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Re: Metrosexuals -
10-08-2007, 12:06 AM
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Now what can I use to get the "ready for Jesus" look on Sunday?
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And don't forget to have a Negro boy shine your shoes.
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Re: Metrosexuals -
10-08-2007, 12:51 AM
That reminds me, what ever happened to that delightful little colored fellow that shined shoes outside the church? I miss his googly eyes and the way he stuttered.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Metrosexuals -
10-08-2007, 04:56 AM
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That reminds me, what ever happened to that delightful little colored fellow that shined shoes outside the church? I miss his googly eyes and the way he stuttered.
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He got all uppity & decided to learn how to read. I don't know why he was in such a hurry; he was only 19.
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Re: Metrosexuals -
10-08-2007, 12:01 PM
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Another one of my favorite things perverted by the homosexual agenda!
Now what can I use to get the "ready for Jesus" look on Sunday?
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Brother Marshall, I know that you sport a fine Christian flat-top under your commandant hat. I personally have always preferred "Butch Wax" for my hair care.
That stuff keeps a Man launched all day, I can tell you!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Metrosexuals -
10-19-2007, 07:49 AM
You can wash and where perfume, but God sees all and knows your soul still stinks!
Jerimiah chapter 2
"22": For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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