[Joseph T. Beckett]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I see that your own wife - the current, apparently barren one, not the one who turned out to be a shameless whore** - is called Abigail Moore Buckett. Would you care to comment on the "Moore" in there?

Absolutely, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. My wife registered here under her maiden name around the same time her father and I came to an agreement. Her legal name is Abigail Beckett. I added her maiden name only to reduce confusion in the case anyone questioned why this wife knew of great pie recipes without having permission to be here.

I have received trusted assurances that you are a True Christian woman. As such, I know that you would understand my wanting assurances of the integrity of women with whom my wife would seek counsel (Psalms 64:2-3). I meant no offense with the use of 'Ms.' I honestly knew not your marital status and 'Ms' is still the standard in civilized society when addressing a woman of unknown status. I had more respect for you than to use the juvenile 'Miss', but in the future if that would be a better option in addressing an unknown woman, please let me know. I do repent of my transgression (Luke 17:3-4).

In response to your question on the status of my children. Yes, they are all mine.

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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Joseph T. Beckett

'Ms' is still the standard in civilized society when addressing a woman of unknown status.

That appears to be a usage of civilized with which I am unfamiliar. But let us let it pass.


It is reassuring to hear that you believe your first wife's children to be yours.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Joseph T. Beckett

I have taken the year off to get to know and comfort this new wife (Deuteronomy 24:5)

A somewhat belated to God's favorite forum on the Internet, Mr. Beckett! It's such a rare pleasure to see a newcomer who actually knows and obeys the Holy Bible!

[unsavedtrash113]

Originally Posted by Joseph T. Beckett

but with regular beatings she has been a relatively obedient wife.

My head is spinning....are you piffleing with everyone? I seriously cannot tell if this is a joke or that I have actually reached a website full of the most uneducated, uncivilized, worthless pieces of trash on the planet.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by unsavedtrash113

My head is spinning....are you piffleing with everyone? I seriously cannot tell if this is a joke or that I have actually reached a website full of the most uneducated, uncivilized, worthless pieces of trash on the planet.

Friend, we live according to the Bible here. The Bible contains very specific instructions about when and how to discipline your wife and children.

Are you suggesting we should go against the Bible?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by unsavedtrash113

My head is spinning....are you piffleing with everyone? I seriously cannot tell if this is a joke or that I have actually reached a website full of the most uneducated, uncivilized, worthless pieces of trash on the planet.

Thank you for your cruel and unjust persecution. It reassures me that we are RIGHT and you are WRONG.

2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

Matthew 5:10 - Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

John 15:18 - If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.

1 Peter 3:14 - But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy [are ye]: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled;

1 John 3:13 - Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by unsavedtrash113

My head is spinning....are you piffleing with everyone? I seriously cannot tell if this is a joke or that I have actually reached a website full of the most uneducated, uncivilized, worthless pieces of trash on the planet.

WE are NOT worthless! Witness these verses:

Luke 12:6-7
Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God? But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

So there. Jesus said that we are worth a lot more than some birds, which are list priced at 5 for 1/2 d. (It's probably more in American.) More importantly, God even has my hairs numbered, which is good because I tend to lose lots of them.


I don't know why you're being so mean. It's not really very civilized to barge in someplace and tell people that they're stupid
and uncouth and pieces of garbage.

And if we're so uneducated then how come we read the Bible so well and write such compelling posts praising it and defending it? And we are very good at applying its wisdom to our everyday lives, roughly 2000 years after the last part of it was written.


You try fitting all those different books from the Bronze age to the Classical Era into a comprehensive manual for life in the 21st century. We have to work very hard and strain our brains everyday to do what we do! Uneducated my sweet, round pumpkin sitter . . .




Offendedly Yours,
Handmaiden