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Bible Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-30-2016, 03:45 AM
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I have blue hair as of yesterday...I've wanted to do it for years, and I'm incredibly happy with the results. I didn't do it for any "vain reasons, or to try to "look attractive". I did it because I enjoy having blue hair, that is all.
Sweetie, God still hates you for being preoccupied with the things of the flesh:

Romans 8:5-8
5 For they that are after the flesh do mind the things of the flesh; but they that are after the Spirit the things of the Spirit.
6 For to be carnally minded [is] death; but to be spiritually minded [is] life and peace.
7 Because the carnal mind [is] enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8 So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-31-2016, 12:34 AM
Well then, I suppose I'll meet you in Hell then! I mean, you do wear clothes right? And I assume you bathe or brush your teeth at least once in a while? Yeah...
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-31-2016, 12:41 AM
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Well then, I suppose I'll meet you in Hell then! I mean, you do wear clothes right? And I assume you bathe or brush your teeth at least once in a while? Yeah...
I understand that you're a few fries short of a happy meal, so I will say this slowly, in large font and color-coded to make it easier to understand:

You are confusing modesty and basic hygiene with vanity, sweetie.

If you need my help to make you understand the meaning of any of these words, please let me know. I'll be happy to help.

You're welcome.

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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-31-2016, 01:42 AM
I love how you assume I'm unintelligent, when I can actually guarantee that I am smarter than you. I have an IQ of 130...only 31 points below Albert Einstein. What is your IQ score? 80?
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Default Re: Don't you dare dye your hair! - 03-31-2016, 02:02 AM
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I love how you assume I'm unintelligent, when I can actually guarantee that I am smarter than you. I have an IQ of 130...only 31 points below Albert Einstein. What is your IQ score? 80?
1. If you think you're so intelligent, please start acting like it.

2. If you were 1/10 as smart as you think you are, you'd know that there are many types of intelligence and that the IQ test does not measure any of them - the only thing it actually measures is the person's ability to take the IQ tests.

I hope that was helpful.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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