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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 02:05 AM
I have to agree with Undecided and Ms. Van Helsing here.
It's pretty much common knowledge that Christians stole holidays from the pagans...
But, I believe that pagans stole those holidays from other, and that in 1000+ years there will be new religions that have "stolen" holidays from religions that are popular now, including but not only Christianity...
And anyone who worships Olestra, has problems... *shudder* Anal Leakage? Ewwww....
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 02:23 AM
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And anyone who denies worship of Olestra, has problems... *shudder* Anal Leakage? Ewwww....
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Ah ha! An offering to the pagan goddess Olestra!
I KNEW IT!
Here, have some Scottissue. You've got a dribble. Oh, and Ew!
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 02:55 AM
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Ah ha! An offering to the pagan goddess Olestra!
I KNEW IT!
Here, have some Scottissue. You've got a dribble. Oh, and Ew!
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No, I was trying to say I was leaving my 2 cents (meaning it was my opinion), but twist my words as you like.
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 03:33 AM
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I have to agree with Undecided and Ms. Van Helsing here.
It's pretty much common knowledge that Christians stole holidays from the pagans...
But, I believe that pagans stole those holidays from other, and that in 1000+ years there will be new religions that have "stolen" holidays from
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What a silly child. Anyone with brains knows that it was just the various Pagans who pre-stole those days from the Lord, seeing as those days to them are devoted to their various sinful rites and deities.
Perhaps try doing your research before embarrassing yourself again, sugar?
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 03:41 AM
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What a silly child. Anyone with brains knows that it was just the various Pagans who pre-stole those days from the Lord, seeing as those days to them are devoted to their various sinful rites and deities.
Perhaps try doing your research before embarrassing yourself again, sugar?
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I did my research, and it says that it's impossible to "pre-steal" because there's no such thing. The pagans came up with their own holidays. They couldn't have "pre-belonged" to the Christians, because they didn't exist yet. You can't own anything if you don't exist and haven't come up with it.
Jeez. You Christians want to own everything!
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03-11-2008, 03:50 AM
Sorry, honey, but it's true. Satan, wanting to lead good folk astray, bid his demons come to them in the form of 'gods' and 'goddesses', who then charged those pagans with various sinful 'rites' and 'holidays' in order to lead more souls away from Christ.
And it done worked well, as you can see. All those poor souls will be in hell now, as will any who follow them.
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03-11-2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 03:30 PM
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Don't mind Maise, Hii.
She's just talking though her oversized millinery apparel.
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Cute Dancerwitz Goy,
What is that thing atop your cabeza? It looks like one of those fish head mitres a bishop would wear.
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03-11-2008, 03:57 PM
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What is that thing atop your cabeza? It looks like one of those fish head mitres a bishop would wear.
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Ask Shiva. I usually wear a beret or a baseball cap on the rare occasions when I wear a hat at all.
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 04:11 PM
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Ask Shiva. I usually wear a beret or a baseball cap on the rare occasions when I wear a hat at all.
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03-11-2008, 04:19 PM
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You have the nerve to complain about Sister Maisie's avatar's hat when your's is wearing a mock tallywacker? Tell me, do you also dance "with joy" around linghams?
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 04:21 PM
How thick is he?
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03-11-2008, 04:22 PM
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03-11-2008, 04:26 PM
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Ask Shiva. I usually wear a beret or a baseball cap on the rare occasions when I wear a hat at all.
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03-11-2008, 05:05 PM
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I find it more comfortable with the bill facing forward.
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03-11-2008, 05:18 PM
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I find it more comfortable with the bill facing forward.
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Unless you're trying to take a nap lying on your stomach.
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03-11-2008, 05:24 PM
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Unless you're trying to take a nap lying on your stomach.
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If I were going to take a nap, I'd remove my chapeau. Why would you wear a hat to bed?
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03-11-2008, 05:32 PM
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I find it more comfortable with the bill facing forward.
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Unless you're trying to take a nap lying on your stomach.
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If I were going to take a nap, I'd remove my chapeau. Why would you wear a hat to bed?
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This is a perfect example of your capacity for making gross generalizations without considering the veracity of your claim. How is a ball cap more comfortable facing forwards? With your eyes closed, would you be able to know the difference? I wasn't suggesting that you are a hat sleeper, it just seemed like an example that would be easy for you to visualize.
What if you were a librarian? Stacking books on the top shelf would be difficult with your hat brim blocking your view. Wearing it backwards might be preferable in this situation, too.
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 05:48 PM
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This is a perfect example of your capacity for making gross generalizations without considering the veracity of your claim. How is a ball cap more comfortable facing forwards? With your eyes closed, would you be able to know the difference?
Actaully, I can tell the difference because the bill hits the back of my neck if I turn it backwards.
I wasn't suggesting that you are a hat sleeper, it just seemed like an example that would be easy for you to visualize.
And I can't imagine why anyone would want to sleep with a hat on.
What if you were a librarian? Stacking books on the top shelf would be difficult with your hat brim blocking your view. Wearing it backwards might be preferable in this situation, too.
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If I were a librarian, I doubt that I would be wearing a ball cap to work.
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Re: Pagan origins of 'easter' -
03-11-2008, 05:51 PM
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If I were going to take a nap, I'd remove my chapeau. Why would you wear a hat to bed?
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He doesn't need to wear a hat. You do so as not flaunt your body at men and luir them into depraved thoughts. Typical wicker passive aggressive harlotry going to sleep while partially naked.
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