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Default How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:13 AM

Okay, I found your idiotic forum and it truly disgusts me. How could humanity have fallen to the point where it seriously believes plants are obscene? do you know why you find them obscene? because the brain sees the PLANT is in a shape similar to something on itself or something it has seen and it connects the ****ing dots. You idiots the plant didn't ****ing grow in an obscene shape on purpose you all are just ****ing stupid.

Oh and complaining nudity cant be artistic they have had artistic nude statues since Christ you idiots the human body is a very beautiful thing and should be seen as such stop being assholes

I am not atheist i do believe there is a creator but the chances of him having such ****ed up morals and rules is bullshit. Actually the chances of a higher being having human like morals at all is impossible. Every animals thinks in a different way and so has different morals for example Snakes (a very important animal in the ecosystem not a demon) can eat their own kind to survive but we cant.

Stop being such weak-minded idiots who need to rely on a book that has been transmuted and edited and redone to the point its not even accurate anymore. Get your own ****ing mind and go out and have a ****ing life.

And no do not give me any of your "Pray to jesus" bullshit i will pray to no one i am not a slave i evolved and was giving free will and I'm going to ****ing use it

I made this thread after reading your forum and hoping i could at least bring one of you to a level of actual intellect.
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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:16 AM

And yet Jesus has called you here for a reason. Why don't you stop throwing a demonic tantrum and open your heart to Him? Your hatefulness is pathetic.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:18 AM

Your inability to see someone else's opinion is pathetic
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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:22 AM

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And yet Jesus has called you here for a reason. Why don't you stop throwing a demonic tantrum and open your heart to Him? Your hatefulness is pathetic.
Here is one for ya? If god doesnt like something why does he allow it to exsist
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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:26 AM

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Your inability to see someone else's opinion is pathetic
Aren't you doing the same thing you accused him of doing?

Hypocrisy at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen.
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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:31 AM

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Here is one for ya? If god doesnt like something why does he allow it to exsist
So he can have something against which to vent His almighty rage.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things


The Creator has temper tantrums just like the rest of us -- would you rather He take them out on nice things like flowers and bunny rabbits? Someone has to occupy Hell, or else all that real estate will go to waste, and our LORD is frugal indeed.

Do you atheists really think that none of these "clever" questions have already been asked and answered ad infinitum? God is laughing at you, friend, even as you try to debunk His existence with the debating skills of a high school sophomore.

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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:35 AM

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Here is one for ya? If god doesnt like something why does he allow it to exsist
He doesn't, fool. God kills everyone, without exception. He'll kill you and He'll kill me one fine day. The difference between you and I is, that I'll be sitting at Jesus' side enjoying the screams coming from eternal hellfire. Those screams will be emanating from the mouths of unsaved scum like you. Your master satan will commit your body to unspeakable pains and tortures. That smart-assed smirk will be permanently wiped from your face, while I enjoy the most delicious barbecue in Heaven with Jesus and the other True Christian™ Men who were Saved© by the blood of the lamb.

GLORY!!!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How humanity has fallen. - 01-14-2007, 06:51 AM

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Jesus will get to everyone in His own time. (GONG!)


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