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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by TheAnswer
For some reason when I copied what I was going to write it put what I said above. Anyways, I will bet you $100,000 or anything that he will not be back on March 4th 2010.
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I am betting none of us will, friend.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 04:44 AM
Yea, I figured.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 04:45 AM
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Yea, I figured.
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Why not head on over to The introduction forum and tell us more about yourself?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 04:51 AM
Sure brah. Thanks for the infraction!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 05:23 AM
Sigh. Am I really going to have to make my 7th account on this forum?
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I think so. It would allow all those Prius idiots to start driving decent cars like Hummers because they could finally stop worrying about the environment. I hate those slow crappy cars that only slow down the pace on our highways.
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The funny thing is, when Jesus returns, their global warming theory will actually play out. Only problem is, it won't be because of carbon. It will because Jesus is tossing them into a lake of fire.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 05:36 AM
I pray, sweet Jesus come take me home. I long to be by your side. Let me live in your light. If the end is near come and take me to my reward.
Praise Jesus.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 07:31 AM
I know this will mostlikley be seen as blastphemous...(sp?)
but what happens... well... if nothing happens? constructive answers are the most usefull here please.
we've already established im going to burn already.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Caboose
I know this will mostlikley be seen as blastphemous...(sp?)
but what happens... well... if nothing happens? constructive answers are the most usefull here please.
we've already established im going to burn already.
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This is a very interesting question, please some one answer. What would happen in on the 5th, i log on... post on here, and say "where'd he go"
Your closing the door on your time with no ability to gracefully reprise.
Other than saying "he changed his mind." but then if jesus was all knowing, he knows whats to come, so he would allways know at what point he was coming back. so he wouldnt have to change his mind at any stage.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 08:45 AM
I got told that the world was going to end on Decmeber 21 2012. Or was I told wrong?
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Freeks-Angel
I got told that the world was going to end on Decmeber 21 2012. Or was I told wrong?
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Yeah thats the Myan calender...
They Myans had 7 days, each day lasting 21,000 years...
It wasnnt so much a day, more an Era. And this "Era" ends on 21/12/2012...
Just so happens to be when the planets align with the sun.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Caboose
Yeah thats the Myan calender...
They Myans had 7 days, each day lasting 21,000 years...
It wasnnt so much a day, more an Era. And this "Era" ends on ...
Just so happens to be when the planets align with the sun.
It wasn't so much a day, more an Era. And this "Era" ends on 21/12/2012...
Just so happens to be when the planets align with the sun.
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Mayans! I wouldn't trust anything they say. Looks to me like they're all faggots, with that jewelry and body paint.
Not even the negro pimps I've seen in Houston wear that much jewelry.
Missionaries trying to persuade Mayan queer to put on his pants
Actually, the only ones in that tribe that do wear clothes are the commie guerilla Mayans, like Subcomandante Marx.
Subcomandante Marcos
I reckon he must be the son of Karl Marcos, the Joo Mexican who wrote Das Kapital. Well, all I can say is that I hope they all disappear on 21/12/2012, along with the rest of the beaners.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
So the year is 2010, the month is March, the 3rd month, the 4th day and at 06:20am
I therefore looked to the 20th book of KJV1611, the 10th Chapter and 3rd Verse
Proverb:10:3: The LORD will not suffer the soul of the righteous to famish: but he casteth away the substance of the wicked.
This is the clearest indication of the destruction of the World and the Salvation™ of True Christians.
I noted that the date is 4th and time 06:20, but I note that in Jerusalem at that time it will be 14:20 because of the Jooish way of counting things.
I therefore looked to the 4th book of KJV1611, the 14th Chapter and 20th Verse:
Nu:14:20: And the LORD said, I have pardoned according to thy word:
[This is set in the context of Moses seeking forgiveness for the trespasses of the Children of God (nowadays, True Christians™) Nu:14:19: Pardon, I beseech thee, the iniquity of this people according unto the greatness of thy mercy, and as thou hast forgiven this people, from Egypt even until now.]
Thus we see that any trespasses that True Christians™ might have committed are now forgiven and entry to Heaven is assured.
Heathen Basher, I await the End of times with equanimity.
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Oh my! This is more accurate than the Bible Code!!! Not only does it work one way, but also in the opposite direction.
Looking in the 20th book of the KJV1611, the 14th chapter, and the 4th verse:
Proverbs 14:4 Where no oxen are, the crib is clean: but much increase is by the strength of the ox.
This is talking about needing a strong ox for the harvest. In scripture, the rapture is compared to Jesus harvesting His people!!!
Now the 3rd book of the 10th chapter and the 20th verse:
Leviticus 10:20 And when Moses heard that, he was content.
Moses content? What does it mean?! Content that Jesus is coming? You bet! After all, Jesus is the new Moses! And Moses was one the first people to be raptured! Is he content that we are all going to be joining him now? Yes!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Caboose
I know this will mostlikley be seen as blastphemous...(sp?)
but what happens... well... if nothing happens? constructive answers are the most usefull here please.
we've already established im going to burn already.
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That certainly is a negative attitude. You must really be fun to be around!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-05-2010, 03:54 PM
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Uhm, I'm really scared!
I'm not a True Christian™ yet, do I get to got to Heaven with the rest of you guys? Or do I have to go to Hell? Is this when the Tribulation starts, and the war with Satan's army and everything?
Do I need to pack?
Tammi
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Tammi, don't put off salvation one more second! Don't you want to be welcomed into Christ's bosom?
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02-05-2010, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!
I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!
Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.
Edit: As per Brother Noah's revelation, it will be at 6:20 AM CST! Shout glory!
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I was always taught that you must always be ready to be raptured at anytime in case JESUS comes before any other signs are given like a peace treaty with Israel because you may die at any moment and then you are judged. Has anybody heard about someone being raptured yet? I thought I saw a case yesterday when a car came down the hill and ran into the tree of my front yard. There was no driver but it turned out to be simply a parking brake failure.
PRAISE JESUS!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-06-2010, 03:47 AM
Thank God we had the foresight to get Project Habakkuk off the ground in time, eh?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-06-2010, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Thank God we had the foresight to get Project Habakkuk off the ground in time, eh?
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Praise Jesus...
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-06-2010, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Free Market Fred
I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.
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Glory! The end of the world may be just what we need to fix our broken economy!
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! -
02-06-2010, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Aristotle
March 3 may be calling it too close. What if you are raptured, as a good percentage of TrueChristians™ will be, before the end?. You might miss the chance to put in your order. I suggest setting up an account so it can happen automatically. Imagine looking down from Heaven when Berkshire Hathaway stock breaks the buck!
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Amen. Seeing as I won't need it in a month from, anyone have suggestions on how I can spend my life savings?
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