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So-Called Church Ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 01:16 PM
Good Friday has come and gone and the Landrover forum managed to make no comment on this singularly important moment in the history of mankind.
Yes, nobody from this 'Church' managed to say anything about the fact that Jesus died on the cross (temporarily) for the sins of mankind. What does this tell you about the grifters and flim-flam artists here that are obviously only concerned with earthly possessions and the acquisition of wealth?
It says everything you need to know.
Meanwhile, His Holiness Pope Francis was being mocked in one post for taking a page from the life of Jesus by showing the kind of humility and compassion that is supposed to be the hallmark of Christian life.
If there ever was any doubt that Baptwits are mere posers with no real commitment to the values and principles of Christianity, it has been forever dispelled.
May Christ have mercy on your souls.
Bless you, my Hell-bound hillbillies,
Father Mo
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 04:51 PM
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Good Friday has come and gone and the Landrover forum managed to make no comment on this singularly important moment in the history of mankind.
Yes, nobody from this 'Church' managed to say anything about the fact that Jesus died on the cross (temporarily) for the sins of mankind. What does this tell you about the grifters and flim-flam artists here that are obviously only concerned with earthly possessions and the acquisition of wealth?
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Wrong, and wrong again.
I don't suppose you know what the Holy Bible says about bearing false witness, do you?
Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Proverbs 19:5 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 05:15 PM
A six year old thread and another about flowers is no way to show appreciation for the greatest sacrifice ever made. You folks never miss a Christmas moment and I presume that is because gifts are involved.
Bless you, my misdirecting moggy,
Father Mo
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 05:28 PM
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A six year old thread and another about flowers is no way to show appreciation for the greatest sacrifice ever made.
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Flowers? Flowers? You haven't even checked out that thread, did you? Otherwise, you'd join me in praising Mayor Hold for bringing to our attention the True™ Meaning of Easter:
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What parents should be telling their little ones is that on Good Friday the Jews killed Jesus. On Sunday, yes it was wonderful Jesus over came death, but children need to be reminded again of what the Jews did to Jesus.
Hunting Easter Eggs does not teach children a thing about revenge against the Jews.
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Amen!
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You folks never miss a Christmas moment and I presume that is because gifts are involved.
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I am so deeply offended by your unfounded accusation, that I'm considering skipping your name in my daily prayers for unrepentant sinners.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 06:18 PM
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Flowers? Flowers? You haven't even checked out that thread, did you? Otherwise, you'd join me in praising Mayor Hold for bringing to our attention the True™ Meaning of Easter:
Amen!
I am so deeply offended by your unfounded accusation, that I'm considering skipping your name in my daily prayers for unrepentant sinners.
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Dear Sister,
Thank you for defending True Faith™ against these revolting accusations by the cultist. Of course, all this ranting is just a smokescreen to turn attention away from the latest travesties by the papists. I present here only the most repulsive one: The papists claim that God is a woman.
Unthinkable, yet they were able to conjure up this blasphemous idea. And just not any cultist but one of the principal leaders of papism in America, God's own country.
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A Catholic priest from Massachusetts had been dead for 48 minutes before he was miraculously resuscitated. However, it is his description about God that is bound to spark a hot debate about the almighty.
Father John Michael O’Neal was officially declared dead for more than 48 minutes, but medics were able to miraculously re-start his heart. According to the 71-year-old man of God, the supreme entity isn’t a man, as is popularly assumed and believed. Father O’Neal claims he met God during the brief time he was officially dead and God is a woman.
The catholic father claims God is a warm and comforting motherly figure.
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1. Father? Father O'Neal? This alone proves that we're dealing with a CULT:
Matthew 23:9
And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
2. Woman? To get to the bottom of this claim we only have to consult a dictionary:
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that male one who is neither speaker nor hearer
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3. Now let us look at the book that few papist cultists have ever looked at: it is called the KJV Bible!
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
Mr. Lester, your distraction is not going to work. While you were obviously busy in social media for the whole Good Friday, True Christians™ were busy praying and worshiping our Lord Jesus Christ. Still our Pastors and Mayor had the time to express their condolences to Jesus and His Father (here it is legitimate to use the word "father") who He is also on this Godly Forum. May I introduce you to an emotion you should learn to be acquainted with:
Psalms 4:2
O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn my glory into shame? how long will ye love vanity, and seek after leasing? Selah.
THIS is what the cultists would want us to believe! Please, get real!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 06:59 PM
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That image is truly blasphemous, Brother Elmer. I have a very simple evidence that it is a false image and not a true depiction of reality - a woman would have taken much greater care in making sure that her outfit is not wrinkled. Also, a woman would not wear an outfit that makes her look baggy in the tummy area. No way.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
That image is truly blasphemous, Brother Elmer. I have a very simple evidence that it is a false image and not a true depiction of reality - a woman would have taken much greater care in making sure that her outfit is not wrinkled. Also, a woman would not wear an outfit that makes her look baggy in the tummy area. No way.
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Nor would she conduct her business in town with a random scarf hanging off her handbag arm.
Good grief, the Papists are so obsessed with cannibalism that they convince new recruits (ie, their own innocent, gullible children) Jesus dies every day in their churches, just so they can pretend to eat fresh meat. They're no different than any other blasphemers who like to trivialize and mock what must have been the worst weekend in Jesus' earthly life.
Is this image of using Christ's own legs to stir his blood:
Less offensive than this implication of sticking Christ's flesh on a poke, hanging it over a giant smoker, smothering it with BBQ sauce, and serving it with a side order of coleslaw and cold beer?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 10:45 PM
So the best you folks can do is post a story on candy and attempt to make fun of Christian beliefs that date to the very day Jesus died on the cross for your sins.
Impressive.
Tomorrow in St. Peter's square, hundreds of thousands of real Christians will gather to hear The Pope say Mass and speak to the ills of society as Jesus has commanded his representatives on earth to do since he spoke to St. Peter two thousand years ago. What will the locals here write about? Dishwashers? Selling their daughters? Praising an orange philanderer who has been married so many times he has rice marks on his face?
If Jesus hadn't already risen from the dead He would be rolling over in His grave at this shabby display of 'Christianity' you people put on every day like a school play where everyone involved arrives on a short yellow bus.
I will see to it that many say prayers for your souls but I can't imagine even that will keep you all from one day staring up from the pits of Hell wishing you had taken His religion seriously.
Bless you, my tumescent tamaraws,
Father Mo
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-26-2016, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
So the best you folks can do is post a story on candy and attempt to make fun of Christian beliefs that date to the very day Jesus died on the cross for your sins.
Impressive.
Tomorrow in St. Peter's square, hundreds of thousands of real Christians will gather to hear The Pope say Mass and speak to the ills of society as Jesus has commanded his representatives on earth to do since he spoke to St. Peter two thousand years ago. What will the locals here write about? Dishwashers? Selling their daughters? Praising an orange philanderer who has been married so many times he has rice marks on his face?
If Jesus hadn't already risen from the dead He would be rolling over in His grave at this shabby display of 'Christianity' you people put on every day like a school play where everyone involved arrives on a short yellow bus.
I will see to it that many say prayers for your souls but I can't imagine even that will keep you all from one day staring up from the pits of Hell wishing you had taken His religion seriously.
Bless you, my tumescent tamaraws,
Father Mo
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Did you also dance and sing and celebrate the terrorist attacks in Brussels? Just because some good came out of it (dead sinners) doesn't mean it's appropriate to mock the dead, or worse, celebrate the killings. Just because some good came from the Jews murdering our Lord, i.e. the forgiveness of our sins, doesn't mean we should celebrate His murder. The Bible does not tell us to celebrate murder. The Bible does not tell us the Christian people rejoiced in Jesus' death. I would ask you to refrain from your usual exuberance in these trying times, and instead mourn the passing of our Lord, the same Lord you too will one day follow.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-27-2016, 12:10 AM
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Tomorrow in St. Peter's square, hundreds of thousands of real Christians will gather to hear The Pope say Mass
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Big whoop. Yesterday in some jungle towns in the Philippines, papists gathered to reenact the crucifixion with a real, live crucifixion. More than a dozen of them, even. Each one pretending their masochistic inspired adrenaline surge will please Jesus in some unfathomable way. It all comes from being spoon fed lies and fables and stories since infancy, coupled with emotional experiences like the smells and bells of the so-called "high holy mass." People grow up believing these stories are true, and that the claims of the men in black robes are legitimate. Why, in Ireland, they're so gullible they've taken to "blessing" the roads! As if Jesus has been waiting all this time to make passage safe for His beloved, but His Holy Will was thwarted by the lack of Latin gibberish and splash of dung-infested water on the highway!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: So-called Church ignores Christ's Death on Cross -
03-27-2016, 01:03 AM
Imagine a 'Church' where anyone who walks in and drops a few bob in Zeke's hat can call themselves a Pastor and yet not a SINGLE one of these 'Pastors' could be bothered to offer up a few words to their flock (of hairdressers) on this most auspicious day.
Sure, we have a few Catholics here and there who get a little too caught up in the tremendous emotions associated with the death and rising of Christ, but surely a passionate approach to Good Friday is massively preferable to the sound of crickets here.
I can't imagine the sorrow Jesus feels knowing that he suffered so brutally yet supposed Christians could not even be bothered to take time from their day to make known their appreciation for His timeless and selfless sacrifice.
We Catholics have been suffering persecution for two thousand years and a few harsh words from some rubes in a corn-field will do nothing more than help to firm our resolve. Enjoy your petty comments but be assured that He is not amused.
Bless you, my Helen Kellers of Hate,
Father Mo
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