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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:16 AM

No, I'm not throwing a hissy fit. I'm getting fed up and sick of this blasphemy on here. So I'm leaving. Delete me, ban me, what have you. I refuse to take part in something that mocks the very basis of my beliefs in the Living God who's love was so great that he conquered the world. And you know what? By doing this, I win. I'm one more heretic to your beliefs who can spread my propaganda through the world and say that yours is wrong (which it is).
In short, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'll see you all in Hell.


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Alright I've had it with this crock. For one, homosexuality IS NOT the same thing as cancer, which is a legitimate, credible disease.
No, friend, by your earlier logic cancer MUST be a choice because if it was a disease we would have found a cure for it!

And I thought the guy in MEMENTO had short term memory loss...

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:22 AM

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No, I'm not throwing a hissy fit. I'm getting fed up and sick of this blasphemy on here. So I'm leaving. Delete me, ban me, what have you. I refuse to take part in something that mocks the very basis of my beliefs in the Living God who's love was so great that he conquered the world. And you know what? By doing this, I win. I'm one more heretic to your beliefs who can spread my propaganda through the world and say that yours is wrong (which it is).
In short, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'll see you all in Hell.
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I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:24 AM

And yet you ban other people for being confirmed enemies of God?
Where's the logic in that? Wow, I'm actually getting pissed off at your hypocrisy. Props.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:36 AM

Yeah, not only is that medically unsafe, but completely unnecessary, nor will it revoke any feelings I have towards my boyfriend. The emotional love will still be there, even if the physical love that hasn't yet existed never will.
And yes, I say love, not lust, because that's what it is. If you even think of trying to tell me otherwise, well that's your opinion. Eat my piffle.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 04:25 AM

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Yeah, not only is that medically unsafe, but completely unnecessary, nor will it revoke any feelings I have towards my boyfriend. The emotional love will still be there, even if the physical love that hasn't yet existed never will.
And yes, I say love, not lust, because that's what it is. If you even think of trying to tell me otherwise, well that's your opinion. Eat my piffle.
There is nothing unsafe about surgical genital removal. In fact, at the time Jesus made His recommendation (Matthew 19:12), the procedure had many more risks than it does today. You have to ask yourself, "How serious am I about my Salvation™?"

Son, I used to wallow in the abomination of homosexuality too, before accepting Christ into my heart. My disease was not so severe that I required surgical intervention, as God had other Plans for me (chiefly the siring of sons). But if months of prayer, counseling, and aversion therapy are not enough to drive the demons from your rectum, Jesus is quite clear about what must be done.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.


Are you saying that these words of Christ were spoken unnecessarily? If you reject these words, what other Christian principles do you see yourself to be in a position to reject?

My family and I will pray for you.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 08:59 PM

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If it were easy, wouldn't more people have done it? Trust me, after spending two years, yes TWO WASTED YEARS of my life that I could have spent praising God instead of the very thought of him making me want to commit suicide, in one of those "rehabilitation" camps trying to "cure" myself, I gave up. It's a lost cause. Those who do "change" only change their sexual conducts, not how the actually feel. The truth is while they may act heterosexual, they still have thoughts and feelings pertaining to affections towards the same gender.
Tl;dr, it's not a choice, and it's not a disease, or they would have come up with an actual cure for it by now.
I see, so we should feel the same way about junkies, child molesters, arsonists, smokers, etc. After all, they all have problems giving up their selected sins.

Just because you decided to give up on yourself and roll in your own sin doesn't mean that you are right. If you had enough faith, God could cure you. Obviously you don't have enough faith in Jesus.

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Alright I've had it with this crock. For one, homosexuality IS NOT the same thing as cancer, which is a legitimate, credible disease.
Second, give me one good reason why I should devote any time and energy praising your God who hates me and won't even listen? That logical fallacy confuses, and quite frankly, pisses me off. You're telling people to pray that God take away their sins, but God won't listen to them because they're sinners, thus creating an endless circle of sinnery without a savior. It's people like you who have the audacity to say things like that who turn people away from God.
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So homosexuality isn't a disease because it can't be cured, but cancer is an incurable disease? Mental dissociation?

God will listen to you if you turn your life over to him and have absolute faith in Him. I don't know about you, but when I was saved, there were a lot of True Christians™ there praying with me. I guess you could see it as being introduced to Jesus by people who already knew Him. When I was baptized I felt the holy spirit fill me. If you don't know this stuff, then you are not truly saved.

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No, I'm not throwing a hissy fit. I'm getting fed up and sick of this blasphemy on here. So I'm leaving. Delete me, ban me, what have you.
So according to you, repeating what is stated in the Bible is blasphemy, but performing acts that are clearly shown to be an "abomination" is okay? Exactly who is this god you worship? Because it is not the God of the Bible.

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I refuse to take part in something that mocks the very basis of my beliefs in the Living God who's love was so great that he conquered the world. And you know what? By doing this, I win. I'm one more heretic to your beliefs who can spread my propaganda through the world and say that yours is wrong (which it is).
In short, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'll see you all in Hell.
By this comment, I get the feeling that you actually realize that you worship Satan and that you believe he loves you as long as you speak against what the Bible says.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-07-2011, 04:35 AM

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There is nothing unsafe about surgical genital removal. In fact, at the time Jesus made His recommendation (Matthew 19:12), the procedure had many more risks than it does today. You have to ask yourself, "How serious am I about my Salvation™?"

Son, I used to wallow in the abomination of homosexuality too, before accepting Christ into my heart. My disease was not so severe that I required surgical intervention, as God had other Plans for me (chiefly the siring of sons). But if months of prayer, counseling, and aversion therapy are not enough to drive the demons from your rectum, Jesus is quite clear about what must be done.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.


Are you saying that these words of Christ were spoken unnecessarily? If you reject these words, what other Christian principles do you see yourself to be in a position to reject?

My family and I will pray for you.

One thing the Muslims have right is that a homo has 2 choices: die, or become a real woman. The thought crossed my mind many, many times before I became a real Man for Christ rather than become the transsexed wife of a man of God.
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