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Red face Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 03-31-2011, 08:00 PM

I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:
  • Only a tiny minority attend churches
  • Socialists dominate the politics
  • Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
  • The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
  • People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
  • Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
  • Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
  • Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
  • Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
  • Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
  • Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
  • Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge
I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 03-31-2011, 08:05 PM

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Jesus will be back to Europa, but with the Help of the US - Fundamentalist Churches, I pray always for Palin and hope after she will win 2012 she will crash devil's socialism everywhere.


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 03-31-2011, 08:18 PM

I really hope this comes true, Sweden is a country whose beliefs may be some of the most blasphemy laden in the world. Seriously, these people dress their ignorant (they don't learn to read till like 8) children as WITCHES on EASTER and then send them around begging for money. On EASTER. That is how they celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ our savior. I need only quote Job 13:9 - their mockery of Jesus Christ well warrants any invading force Palin or anyone else can muster up. I only pray that 2012 isn't too late.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 03-31-2011, 08:27 PM

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I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.
While your excitement is understandable, and your desire to see Europe freed from socialist tyranny admirable, your understanding of American politics is lacking.

Even though a President is elected on November 2, he (or he) is not sworn in until January 20.

Sarah Palin is, you may have noticed, a female. A particularly empty-headed one, at that. (I know what you're thinking . . . "How can you tell?") She is also unable to control her own personal life; her daughter is a brazen whore. How can she be trusted to run a country?

Mike Huckabee is the man for me. Former Baptist preacher, popular, witty, and eager to put a stop to the homosexual agenda and abortion.


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 03-31-2011, 09:54 PM

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Jesus will be back to Europa, but with the Help of the US - Fundamentalist Churches, I pray always for Palin and hope after she will win 2012 she will crash devil's socialism everywhere.
should we expect years of war against an invading enemy called US?
should we expect a global fascist dictatorship, after US has invaded (in your dreams) Sweden, and then the rest of this heretical world?
We also should expect an imposition of baptism as a world religion?
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should we expect years of war against an invading enemy called US?
should we expect a global fascist dictatorship, after US has invaded (in your dreams) Sweden, and then the rest of this heretical world?
We also should expect an imposition of baptism as a world religion?
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A new crusade?
dark times will come.
I think Sweden should be safe, I don't think she would be able to find it.


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-01-2011, 11:22 AM

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I think Sweden should be safe, I don't think she would be able to find it.
I know the atheist sport to deny the intellect of conservative politicians. And even if she's not capable of Operation European Salvation, God will ensure that GOP gets a leader that is suitable to carry out his commands. As Rev. M. Rodimer pointed out, Mike Huckabee is a good man for the divine job.

In addition, Sweden will be safer after Salvation than before. I estimate a pwnage count of 6580, or 0.07 percent of population. Not a big price for Salvation.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-01-2011, 11:37 AM

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should we expect years of war against an invading enemy called US?
should we expect a global fascist dictatorship, after US has invaded (in your dreams) Sweden, and then the rest of this heretical world?
We also should expect an imposition of baptism as a world religion?
a kind of Islamic fundamentalism? Baptist Fundamentalism?
A new crusade?
dark times will come.
When you say US like that it makes it sound like you are talking about wherever it is that you are from - and that is not THE US obviously.


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-01-2011, 02:22 PM

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I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation. Okey so to beging with.. All white Americans came from Europe. You all have family back here, some might even be Swedish (oh the horror). And what about "Obamacare"? Why is it a bad thing to help a fellow human being? I thought that, THAT was what christians are all about? How much did the taxes really go up? 1 dollar a month? I don't have any numbers on how much it went up so feel frre to enlighten me. But lets be serious... Is it not worth spending 1-10 dollars on a fellow man? Imagine yourself as being poor. They way things are if you get sick, you're on your own. Kinda sucks that to be honest. Too bad you can't afford that operation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:
  • Only a tiny minority attend churches Correct
  • Socialists dominate the politics Wrong, Our current goverment is bourgeois
  • Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school Correct, violence = bad
  • The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated Taxes are high yes, thats what supports our wellfare. = Everyone has free healthcare.
  • People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays Yeap that is correct.
  • Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention This is both correct and wrong, I personally would not leave my kids at home alone for, example. If they are under 10 years old.
  • Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards Wrong, everyone is free to study the bible. Nothing wrong with that. "Souless Retards" I don't know what you mean with this? Autists don't have souls? Sounds like bull to me!
  • Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children You have to explain this more I don't know what that is.
  • Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy Both correct and wrong it depends on what you want to build. You have to ask your neighbors if it is O.K. to build whatever you're building. a GIANT penis in the backyard might come off as offencive, no? In most cases it's not a problem. building a garage or a pool whatever is fine.
  • Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma" I can't say that I know anything about Scientologists so I'll leave that one.
  • Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well. Studies show that workers enjoy their jobs more when there are more tasks, I'm guessing you hate the word fakt, but it's FAKT. happier workers = a job well done so you are wrong when you say that we do not make it well.
  • Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge It's hard to say wheter you are right or wrong here since they are both so high here. But yeah i'd say that social competence is valued higher than knowledge, proabably. Social competence is clearly something YOU lack, might wanna do something about that, just a tip.
I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.
What is this salvation you talk about? I don't get it to be honest. Do explain.

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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-01-2011, 05:09 PM

Dear TheSwedishDude,

Interesting to read your input. As you mention, many Americans have Swedish ancestors, so bringing Sweden into foreign policy will make sense for the 2012 election. I believe that Americans with Swedish ancestors will support a GOP leader who wants Salvation in Sweden.

I do not mean that autists lack souls. People with mild autism are often smarter than average, honest, comfortable on their own, learn early to read and are great to absorb knowledge. That's good abilities. The tragedy is that in a socialist society obsessed with social competence and conformity, the advantages of mild autism is seen with suspicion. As a result, autists with higher intelligence than average are often forced to waste their school years in the same classes as soulless retards, who have much lower intelligence than average. The lack of knowledge challenging cause nasty side effects like anxiety and depression.

The "activity race" is the ideal of parents keeping their kids schedules full at low ages. This deprive the kids of the calm they need to reflect the events and study the Bible, and cause unnecessary stress to the kids as well as the parents.

You're partially correct about that some people enjoy to have "many balls in the air". But the ideal require a one-size-fits-all approach to people's brains, and cause an artificial scarcity of jobs for people who are better to focus on a single or just two tasks at the same time.

Regarding the Scientologist infiltration of the National Board of Health and Welfare, you can see how the Satanic practice of Cognitive Behavior Therapy is rapidly replacing drugs that actually works for several patient groups. Physicians who think critically and refuse the guidelines are seen with suspicion, and users of the drugs are labeled as narcotic addicts.

Regarding the bourgeois (liberal) government, while the tax cuts are in the right direction, they have not even remote plans to bring back corporal punishment and wipe the Scientologist influence.

Our fellow Swedish countrymen needs something better. We need Salvation by Sarah Palin.
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Dear TheSwedishDude,
Our fellow Swedish countrymen needs something better. We need Salvation by Sarah Palin.
Amen to that Lukas! I will be sure to pray for this top happen! Sweden really need salvation. This country has degraded so much in the latest 70 years...


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-06-2011, 05:03 PM

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I know the atheist sport to deny the intellect of conservative politicians.
Firstly if you had taken the time to read my signature it would be clear that I am no atheist, secondly I do not deny the intellect of conservative politicians in general, I just point out the ones who don't have any.


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-06-2011, 11:02 PM

I'm afraid I have to put an end to this party, because Sarah Palin will NEVER become President of the United States of Jesus. Oh sure, there was a moment when her feminine whiles and forked tongue fooled many True Christians™ into thinking she was an anointed woman of God. But we were deceived, and now she's been revealed for the sham she is, Praise God.

No, it won't be President Palin who invades the rutting country of Sweden, it'll be...... PRESIDENT MICHELE BACHMANN


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-06-2011, 11:56 PM

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should we expect years of war against an invading enemy called US?
No, I think you should expect about 15 minutes of war followed by your humiliating surrender.
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should we expect a global fascist dictatorship, after US has invaded (in your dreams) Sweden, and then the rest of this heretical world?
We also should expect an imposition of baptism as a world religion?
a kind of Islamic fundamentalism? Baptist Fundamentalism?
A new crusade?
dark times will come.
Isaiah 45:23 I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.
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Studies show that workers enjoy their jobs more when there are more tasks, I'm guessing you hate the word fakt, but it's FAKT. happier workers = a job well done so you are wrong when you say that we do not make it well.
I do indeed hate the word FAKT. And this claim that happy workers work harder is just nonsense. I've met some very happy welfare bums, how does your secular science and fakt-based reasoning explain that?


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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 11:17 AM

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I'm afraid I have to put an end to this party, because Sarah Palin will NEVER become President of the United States of Jesus. Oh sure, there was a moment when her feminine whiles and forked tongue fooled many True Christians™ into thinking she was an anointed woman of God. But we were deceived, and now she's been revealed for the shame she is, Praise God.

No, it won't be President Palin who invades the rutting country of Sweden, it'll be...... PRESIDENT MICHELE BACHMANN
I'm open for alternatives to Sarah Palin for Operation European Salvation, as long as they have a true Christian and neoconservative moral foundation.
For president of Saved Sweden, I have four decent candidates: Åke Green, Ulf Ekman, Jüri Lina and Helge Fossmo. The later is jailed for Jesus.
I did earlier trust the Sweden Democrats, which was a decent conservative party a few years ago. Today, their leader Jimmie Åkesson is way too young to lead a country, and they are in favor of high taxes and over-regulations, as the rest of the major parties.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 02:58 PM

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I'm open for alternatives to Sarah Palin for Operation European Salvation, as long as they have a true Christian and neoconservative moral foundation.
For president of Saved Sweden, I have four decent candidates: Åke Green, Ulf Ekman, Jüri Lina and Helge Fossmo. The later is jailed for Jesus.
I did earlier trust the Sweden Democrats, which was a decent conservative party a few years ago. Today, their leader Jimmie Åkesson is way too young to lead a country, and they are in favor of high taxes and over-regulations, as the rest of the major parties.
I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

* Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.


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