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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-06-2009, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Tertius The Scribe
Oh, brother, know you not how easily a wooden bat breaks?
I suggest a Japanese (the slants are good for something) steel tonfa or good 'ol fashioned night stick. Either do just fine.
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Ever since I had to fire my slank gardener for the mexican one (only $.50 a day Vs. $1.00, more for the Tithe) I have not been able to have any of those yellow man 'playthings' in my home. Too many questions. No one questiosn the bat, ball and a glove. I do not use the wooden type, I use and alloy one, my wife says it hurts cleans more severely completely. Call me sentimental, I just want to make her life as miserable easy as possible. I know, I hit give and I hit give. I am just that kind of guy.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-06-2009, 09:03 PM
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Ever since I had to fire my slank gardener for the mexican one (only $.50 a day Vs. $1.00, more for the Tithe) I have not been able to have any of those yellow man 'playthings' in my home. Too many questions. No one questiosn the bat, ball and a glove. I do not use the wooden type, I use and alloy one, my wife says it hurts cleans more severely completely. Call me sentimental, I just want to make her life as miserable easy as possible. I know, I hit give and I hit give. I am just that kind of guy.
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You are quite the philanthropist!
I shall have to reconsider my tool of discipline when I find a underage young woman to marry.
Thanks for the advice, Brother Hutchins!
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-10-2009, 03:35 PM
How cowardly- you can't wait until you start beating your wife. I suspect that you've been beaten up many times before, but were too weak to do anything about it.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-10-2009, 03:41 PM
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How cowardly- you can't wait until you start beating your wife. I suspect that you've been beaten up many times before, but were too weak to do anything about it.
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(Sigh) Friend, we do not just beat our wives because we are drunk like a bunch of atheists on Friday night. No friend, discipline is only administered when God clearly calls for it. No TRUE Christian™ wife is going to fight back because she fully well knows she rightfully must be rebuked for her actions.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-10-2009, 07:09 PM
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As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.
I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.
I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?
In Christ,
Brother P.
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is this thread for real? if you beat a woman, you should be jailed and castrated
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-10-2009, 08:38 PM
A little disciplining is good for her soul, it cleanses the errors of her ways. Not a session goes by where my Missus is not sobbing with gratitude. Sometime, the crying goes on for days, except when the doc wires her mouth shut.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 12:35 PM
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is this thread for real? if you beat a woman, you should be jailed and castrated
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Well, I think you should be beaten for demanding that I be jailed and castrated.
And Jesus agrees with me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 09:27 PM
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Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.
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No, my friend, Jesus lives - He lives in our hearts and in Heaven.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 09:45 PM
That's disgusting!
No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!
I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 09:51 PM
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I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!
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Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 09:59 PM
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Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?
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Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 11:10 PM
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Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.
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dude, don't you realize this forum is awesome? These guys believes all this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728
no point in arguing you lifeless idiot
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 11:29 PM
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That's disgusting!
No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!
I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!
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What's disgusting about givin a women the beating she deserves. Just like the kids. When either one of them get out of line, or start to get mouthy, a good slap will do wonders for there disposition.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 11:36 PM
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Don't make me laugh!
You actually think Satan's Playground (Wikipedia) is a useful resource?
Go troll somewhere else with your corruptible spew, God-mocker. We here at the Landover forums have the objective, unchangeable Word Of God (The AV1611 KJV Bible) backing us!
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
06-11-2009, 11:49 PM
You are all horrible people, disciplining your wife should never be physical, sure a spanking but never actual punches. But thats me being a perverted liberal communist.
The only reason you "want" to be able to beat her is most likely a caused result in never having control in your life. Insecure homie
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