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Default Asking for help - 12-19-2006, 02:31 AM

I have repented from my past sins (and through the force of CHRIST, the strengh of the ONE TRUE BIBLE and the example of THIS CHURCH) I have (feebly and sinfully I must admit) stayed as far as I could from new ones.

I Have tried bringing whatever meager contribution I could, with an open soul and the GOOD BOOK for my sole soul guide.

I don't have the insight on GODLY things that so many here coud (rightly) boast.

And yet...

In the heat of debate with someone I figured close enough to salvation I stumbled.

I found myself, rightly I am certain, corrected on my error of presenting a lesser SIN.

I have failed, and do stand corrected.

But can I still count on those I wish as my brethen to guide me and correct me through my learning?

What little I posted these last few days I present as token of my
commitement.

Without help and guidance I can do little more. And it was found unpleasent in your eyes whom I see but little less than pale but TRUE reflections from OUR SAVIOUR.

Please help me in this dark and dire moment.

Stumbling and crawling towards THE LIGHT.

PRAY TO JESUS THAT HE MIGHT SAVE THIS WORTHLESS SOUL!
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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-19-2006, 03:31 AM

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I have repented from my past sins (and through the force of CHRIST, the strengh of the ONE TRUE BIBLE and the example of THIS CHURCH) I have (feebly and sinfully I must admit) stayed as far as I could from new ones.

PRAY TO JESUS THAT HE MIGHT SAVE THIS WORTHLESS SOUL!
Well PRAISE THE LORD!! I be happy you have REPENTED from you SINS! The Bible teaches that we are to help the Brethren lift each other up! We will guide you closer to JESUS! We will bring you closer to SALVATION! GLORY Halulu!! Praise God!! Your post is the best news I've heard all day.


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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-19-2006, 03:52 AM

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Well PRAISE THE LORD!! I be happy you have REPENTED from you SINS! The Bible teaches that we are to help the Brethren lift each other up! We will guide you closer to JESUS! We will bring you closer to SALVATION! GLORY Halulu!! Praise God!! Your post is the best news I've heard all day.
PRAISE THE LORD BROTHER!

Thank you, and...

THE LORD does act in misterious ways, I had come to this thread to say that it was but a proof of my weakkness, that THE LORD had seen fit to use the unlikeliest of his instruments (the hell-singer woman) to strike at me, but with the sweet love of a caring father whose rod reminds the son how he must act.

That most gentle of stern punishment reviving my strengh and your reassurence at the same time prove beyond any doubt that for any who truly seek THE LORD is waiting to lead to SALVATION.

PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR!
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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-21-2006, 02:34 AM

See The Light....COME INTO THE LIGHT of the Divine One. We all think we are bad and we have all done things that are not so good BUT we MUST forgive ourselves and MOVE ON.

If you listen to nothing else from me pleasssseee listen to this:

ALL religions are the INVENTION of man.
The Divine has NOT sanctioned EVEN one religion.
The Divine does NOT want ANY of our human invented religions.
All the Divine One desires is your FAITHFUL LOVE.

Bless you,
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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-21-2006, 03:04 AM

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See The Light....COME INTO THE LIGHT of the Divine One. We all think we are bad and we have all done things that are not so good BUT we MUST forgive ourselves and MOVE ON.

If you listen to nothing else from me pleasssseee listen to this:

ALL religions are the INVENTION of man.
The Divine has NOT sanctioned EVEN one religion.
The Divine does NOT want ANY of our human invented religions.
All the Divine One desires is your FAITHFUL LOVE.

Bless you,
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You waste your time.

Read the second book of thimoty 2:12

If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us


Try me as much as you want.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-21-2006, 03:57 AM

STL wrote: "Try me as much as you want."

Really? OH ROCKY!! Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab! In just SEVEN days I can make you a maannnnn........LoL..........

Sorry LOB guys but I'm filled to the brim, tired, and slightly giddy tonight and, BTW, my favorite all time motion picture IS the

Rocky Horror Picture Show...hmmm...or is that shEw? I wonder?????

Oh well, sigh, shrug, something for me to ponder in my DREAMS tonight!!

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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-21-2006, 12:37 PM

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STL wrote: "Try me as much as you want."

Really? OH ROCKY!! Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab! In just SEVEN days I can make you a maannnnn........LoL..........

Sorry LOB guys but I'm filled to the brim, tired, and slightly giddy tonight and, BTW, my favorite all time motion picture IS the

Rocky Horror Picture Show...hmmm...or is that shEw? I wonder?????

Oh well, sigh, shrug, something for me to ponder in my DREAMS tonight!!

Chow,
TwinkBoy
Listen nancyboy; why have you come prancing into our Godly forum?? We are here to spread the word about Jesus, and it seems like Jesus has called you here to cure you of the disease of faggotry that has invaded your body.

Get on your knees for JESUS RIGHT NOW, sissy! BEG HIM to take over your worthless life! Pray HARD boy!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default Re: Asking for help - 12-21-2006, 01:26 PM

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Listen nancyboy; why have you come prancing into our Godly forum?? We are here to spread the word about Jesus, and it seems like Jesus has called you here to cure you of the disease of faggotry that has invaded your body.

Get on your knees for JESUS RIGHT NOW, sissy! BEG HIM to take over your worthless life! Pray HARD boy!!
AMEN Pastor Ezekiel!! That twink boy is in BAD need of SALVATION and there ain't no doubts 'bout that! We may have to go even further with this SISSY and perform an EXORCISM cuz I is pretty certain he be POSSESSED. He has a BAD disease and it's SISSISM!

REPENT of you SINS twinkie boy and in the Name of the Lord I REPUKE the devil in ya boy!!


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If you listen to nothing else from me pleasssseee listen to this:

ALL religions are the INVENTION of man.
The Divine has NOT sanctioned EVEN one religion.
The Divine does NOT want ANY of our human invented religions.
All the Divine One desires is your FAITHFUL LOVE.

Bless you,
Twink
And if you will listen to nothing else from me, please listen to this:
God hates fags.

YIC,
Temperance


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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