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Default Man seeks kind sweet woman - 10-10-2006, 12:34 AM

Yep, old Yanks is looking ladies.
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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 10-10-2006, 12:41 AM

Perhaps if we knew what some of your favorite Bible verses were, the Landover Ladies would be more willing to respond.... Remember, only the best White Saved True Christians™ will attract our Godly Virgins. So far I have seen nothing to convince me that you're not some homer or cathylicker (is there a difference?)

Have you looked into Landover's Dating Tips for Christian Men? They provide invaluable insight into Godly Dating Courtship™.


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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 10-10-2006, 11:37 PM

Sister Caron Boucher is on the market!

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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 10-11-2006, 01:17 PM

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Sister Caron Boucher is on the market!

My my...ehhmmm...I think that Yankee fellar would be quite pleased with Sister Caron. She seems to be quite a woman. Poor woman looks as though she couldn't afford the right sized britches, maybe Yankee could afford to get her a new pair.

I think I may even donate to that as well.

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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 10-11-2006, 10:30 PM

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Yep, old Yanks is looking ladies.
"ladies"? If you're looking for more than one wife, I suggest you go post an ad on some satanic m0rmon site, demon.
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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 01-15-2007, 05:05 AM

Thats repulsive, get that sinner off god's fourm before i report you.
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Default Re: Man seeks kind sweet woman - 01-15-2007, 05:07 AM

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Thats repulsive, get that sinner off god's fourm before i report you.
I am a pastor here. Exactly who and what would you like to report?

Have you sent us your Tithe yet? Don't try and rob Jesus, boy.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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