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Pregnant in Prison
Forwarded from Valley State Prison for Women, Chowchilla, CA 93610 USA
My name is Tammy Greensboro and I am pregnant in prison. My mom and dad are going to be surprised when I come home with my beautiful baby in arms. But for now I am seeking a relationship with an open minded male or female. I am also seeking donations so I can buy formula and a crib for my baby. I'm not at all like the other prisoners here. I come from a good family and I plan to get a master's degree as soon as I get out of prison. I have leaned one thing - don't ever let a friend store her smack in you purse.
Correspond here or write to:
Tammy Greensboro # 154211
Chowchilla Prison 18-B-225
Chowchilla, CA 93610 USA
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10-21-2006, 06:17 AM
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I plan to get a master's degree as soon as I get out of prison.
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i bets that be a master degree in them theologys, cuz Miss.Tammy say she come from a good family, an she been humbleds she say in her last sentince that she learned from her mistakes
nows, i not see no wedding rings on her bootiful fingers, so i be prayin that one of our hunnerd thousind millon single true christian™ menfolk will visits that prison an marrys her before she give births to a liddle basterd , an then when she an her baby have serveds thier time, they can come to Freehold an start a noo life wiv thier true christian™ sugar daddy
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10-21-2006, 07:50 AM
BRRRRRR! That woman looks almost as bad as Rachael Van HELLsing whom I have seen briefly in my riflescope. She (the woman in the picture, not Van Hellbound) needs a good Mudslum man. I am afraid that she is too far gone for Baptists.
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10-21-2006, 09:05 AM
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BRRRRRR! That woman looks almost as bad as Rachael Van HELLsing whom I have seen briefly in my riflescope. She (the woman in the picture, not Van Hellbound) needs a good Mudslum man. I am afraid that she is too far gone for Baptists.
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THAT WAS YOU????
I'm assuming that was loaded with tranquilizer darts, right? Right?
So Glendora, exactly why is she in prison if she's such a swell lady?
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10-21-2006, 03:04 PM
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So Glendora, exactly why is she in prison if she's such a swell lady?
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She seems like a lamb of God. And she says the police found a smack in her purse. I googled smack and while it does seem odd to carry a fishing boat sailing under various rigs, according to size, and often having a well used to transport the catch to market, I certainly don't think she should be in prison for having a boat in her purse. Unless of course, having such a large purse is against the law.
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10-21-2006, 03:46 PM
So she's NOT married? Looking for an "open minded male OR FEMALE"?
Friends I have to say this woman is far too sinful for a True Christian™ marriage. As the Pastor said, maybe a disgusting Muslim or even a Catholic might take her.
I wouldn't be surprised if "Smack" was slang for a female contraceptive or something. She doesn't appear to be a sailor unless riding the high seas means having sexual relations with the Argentine Navy.
I suppose that can go for Van HELLsing as well.
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10-23-2006, 12:04 AM
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She seems like a lamb of God. And she says the police found a smack in her purse. I googled smack and while it does seem odd to carry a fishing boat sailing under various rigs, according to size, and often having a well used to transport the catch to market, I certainly don't think she should be in prison for having a boat in her purse. Unless of course, having such a large purse is against the law.
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Ummm.......I don't believe that's what they meant, Glendora. But that does explain why she's in prison.
Tsk tsk, pregnant and risking the baby's life like that.
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10-23-2006, 01:12 AM
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Ummm.......I don't believe that's what they meant, Glendora. But that does explain why she's in prison.
Tsk tsk, pregnant and risking the baby's life like that.
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What kind of mockery is this? Can it be true that you are so deluded by satan that you cannot even see how YOU are risking your entire family's life RIGHT NOW!? By practicing witchcraft and pagan debauchery, by supporting sodomites and whoredoms, by denying the Holy Ghost, YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY to a much worse thing fate than the harlot mentioned in this post. Picture your little girl being roasted alive on a spit while satan anally assaults you and your husband in front of her. And that would just be the first day in hell.....
Shame on you for pointing your bony finger at this poor woman in prison, trying to do the right thing for her unborn child. You are in no position to judge ANYONE, harlot!
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10-23-2006, 01:58 AM
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What kind of mockery is this? Can it be true that you are so deluded by satan that you cannot even see how YOU are risking your entire family's life RIGHT NOW!? By practicing witchcraft and pagan debauchery, by supporting sodomites and whoredoms, by denying the Holy Ghost, YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY to a much worse thing fate than the harlot mentioned in this post. Picture your little girl being roasted alive on a spit while satan anally assaults you and your husband in front of her. And that would just be the first day in hell.....
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And I imagine the next day would be in hell's cinema watching 'the sermons of Pastor Ezekiel, live'? old
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Shame on you for pointing your bony finger at this poor woman in prison, trying to do the right thing for her unborn child. You are in no position to judge ANYONE, harlot!
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She was taking an ILLEGAL drug that could easily kill or damage her unborn child. Sweet merciful crawdads, if one sees a pregnancy through, they should care at least a little about that baby's health.
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10-23-2006, 02:21 AM
Excellent point Brother Ezekial.
I hadn't considered the bastards childhood being ruined by it's mothers inability to praise Jesus properly. The mother has in fact doomed this child even as she has doomed herself by
A: Becoming pregnant out of wedlock by fornicating before marriage and
B: Desperately begging for a gay relationship with another female sinner.
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10-23-2006, 09:42 AM
Maybe it's an immaculate conception? How could she get pregnant in a woman's prison?
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10-23-2006, 11:37 AM
This puts me of a mind of a story I heard some years ago, before I became a Pastor. According to Pastor Pistle,
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That girl is a stripper in downtown Des Moines, last I heard. She is a part-time witch and a full-time harlot, who will surely find herself in hellfire right alongside the fornicator "pregnant in prison" trollop, and the VanHellion tramp as well. Praise Jesus!!
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10-23-2006, 12:06 PM
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This puts me of a mind of a story I heard some years ago, before I became a Pastor. According to Pastor Pistle,
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That girl is a stripper in downtown Des Moines, last I heard. She is a part-time witch and a full-time harlot, who will surely find herself in hellfire right alongside the fornicator "pregnant in prison" trollop, and the VanHellion tramp as well. Praise Jesus!!
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Hmm, that's no more absurd than how Brother Dave (for those here who remember him) managed to have children with his 'wife' 'Doris' and then after 40 years, find out 'she' was a man
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10-23-2006, 10:30 PM
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Hmm, that's no more absurd than how Brother Dave (for those here who remember him) managed to have children with his 'wife' 'Doris' and then after 40 years, find out 'she' was a man
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Yes that was sick. Why do you think 'Doris' is doing 20 to 40 years in prison? 'He/She' probably used some that sicko so called science stuff you are so proud of have those kids.
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10-23-2006, 11:19 PM
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Yes that was sick. Why do you think 'Doris' is doing 20 to 40 years in prison? 'He/She' probably used some that sicko so called science stuff you are so proud of have those kids.
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Men can't have kids. Operation or no. I'm betting that he/she probably paid someone to have those kids for her, then stuffed a pillow into her shirt to make herself look pregnant.
Science can do a lot, but not that yet. Actually, I wish they could! It'd be good for men to appreciate the joy of having something the size of a watermelon squeezed out of.....never mind.
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10-24-2006, 05:32 PM
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Men can't have kids. Operation or no. I'm betting that he/she probably paid someone to have those kids for her, then stuffed a pillow into her shirt to make herself look pregnant.
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Speaking as how you would/ or did do it?
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Science can do a lot, but not that yet. Actually, I wish they could! It'd be good for men to appreciate the joy of having something the size of a watermelon squeezed out of.....never mind.
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Here we go with the never ending urge from women to have tallywackers so they can penetrate men. Yes, Rachael, you're another gay guy stuck in a strait woman's body. We've heard this all before.
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10-24-2006, 05:47 PM
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And I imagine the next day would be in hell's cinema watching 'the sermons of Pastor Ezekiel, live'? old
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You should be so lucky!
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10-24-2006, 10:59 PM
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Speaking as how you would/ or did do it?
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Quit projecting onto me, BJ. Just because you have strange urges towards pillows.
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Here we go with the never ending urge from women to have tallywackers so they can penetrate men. Yes, Rachael, you're another gay guy stuck in a strait woman's body. We've heard this all before.
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Umm......there is absolutely NO logic in that at all BJ.
Besides the fact that whatever you say, being male would be horrible. I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things down below....not to mention all the guys I see that can't seem to keep their fingers.....oh, never mind, that sentence was going nowhere good.
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So I would never have to hear another preachy xtian, ever again?
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
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10-24-2006, 11:10 PM
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So I would never have to hear another preachy xtian, ever again?
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Not at all. Satan will spend eternity reading the Bible to you and giving an extra 'shove' whenever he mentions something the Bible told you to do but you ignored it. In the nonce, I will be eating strawberries in cream and enjoying my forever in the clouds where calories don't exist.
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10-24-2006, 11:24 PM
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Not at all. Satan will spend eternity reading the Bible to you and giving an extra 'shove' whenever he mentions something the Bible told you to do but you ignored it.
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You horrible old meanie!
That was such a wonderful vision, and you had to go and ruin it like that! A question with that. You keep telling the heathens like me that Satan will be sodomizing us for all eternity. Seeing as, if hell existed, billions of people would be in it, how would he manage to sodomize everyone all at once?
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And another question there. Seeing as the bible seems to mention that when a person goes to 'heaven' they have their downstairs removed, with all the 'feasting', how exactly would you go to the bathroom? Out your belly or ears? Just curious.
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