for you Delores, burdened with crippling doubt. Anyway, it's a small detail. You need to look at the bigger picture. Surely there must be black people in your congregation? What about mixed races? Are they not welcome in your church? They stemmed for somewhere.
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10-19-2017, 11:12 PM
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...Surely there must be black people in your congregation?...
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You comprehend reality as well as you do the Bible.
Dolores is not a True Christian™.
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10-19-2017, 11:44 PM
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You comprehend reality as well as you do the Bible.
Dolores is not a True Christian™.
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Really? Jesus has blessed her beauty, I will say that. A certain patina of Victorian charm, n'est pas?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 12:20 AM
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...A certain patina...
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Did you just... ?
Yup, you did.
Tu veux dire, "N'est-ce pas?", bitch.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 12:44 AM
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Well, I feel sorry for you Delores,
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This is going to be an irrelevant point and probably quite difficult to comprehend for someone who doesn't know how to spell "atheist," but my name is spelled Dolores, not Delores. As far as I know, the latter is the Americanized version of the original Spanish name.
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burdened with crippling doubt. Anyway, it's a small detail. You need to look at the bigger picture.
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Miss Gale, I have never said that I do not agree with your underlying thesis. What I'm trying to teach you - and clearly failing to achieve - is to provide proper argumentation supporting this thesis. Yes, there are plenty, and no, you have not provided a single one, which means that you cannot convince anyone to agree with your thesis. That would be a big fat F in my class, if you were one of my students.
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Surely there must be black people in your congregation? What about mixed races? Are they not welcome in your church?
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I no longer belong to a church. I used to be a Catholic, but after reading a little bit of history, belonging to the largest and longest running criminal organization in history doesn't feel right. I have doubts whether God truly exists... then I remember about Hell and I envy the members of this lovely congregation for their strong faith.
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They stemmed for somewhere.
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I have no idea what are you trying to express with this sentence?...
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Really? Jesus has blessed her beauty, I will say that.
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Thank you, miss Gale, for these nice words.
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A certain patina of Victorian charm, n'est pas?
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Je ne sais pas, mademoiselle. Je ne parle pas bien le français. I don't have any patina, though. I went to an archaeological field school once, and having the opportunity to shower only once week we all did have a layer of patina every Saturday! But a nice shower takes all that layer off.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 01:29 AM
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This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
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As a home educator, and therefore semi-professional literary analyst and could-be editor (and more knowledgeable about medical issues and climate change than scientists, just saying), I will say this parable has all the hallmarks of a brilliant, timeless lesson for mankind. There is the protagonist that we can identify with, the old woman who works for the family, and the antagonist we naturally fear - the negro. Furthermore, the antagonist cannot help but change his ways and be better due to seeing the Truth™ in an organic, yet unarguable exchange. This is beautiful. I mean that sincerely.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 01:41 AM
Agreed. What I appreciate besides the artful subtlety of prose is the happy ending. So many stories today are bleak and cynical, but in a few short sentences you kindled Christian hope between the lines for a world free of blacks; mores specifically, blacks doing the work, free of charge.
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10-20-2017, 07:27 AM
He was in an awful hurry to leave without having stolen anything. I hear black people believe in voodoo; could the black man in the story have placed a curse on the old lady's sheets?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 10:52 AM
The great thing about this parable is when I started writing it I had no idea where it leads me or how the final story will look like. I just started writing and writing myself into the unknown. God was taking me threw this journey step by step and slowly the story unfolded in front of my eyes. I really want to thank God for his help. Many artists and writers get much more help from God then they think. Praise!!
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10-20-2017, 01:55 PM
Praise brother! For a second, I might have thought you plagerized, but by conviction knew this couldn't be true, that the Lord lets us know His Word over and over. Once more, He has moved through a true artist, guiding your intepid hand, with Jesus as your sweet muse.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 06:38 PM
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Your story is another way of explaining why God hates interracial marriage. He created the continents. Then He put the races that tolerate heat on the hot continents, the races that survive on rice on another or so on. He put white people on the continents that would prosper because we are his chosen race.
God is not pleased with interracial marriage because it weakens the white man's place in the big picture.
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Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.
Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 07:26 PM
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Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.
Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?
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So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:
Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.
Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.
The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:
...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!
And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!
As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:
Acts 7:51-52
51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:
They asked for His Blood to be on them:
Matthew 27:24-25
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
They just want our money:
Titus 1:10-11
10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:
Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 07:50 PM
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So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:
Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.
Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.
The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:
...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!
And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!
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Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:
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I recognize one race: the human race.
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As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:
Acts 7:51-5251 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:
They asked for His Blood to be on them:
Matthew 27:24-25
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
They just want our money:
Titus 1:10-11
10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:
Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
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According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
( Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?
(John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-20-2017, 08:27 PM
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Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:
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So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?
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According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
(Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?
(John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.
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Wait a minute...
I know what you are doing, and it seems to me that you are secretly a Devil worshiper yourself! You are trying to argue that the Word of God is somehow internally incoherent and contradictory, as if God was on drugs when He dictated it!
That is an abominable and blasphemous idea!
You need to learn reading the Bible verses in context. In the first case, the context is Romans chapter 10. Pay special attention to Rom 10:12, and then then Paul's complains in Rom 10:19-21. What Paul says there, is that Jews are worthless sinners who keep turning away from God. So it's not God who turned away from the Jews, it's the Jews who turned away from God. So even though the Salvation originated among Jewish followers of Jesus, Jews themselves brought God's Wrath on themselves and no longer are God's chosen nation (now it's a question of faith, not nationality, Rom 10:12).
Quod erat demonstrandum.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-21-2017, 07:48 AM
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So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?
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You might want to capitalize Pope; the Head of Our Blessed Papal State. I misread this as you asking us to throw away a Bible because some poop presumably ended up on it. How this could be achieved, I don't know, but I surmise Baptists are a loose bunch who just go wherever the urge beckons them.
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10-21-2017, 08:06 AM
What a beautiful story; I will teach it to my children. God bless you!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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10-21-2017, 08:16 AM
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What a beautiful story; I will teach it to my children. God bless you!
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Thankfully, I'll never have children let alone have them endure his awful doggerel.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-21-2017, 05:41 PM
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You might want to capitalize Pope; the Head of Our Blessed Papal State. I misread this as you asking us to throw away a Bible because some poop presumably ended up on it. How this could be achieved, I don't know, but I surmise Baptists are a loose bunch who just go wherever the urge beckons them.
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Your pope is just a bishop of Rome, who is leading a sect that separated from Orthodox Christianity. Nothing special about him that would require capitalizing his title.
Given that explanation (I did not think that was necessary, but you're proving with each post that all atheists are retarded), please answer my previous question.
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