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Default I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-27-2009, 12:40 AM

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.
I am an American.
I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in
American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, and my God, not some Liberal Democrat!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to God when
and where they want to.

My heroes are GOD, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome
Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is genuine, and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, shut up already.


I believe if you don't like the way things are here,go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is!
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he
gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, or if you vote Democrat, I don't want you deciding who should be
running the most powerful nation in the world for
the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.Get a Job and do your part!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.


38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.
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Default Re: I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-27-2009, 01:03 AM

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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.


I am an American.
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I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
Satan's very own helpers?

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I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
What sort of sodomite talk is this?


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I believe everyone has a right to pray to God when
and where they want to.
What kind of American is the author of this? You really want muzzie scum to plop down a prayer mat and start hootin' and hollerin' toward Mecca?

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I know wrestling is genuine, and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
You actually enjoy watching two men practically nude groping at each other and rolling around on the floor?


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I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
Um, true. old :cool: I have never been persecuted by the Turks.


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I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
And the Godly flag of Texas.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-27-2009, 01:18 AM

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I am an American.

Satan's very own helpers?
Where it not for the work of masons, your church would have no walls!

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What sort of sodomite talk is this?
How does one love God if he's not in touch with his emotions?

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What kind of American is the author of this? You really want muzzie scum to plop down a prayer mat and start hootin' and hollerin' toward Mecca?
I said pray to God! Not, a goat sacrificing sand dweller!

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You actually enjoy watching two men practically nude groping at each other and rolling around on the floor?
May God have mercy on your soul. May His Light illuminate your path.

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Um, true. old :cool: I have never been persecuted by the Turks.

And the Godly flag of Texas.
Well of course!


38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.
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Default Re: I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-27-2009, 03:33 AM

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[/FONT] I am an American.
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Satan's very own helpers?

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What sort of sodomite talk is this?


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What kind of American is the author of this? You really want muzzie scum to plop down a prayer mat and start hootin' and hollerin' toward Mecca?

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You actually enjoy watching two men practically nude groping at each other and rolling around on the floor?


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Um, true. old :cool: I have never been persecuted by the Turks.


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And the Godly flag of Texas.
I pray all the time, when I want, not because a pastor told me to, or because of the time of day it is, or any other reason than to pray to God.

Oh, and wrestling is fake, people even admit it because people have died doing the "stunts". Look it up sometime.

Not that I partake in racial or sterotypical comments, I felt the need to point this out since so many of you do. "only steer and queer come from texas, and you ain't got no horns". Once again, I have no problem with you, and aren't calling you homo, but there are bad stereotypes about everybody, so I don't think this site should condone that.
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Default Re: I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-27-2009, 03:48 AM

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I pray all the time, when I want, not because a pastor told me to, or because of the time of day it is, or any other reason than to pray to God.

Oh, and wrestling is fake, people even admit it because people have died doing the "stunts". Look it up sometime.

Not that I partake in racial or sterotypical comments, I felt the need to point this out since so many of you do. "only steer and queer come from texas, and you ain't got no horns". Once again, I have no problem with you, and aren't calling you homo, but there are bad stereotypes about everybody, so I don't think this site should condone that.
You're not the first to be jealous of me coming from the same State as the greatest President ever, GWB.

As for wrestling..









Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: I may be A BAD AMERICAN - 08-31-2009, 03:10 AM

I have to say, Mr "4HisGlory", you sound a bit weak in the wrist to me. Are you sure you ain't one of these muddy creek climbers I keep hearin' 'bout?

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