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Default Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican - 09-05-2007, 09:38 AM

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ITALIAN catholics, at that. Did you pass this on to SoccerItalia? If you don't, I will.
I did. He just ignored it, and kept on with his "sure Italians have never won a war, ever, but we like to pretend to be eminem and judge manliness by how much salmon-flavored hair we can get stuck in our braces...."

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Default Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican - 07-30-2018, 06:37 AM

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Before the Great Purge I made a post about the head-dress worn by popes and bishops. The so-called mitre:

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It's easy to see - unless you're a Catholic of course - that the pope is wearing a fish-head at the top of his own. Obviously he thinks that two brains are better than one.
I was horrified to see more head [ARROWED](white) a bit lower down especially when I noticed that only one papal foot was visible. Which suggests a location for the other foot somewhere behind the head and therefore for his other knee! He's draped in what looks like scarlet curtains so perhaps a cardinal? I had no idea..
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Default Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican - 07-31-2018, 10:04 PM

Well duh.

Jesus was a carpenter.

Carpenters use miter saws.

The Popes have always found a way to honour the works of Jesus. All of his work and not just the fancy stuff.




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Default Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican - 07-31-2018, 10:17 PM

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Well duh.

Jesus was a carpenter.

Carpenters use miter saws.

The Popes have always found a way to honour the works of Jesus. All of his work and not just the fancy stuff.




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Are you suggesting that the "cardinal" is admiring his pope's chair-leg?
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Default Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican - 08-01-2018, 10:05 PM

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Well duh.

Jesus was a carpenter.

Carpenters use miter saws.

The Popes have always found a way to honour the works of Jesus. All of his work and not just the fancy stuff.

Bless you, my 2x4's in a metric world,
Father Mo.
Nothing to do with carpentry - and I'm not convinced the pope believes in Jesus.

Back before the war, when I was young, my pastor told me the origin of the mitre:

One day the pope, who had scammed the poor and ignorant out of a lot of money (even by his standards) went off to buy a hat. Because the pope is Satan’s servant, the hat had to be “extravagant” (M't:23:5)

Because he wanted a hat that was made of gold and jewels, he went to the best hat-maker in Rome, Izzy Goldstein. (The Vatican has no hat-makers because they were all killed by nuns in the 10th century.)

Anyway, none of the hats on display seemed right, so the hat-maker, Izzy Goldstein, suggest he design a hat. That night, Izzy’s wife made him fish and, as neither Izzy or his wife liked the pope who kept ordering pogroms, that gave Izzy the idea and he made the pope the most stupid and expensive hat the world had ever known.

In a week, the pope came back and was delighted; it was like no hat anyone had ever seen before. The hat was truly extravagant, and so was the price but the pope didn’t care about that, it only meant that a few more widows would starve and thus not be a burden on his business.

When he got back to the Vatican, he was wearing the hat. None of the Cardinals could believe that the pope had spent money on a hat like that.

“Hey! What d’y’ think of the headgear? Smart or what?” asked the pope, who was puffed out with pride.
The cardinals looked at each other and then one said:
“Did you really pay money for that hat?”

There was a silent moment like when your wife drops dead in front of you, and the pope, who got the drift, said:

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“Might’a…”

The cardinal replied, “Hat, mitre! Mitre, hat! We don’t care if you call it a mitre or a hat, The worst thing we can do to you is make you wear it!”

And they did.

And that is why it is called a mitre because the pope might’a spent a lot of money on it.





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